"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"

"Crystal Hunt — Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss"

"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."

"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."

"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."

"It's a disease... one without a cure."

"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."

"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"

"I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt."

"Brian Patrick Clarke — Professor Carleton"