Slapstick Films

"Marlon Wayans - Buster "Bust-A-Move" Perkin"

"Michael Colyar - Morris"

"Jeanette Miller - Mrs. Coleman"

"Pat Crawford Brown - Mrs. Henderson"

"Anthony Russell - Sam Giovanni"

"Floyd Levine - Abe"

"Katt Williams - Lord Have Mercy"

"Eddie Griffin - Pope Sweet Jesus"

"Cuba Gooding, Jr. - Deion Hughes"

"Clint Powell - Earl Latimore"

"Lester "Rasta" Speight - Blue Latimore"

"Terry Crews - Big Black Jack Latimore"

"China Anderson - young Kate (age 5)"

"Yves Lola St. Vil - young Rasputia (age 17)"

"Lindsey Sims-Lewis - young Rasputia (age 10)"

"Jonathan Robinson - young Norbit (age 17)"

"Austin Reid - young Norbit (age 9)"

"Khamani Griffin - young Norbit (age 5)"

"Eddie Murphy - Norbit Albert Rice / Hangten Wong / Rasputia Latimore"

"Nice Guy. Huge Problem."

"Have You Ever Made A Really Big Mistake?"

"Did somebody just call me a whale?"

"Hell to the no!"

"KATE, FOOL!!"

"That's what your stupid black butt get!"

"It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?"

"I'ma show you how a chick go down a slide!"

"[Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower] Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!"

"[repeated line] How YOU doin'!"

"That's MY wine cooler!"

"Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin' with my car seat?!"

""Bingo! Right in the blowhole!"

"It just like old times. Maybe you two go take poop together."

"Yeah, gonna blow!"

"Whale, ho!"

"Norbit, where you go?! Why you run off?"

""What?! No! Don't be silly. You're married, you're here..."

"Norbit, what are you doing?!"

"I just don't trust you anymore."

"I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice."

"[After seeing Rasputia] Oh, yeah! She's pretty!"

"Wow, that was some nice show, Norbit."

"Yes, it did! And that makes you the Queen of (mouth silently)!"

"Happy president's day! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again] God bless America!"

"HALT!!!!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again] 187, officer down!"

"Rasputia, I know we're a little nervous because we've never done this before, but we can take our time, darling. In sweet time. Yes. [Rasputia leans into the doorway wearing lingerie] AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed in the process] OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"No, the one, suckin' the jelly outta them doughnuts."

"No, that's just my... my wife."

"I didn't touch your seat."

"...not as much as I am in the metamorphic or sedimentary rock categories. I mean I can take your igneous rocks or leave them. I relate primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar. You can keep your pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics as far as I'm concerned..."