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"Spike Jonze - Private First Class Conrad Vig"
"Ice Cube - Staff Sergeant Chief Elgin"
"Mark Wahlberg - Sergeant First Class Troy Barlow"
"George Clooney - Major Archie Gates"
"They're deserters, rebels, and thieves, but in the nicest possible way."
"In a war without heroes they are kings."
"Liz Stauber - Debbie Barlow"
"It's good to be kings."
"Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered."
"[From the trailer] This is where I start to have fun."
"Leslie Phillips - Wilson"
"Julian Rhind-Tutt - Mr. Pimms"
"Chris Barrie - Hillary"
"Richard Johnson - Distinguished Gentleman"
"Noah Taylor - Bryce"
"Iain Glen - Manfred Powell"
"Jon Voight - Lord Richard Croft"
"Daniel Craig - Alex West"
"Angelina Jolie - Lady Lara Croft"
"This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!"
"Well, Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time. [looks at his watch] It's wrong."
"Poor Simon, what has she done to you?"
""Return the iron to the stone's embrace. The wheel of heaven will turn. Exhume the light from it's watery grave to receive the gift of heaven as you are condemned to the depths of Hell." Right. So, pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off."
""To see the world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour." William Blake."
"I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything."
"Bonnie Somerville - Denise"
"It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head."
"I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American."
"This never leaves the cave."
"[discovering a barn full of marijuana] Great mother of ganja!"
"You guys, check out this map. It looks like Billy left us a treasure map."
"Wow, this song is so uncool."
"No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment."
"[Billy's Italian girlfriend rubs herself on his casket] Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do."
"[While high on marijuana, after dodging a bullet] Whoa... Matrix."
"[After finding Dan, Jerry and Tom in their boxers] Freeze you perverts!"
"[after giving the nearly naked guys clothes] I'd get dressed faster if I were you 'cause I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years."
"[after scaring off Dennis and Elwood] When you peckawoods get your diapers cleaned come back! I'll be waiting!"
"River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe] There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back."
"Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet] How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!"
"Dennis: [hearing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" being sung] The hills have gone gay."
"Dennis and Elwood: [singing] Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die."
"The call of the wild, the thrill of adventure. The mistake of a lifetime."
"Three lifelong friends... One lost treasure... What could go wrong?"
"Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall"
"Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine"
"Seth Green - Dan Mott"
"Burt Reynolds - Del Knox"
"Ethan Suplee - Elwood"
"Abraham Benrubi - Dennis"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!