"Oh, everything smells so much better now."

"Do you think I'm made of steel, Miss Lu-Lu?"

"This house is just like Architectural Digest, Francine!"

"Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter ... a fille de joie!"

"At first I thought he was walking the dog. Then I realized it was his date."

"[after ripping a garment trying to squeeze into it] God damn these designers."

"You're really gauche, madam—a regular little coo-chon. And that means PIG!"

"I got ants in my pants!"

"Filmed in ODORAMA"

"I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark high…"