Romantic Comedy Films

"Tammany Young - Chuck Connors"

"Rochelle Hudson - Sally"

"Dewey Robinson - Spider Kane"

"Rafaela Ottiano - Russian Rita"

"David Landau - Dan Flynn"

"Noah Beery Sr. - Gus Jordan"

"Gilbert Roland - Sergei Stanieff"

"Owen Moore - Chick Clark"

"Mae West - Lady Lou"

""YOU CAN BE HAD!" she told him!"

"The Darling of Broadway Gives a Hot Time to the Nation."

"Is that a bannana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

"You said I had a soul. I looked for it, but I didn't find it."

"Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them."

"I always did like a man in a uniform. That one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? I'm home every evening."

"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."

"Brian Patrick Clarke — Professor Carleton"

"Crystal Hunt — Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss"

"Donté Bonner — Embele"

"Arnie Pantoja — George"

"Samm Levine — Spanky"

"Danny Strong — Gurkin"

"Adam Hendershott — Jeremy"

"Jeremy Howard — Terrence Lubinecki"

"Jack Carpenter — Lenny"

"Matt Long — Tyler Prince"

"Sara Paxton — Rachel Witchburn"

"Amanda Bynes — Sydney White"

"You are such a... a bitch!"

"It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty."

"AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!"

"And I think I'm in love with a dork!"

"Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational."

"We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them."

"You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls."

"Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?"

"[talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy."

"You really are a dork."

"Now it's a date, huh?"

"Kappas could use a girl like you."

"The Kappas are just a little intense."

"Let me be your Greek guide."

"Lose the big hair. This is not Dallas."

"Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare."

"That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci."

"I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy."

"Still fairest of them all."

"Welcome to Hell, skanks!"

"Purple's pretty."

"She's kinda scary."