Romantic Comedy Films

"W. C. Fields - Commodore Jackson"

"Even a dead fish can float downstream."

"Never mind what I told you! You do as I tell you!"

"Queenie Smith - Alabam'"

"I like women as I like elephants, I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't own one."

"John Miljan - Major Patterson"

"Marie Prevost - Nona"

"Ralph Bellamy - Allen Macklyn"

"Astrid Allwyn - Vivian Snowden"

"Ruth Donnelly - Laura, Regi's boss and friend"

"I wonder what the poor people are doing on a day like this."

"You can't blame me for wanting the things I do. Every woman wants them. Only I say I do."

"When a man's in love with a woman, he shouldn't keep it a secret."

"Carole Lombard - Regi Allen"

"Fred MacMurray - Theodore "Ted" Drew III"

"People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it."

"I've always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone: there's a certain dignity to it."

"Eric Stoltz - The Mime"

"Tim Burton - Brian"

"Jeremy Piven - Doug Hughley"

"James LeGros - Andy"

"Ally Walker - Pam"

"Tom Skerritt - Mayor Weber"

"Sheila Kelley - Debbie Hunt"

"Jim True-Frost - David Bailey"

"Matt Dillon - Cliff Poncier"

"Kyra Sedgwick - Linda Powell"

"Campbell Scott - Steve Dunne"

"Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore"

"Bill Pullman - Dr. Jeffrey Jamison"

"You're Dr. Jamison, man. Many, many babes are into that."

"Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature."

"I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act."

"I broke up with someone recently: Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we weren't right and all the stuff we both knew. A week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her. She won't see me. Now she's with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with the girl Tony's going out with on the side, Rita. Rita who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So now do I tell Jennifer that I know Tony's going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita while I was going out with her. How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know."

"Linda, uh, it's me. I had to call you. It's about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You... belong... with... me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that we're really talking, you thought I proposed to you only because you were pregnant. What's that about?! I mean... hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because... but I think we made a big mistake because...we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time I'll call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. And that's something you should know, so I won't bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye."

"Peter O'Meara - Bill"

"Brandon Keener - Jarrad"

"John Ross Bowie - Dan the Wiccan"

"Luis Guzman (uncredited) as Javier"

"Mary Stuart Masterson (uncredited archive footage from the film Some Kind of Wonderful) as Watts"

"Bill Brochtrup - Larry"

"Sasha Alexander - Katharine"

"Frances Callier - Frances"

"Angela V. Shelton - Angela"

"Cory Hardrict - Tyrone"

"Rod Keller - Bruce"

"Wilson Cruz - Nathan"

"Morgan Lily - Little girl"

"Greg Behrendt - Priest"

"Natasha Leggero - Amber Gnech"