Radio Shows

"Graeme Garden: "The Chi-Hua-Hua of the Baskervilles""

"Jack Dee: "Lean back and fillet.""

"Pippa Evans: [Whispering throughout] "Gentle parenting's the way"

"Gary Delaney: "Once on TV I was hot"

"Rory Bremner: "Out of range the battery's dead"

"Rory Bremner: "We're the police force, we solve crime"

"Henning Wehn: "This is mostly crust!""

"Pippa Evans: "Standing watching all of you"

"Tony Hawks: "We look at your rectal issues"

"Rachel Parris: "Shall I be mother?""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Ooh, what a lovely spread.""

"Miles Jupp: "Oh, let's not be formal, just use your hands.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Smack the bottom really hard and see if anything comes out.""

"Miles Jupp: "I've put some little bowls out so you can clean your fingers.""

"Miles Jupp: "I might just have to loosen my trousers and go for seconds.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Sorry, I started without you.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "I don't know but I've been told"

"Rob Brydon: "She's very good with ice-cream dishes, I'd like to see her lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Who Wants to Be a Milliner?""

"Adrian Edmondson: "But remember to chew every mouthful.""

"Miles Jupp: "Just ten more minutes, the meat really needs to rest.""

"Rachel Parris: "Don't check if it's done or it'll take longer!""

"Henning Wehn: "In some cultures it's polite to burp afterwards.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Oh, no! I think I left the giblets in!""

"Rachel Parris: "And it's polite not to leave until everyone has finished.""

"Miles Jupp: "Bring it to your mouth, not your mouth to it, please!""

"Henning Wehn: "This reminds me of my time in prison...""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Well, that's the last time we have your parents round.""

"Rachel Parris: "That was nice, but I still prefer Five Guys.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "We did it, Sam; we destroyed the Ring!""

"Miles Jupp: "D'you, erm, d'you think your parents would enjoy this?""

"Miles Jupp: "I like to dribble a little oil on mine.""

"Miles Jupp: "If the dog's bothering you, I can put him in the garden.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "If you don't eat it now, I'll just bring it out again at breakfast.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "This is Gold Leader, I'm going in.""

"Harry Enfield: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!""

"Harry Enfield: "Prepare for ramming speed!""

"Harry Enfield: "Here's Johnny!""

"Lucy Porter: "Show me the money!""

"Miles Jupp: "I think we should still play the National Anthem before the start.""

"Miles Jupp: "Just nipping out for a wee, d'you need anything?""

"Harry Enfield: "Scared, Potter?""

"Lucy Porter: "I'll need you to shine a torch so I can see where I'll be sitting.""

"Miles Jupp: "It was only when the lights came on I realised that there was anyone else here.""

"Rory Bremner: "I'll need another sheet.""

"Gary Delaney: "There was a lot to take in, but somehow I managed it!""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Last time I saw this, it had Charlton Heston in it.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Oh, look at that - a cupholder.""

"Lucy Porter: "When I came with my last boyfriend, he always used to splash out on the pick & mix.""

"Henning Wehn: "Is service included?""