Scary Movie 2

"[deleted scene] God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could be a real asshole. Praying for twenty-four years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If You're listening and I know You're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least You could do. Amen. Let's eat."

"[while exorcising Megan] Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy, Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God, who once concerned that Fallen Tyrant to the flames of Hell, who sent your only Son in the world to crush that Roaring Tiger, and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of Survivor!"

"[grunting on the toilet] Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts forcefully again) Ahhh, ah! Oh, those enchiladas!"

"(as Megan's head spins around, Father McFeely turns to leave) Fuck this!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid."

"Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love."

"(to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a fuckin' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!"

"God damn it, what the fuck did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!"

"Well, are you boys just gonna sit there with your mouths open, or is someone gonna offer me a seat?"

"The movie that dares you to come."

"More merciless. More shameless."

"Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell"

"Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks"

"Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins"

"Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks"

"Chris Masterson as Buddy"

"Kathleen Robertson as Theo"

"David Cross as Dwight Hartman"

"James Woods as Father McFeely"

"Tim Curry as Professor Oldman"

"Tori Spelling as Alex"

"Chris Elliott as Hanson"

"Andy Richter as Father Harris"

"Richard Moll as Hugh Kane (Hell House Ghost)"