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"It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A donut."
"I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects."
"I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center – it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its hole, and our donut is not whole at all!"
"You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths."
"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth, but what you do with the truth once you have it."
"Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue."
"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."
"The best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true."
"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom? "My will" and "I'm warning you.""
"You and Harlan were "drama mamas", you shared a love of twisting the knife into one another. You see, I don't believe he would have slipped it in halfway. No, no, no. I submit Harlan told you everything."
"Oh just shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!"
"I'm not playing to beat you, I'm playing to build a beautiful pattern."
"You want my insight into this family? None of them are murderers. That's my insight."
"We are the Thrombeys, goddammit! This is still our house!...Isn't it?"
"[to Marta] Were you boinking my father?"
"I think it means that our father finally came to his senses and cut this worthless little brat out of his will. (to Ransom) So I guess you're gonna have to sell the Beamer and give your notice at the country club and kick whatever fashion drug you're on, because if you think that after all the bridges you've burned, after all the shit you've said and after everything that you've put this family through for the past ten years that any of us are going to support you, that any of us are going to give you - like DAD liked to say - "a single red DIME", you're NUTS!"
"Oh they're my family. I feel simultaneously freed by and supported by them, that balance of opposites is the nugget of Flam."
"Wait a minute - I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you!"
"That... was the dumbest car chase of all time."
"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."
"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."
"Everyone has a motive. No one has a clue."
"Hell, any of them could have done it."
"Nothing brings a family together like murder."
"Daniel Craig – Benoit Blanc"
"Chris Evans – Hugh Ransom Drysdale"
"Ana de Armas – Marta Cabrera"
"Jamie Lee Curtis – Linda Drysdale"
"Michael Shannon – Walter "Walt" Thrombey"
"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"
"Toni Collette – Joni Thrombey"
"Lakeith Stanfield – Detective Lieutenant Elliot"
"Katherine Langford – Megan "Meg" Thrombey"
"Jaeden Martell – Jacob Thrombey"
"Frank Oz – Alan Stevens"
"Riki Lindhome – Donna Thrombey"
"Edi Patterson – Fran"
"K Callan – Wanetta "Great Nana" Thrombey"
"Noah Segan – Trooper Wagner"
"Christopher Plummer – Harlan Thrombey"
"M. Emmet Walsh – Mr. Proofroc"
"Marlene Forte – Mrs. Cabrera"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Detective Hardrock"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!