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"Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!"
"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"
"You realize she was flirting with you."
"If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is."
"Public humiliation can be pretty tiring."
"As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers."
"I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt."
"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"
"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."
"It's a disease... one without a cure."
"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."
"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."
"Richard Carle - Gaston"
"Edwin Maxwell - Mercier"
"Rolfe Sedan - Hotel Manager"
"Gregory Gaye - Rakonin"
"Alexander Granach - Kopalski"
"Felix Bressart - Buljanoff"
"Sig Ruman - Iranoff"
"Bela Lugosi - Razinin"
"Ina Claire - Swana"
"Melvyn Douglas - Léon, comte d'Agoult"
"Greta Garbo - Nina Yakushova 'Ninotchka' Ivanoff"
"The picture that kids the commissars!"
"Garbo laughs"
"It's only human to kiss!"
"In Moscow they planted medals on her bosom . . . in Paris they planted kisses on her cheek . . ."
"Don't Pronounce It . . . See It !"
"M-G-M's Laugh Riot!"
"Hotel manager: [to Kopalski, Iranoff, and Buljanoff] The apartment may suit your convenience but I doubt that it will fit your convictions."
"Title card: This picture takes place in Paris in those wonderful days when a siren was a brunette and not an alarm --- and if a Frenchman turned out the light, it was not on account of an air raid!"
"Oh dear me...I must be losing my finesse. If I'm not careful, I'll be understood by everybody."
"[relaying what her lawyer says about retrieving her jewels] There may be a chance, that's all. The French government has recognized Soviet Russia and he doubts that they will risk a war for my poor sake. He might be able to make up some kind of a case but it would cost money, money, money. That's all they are interested in - those lawyers!"
"Oh Leon, don't ever ask me for a picture of myself. I couldn't bear the thought of being shut up in a drawer. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't stand it."
"[Giving money to her comrades to enjoy Paris] Here are fifty francs...Bring me back forty-five."
"[to Gaston, Leon's butler] Is this what you call the butler? ...Good evening, comrade. This man is very old. You shouldn't make him work...He looks sad. Do you whip him?...[She puts her hand on his shoulder] The day will come when you'll be free. Go to bed, little father. We want to be alone."
"[looking at a ladies' hat in a display window] How can such a civilization survive which permits their women to put things like that on their heads? It won't be long now comrades."
"The last mass trials have been a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians."
"Don't make an issue of my womanhood. We're here for work. All of us. Let's not waste any time. Shall we go?"
"We had the chance but we were scared. We walked away. WE LIVED OUR LIVES IN FEAR!"
"Kerry Shrimpton — Pam Short"
"Lauren Hewett — Kylie Hastings"
"Steve Grace — Luke"
"Antonio Vargas — Rico"
"Leonie Page — Vanessa Cronin"
"Pip Mushin — Wayne Burns"
"Kris McQuade — Charm Leachman"
"Sonia Kruger — Tina Sparkle"
"John Hannan — Ken Railings"
"Barry Otto — Doug Hastings"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!