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April 10, 2026
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"Make it interesting."
"Rise from the dead, warrior prince! Rise and do my bidding!"
"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"
"(to Flynn): I left you at the dock to protect you."
"I don't kill for food."
"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"
"Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen/University Teacher"
"Werner Richmond as Andrew"
"Jane Curtin as Charlene"
"Let's go somewhere more private."
"Andre: Laissess les bons temps rouler, baby!"
"Bob Newhart as Judson"
"Yes, Flynn, I came back. And I'm not a vampire. I am happy to sing. [in the bonus short]"
"(to his class) Go now. Be young."
"(after almost falling out of the door) Who are these people?"
"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."
"The professor made good translation from wax."
"(to Flynn) You follow vampire into woods at night? I thought you were a smart boy."
"Stephen David Calhoun as Nicolai"
"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil."
"Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo/Vlad"
"I loved you, Flynn... for a little while."
"Simone, you're alive! (laughing) I thought you were dead and you came back, you're not a vampire. [in the bonus short]"
"(to Flynn) You have some vacation time coming, but don't get greedy."
"Peter Bull - Queen Anne"
"Bernard Fox - Tarbuck"
"Nigel Stock - Admiral"
"Monte Landis - Prison Guard"
"David Bowie - The Shark"
"Ferdinand Mayne - Mr. Beamish"
"Nigel Planer - Mansell"
"Greta Blackburn - Mr. Prostitute"
"Kenneth Mars - Mr. Crisp and Verdugo"
"John Cleese - Harvey 'Blind' Pew"
"Spike Milligan - Flunkie"
"Susannah York - Lady Churchill"
"Stacey Nelkin - Triola"
"Beryl Reid - Lady Lambourn"
"I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone."
"Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. I was recreating what happened to me twenty years ago, man and boy."
"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived."
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst."
"[recreating the path to where the treasure is buried] Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."
"The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."
"Madeline Kahn - Betty"
"James Mason - Captain Hughes"
"Marty Feldman - Gilbert"
"Peter Cook - Lord Percy Lambourn"
"Martin Hewitt - Dan"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!