Slapstick Films

"Radio Announcer: "WZAZ in Chicago where disco lives forever" (The Airplane then took out the antenna forcing the station to go off the air)."

"Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men."

"Jack Kilpatrick: Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!"

"All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"