"I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."

"Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club."

"Tom Leopold - Stan"

"Christopher Lloyd - Larry"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx"

"Ann Jillian - Joan"

"Miriam Flynn - Annette"

"Martin Mull - Ron Richardson"

"Brittany White - Megan Butler"

"Courtney White - Megan Butler"

"Taliesin Jaffe - Kenny Butler"

"Frederick Koehler - Alex Butler"

"Teri Garr - Caroline Butler"

"Michael Keaton - Jack Butler"

"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."

"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"

"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."

"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"

"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"

"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious."

"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"

"Rena Owen — Beth Heke"

"Shannon Williams — Toot"

"Mere Boynton — Mavis"

"George Henare — Bennett"

"Pete Smith — Dooley"

"Cliff Curtis — Bully"

"Joseph Kairau — Huata Heke"

"Rachael Morris Jr. — Polly Heke"

"Taungaroa Emile — Boogie Heke"

"Julian Arahanga — Nig Heke"

"Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell — Grace Heke"

"Temuera Morrison — Jake Heke"

"A family in crisis, a life in chaos... Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love."

"Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past."

"[reading about Grace's rape in her diary, clearly shocked] Uncle Bully... [begins trembling with insane rage] UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY!!!"

"[after beating up a patron] I was right. Too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick."