Without a Paddle

"It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head."

"I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American."

"This never leaves the cave."

"[discovering a barn full of marijuana] Great mother of ganja!"

"You guys, check out this map. It looks like Billy left us a treasure map."

"Wow, this song is so uncool."

"No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment."

"[Billy's Italian girlfriend rubs herself on his casket] Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do."

"[While high on marijuana, after dodging a bullet] Whoa... Matrix."

"[After finding Dan, Jerry and Tom in their boxers] Freeze you perverts!"

"[after giving the nearly naked guys clothes] I'd get dressed faster if I were you 'cause I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years."

"[after scaring off Dennis and Elwood] When you peckawoods get your diapers cleaned come back! I'll be waiting!"

"River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe] There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back."

"Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet] How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!"

"Dennis: [hearing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" being sung] The hills have gone gay."

"Dennis and Elwood: [singing] Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die."

"The call of the wild, the thrill of adventure. The mistake of a lifetime."

"Three lifelong friends... One lost treasure... What could go wrong?"

"Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall"

"Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine"

"Seth Green - Dan Mott"

"Burt Reynolds - Del Knox"

"Bonnie Somerville - Denise"

"Ethan Suplee - Elwood"

"Abraham Benrubi - Dennis"

"Rachel Blanchard - Flower"

"Frank Welker - Deer (Growls) and Grizzly Bear and Lynyrd & Skynyrd"