"What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie weekend. We gotta be goin' out in style. Cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' the brews, but noooo! One older brother had to go and screw it up. By flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you kid."

"Yeah, but you know what? [holds up a coin] This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back."

"[to Steph] Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up."

"Brand, what happened to your braces? [Brand: [realizing that Mikey is the one she kissed in the cave] Mikey, that little... [Andi kisses him]]"

"[to her parents] Can I take piano lessons?"

"[to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!"

"[after kissing Mikey] Does Brand wear braces?"

"[after playing an incorrect note on a bone organ and causing a partial floor collapse] I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace ya know!"

"I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home."

"[discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money] Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!"

"Why couldn't I have a sister? A little sister instead of that?"

"I am gonna hit you all so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"

"Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I let you out, mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andi on Friday."

"[while Mikey tells the story of One-Eyed Willy] You sound just as corny as Dad does."

"[after Chunk glued the penis piece upside down on the mini replica of Michelangelo's David] Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin' in your faces."

"[last lines, watching One-Eyed Willy's ship, the Inferno, sailing away] Bye, Willy. Thanks."

"[to his father after Rosalita finds the jewels his marble bag] Dad, it's my marble bag! The Fratellis forgot to check it! I emptied out the marbles and put the jewels in it! We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!"

"[to his father] We had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives."

"Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside]"

"We can't leave all that gold. That's our future."

"You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie."

"Goonies never say die!"

"[Under the Moss Garden Wishing Well convincing his friends stay with him rather than abandoning the adventure] The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."

"Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance!"

"It all starts here."

"Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt."

"[referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around."

"[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world."

"If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing."

"If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here."

"You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks."

"[after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!"

"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here."

"Ciarán Hinds - Jonathan Reiss"

"Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan"

"Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft"

"[Walking up a hill] And don't be looking at my ass."

"[Lara pulls out a key] What? Key to your heart?"

"I'm not leaving because I couldn't kill you. I'm leaving because I could."

"Some things were not meant to be found."

"Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain."

"Djimon Hounsou - Kosa"

"Noah Taylor - Bryce"