"I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."

"I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working."

"This Is Crazy"

"I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?"

"Geena Davis - Angie"

"James Gandolfini - Vinnie"

"I only like eating Lucky Charms and I'll die of consumption."

"Stephen Rea - Noel"

"We are all broken. Those of us who are less broken need to help those who are more broken."

"Aida Turturro - Tina"

"The Artist was made as a love letter to cinema, and grew out of my (and all of my cast and crew’s) admiration and respect for movies throughout history."

"PLEASE BE BE SILENT BEHIND THE SCREEN."

"We have to talk, George. Why do you refuse to talk?"

"WHO'S THAT GIRL? That's The Question On Everyone's Lips. Who Indeed?"

"Here is one of the most entertaining films in many a moon, a film that charms because of its story, its performances and because of the sly way it plays with being silent and black and white. "The Artist" knows you're aware it's silent and kids you about it. Not that it's entirely silent, of course; like all silent films were, it's accompanied by music. You know — like in a regular movie when nobody's talking? … I've seen "The Artist" three times, and each time it was applauded, perhaps because the audience was surprised at itself for liking it so much. It's good for holiday time, speaking to all ages in a universal language. Silent films can weave a unique enchantment. During a good one, I fall into a reverie, an encompassing absorption that drops me out of time."

"There's one thing we could try. Trust me."

"I won't talk! I won't say a word!"

"If that's the future you can have it!"

"People are tired of old actors mugging at camera to be understood. Out with the old, in with the new. Make way for the young! That's life!"

"Breckin Meyer - Ray Peyton, Jr."

"Lindsay Lohan - Maggie Peyton"

"Michael Keaton - Ray Peyton, Sr."

"Tony Stewart - Himself"

"That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It's mocking me! I'm telling you! That car is alive! Look! It's doing it again!"

"Stuart Scott - Himself"

"[reading the note in Herbie's glove box] "Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problems, he will help you find the answer." Great, a fortune cookie on wheels."

"Start your engines..."

"I'm being carjacked by my own car!"

"Jeff Gordon - Himself"

"He's back!"

"Dale Jarrett - Himself"

"Matt Dillon - Trip Murphy"

"Jimmie Johnson - Crash"

"Jill Ritchie - Charisma"

"Allen Bestwick - Himself"

"Cheryl Hines - Sally"

"Benny Parsons - Himself"

"Justin Long - Kevin"

"Teresa Maxwell-Conover - Miss Markham"

"Paul Hurst - Hefty"

"John Larkin - Rumbo"

"Edward Pawley - Joe Patterson"

"John Miljan - Major Patterson"

"Fred Kohler - Captain Blackie"

"Five Cabin Kids - the Cabin Kids"

"Joan Bennett - Lucy Rumford"

"W. C. Fields - Commodore Jackson"

"Libby Taylor - Lavinia"

"Queenie Smith - Alabam'"

"Gail Patrick - Elvira Rumford"