Films About Dysfunctional Families

"Eli Gelb - Jeffrey"

"Henry Glovinsky - Lance"

"Adam Rose - Otto"

"Anna Paquin - Lili"

"David Benger - Carl"

"William Baldwin - Ivan"

"Jesse Eisenberg - Walt Berkman"

"Laura Linney - Joan Berkman"

"Jeff Daniels - Bernard Berkman"

"[to Lili] Put me in your mouth."

"Owen Kline - Frank Berkman"

"Joint Custody Blows."

"Frank Berkman: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?"

"[playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me."

"Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds."

"Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face."

"She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?"

"You're being a shit, Walt!"

"Toni Collette - Sheryl"

"Steve Carell - Frank"

"Alan Arkin - Edwin (Grandpa)"

"Paul Dano - Dwayne"

"Greg Kinnear - Richard"

"Abigail Breslin - Olive"

"Everyone just pretend to be normal"

"A family on the verge of a breakdown"

"Where's Olive?"

"Welcome to hell"

"You two aren't the only J-Lo's in the house. Check out these sexy colors."

"Deborah Kara Unger as Brooke LaLaine"

"Jeremy Sisto as Brady"

"Brady Corbet as Mason Freeland"

"Nikki Reed as Evie Zamora"

"Holly Hunter as Melanie Freeland"

"Evan Rachel Wood as Tracy Freeland"

"They're not little girls anymore."

"It's happening so fast."

"I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I'd die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now."

"Great! Then I can stop doing twelve hair-cuts a day to pay for all this shit! Do you think I wanna be here?"

"God damn $1.50 a square foot floor!"

"Hey boys! My friend wants to suck your dick!"

"Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!"

"You guys know if you drink ten glasses of ice water a day, you'll burn three-hundred calories."

"The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..."

"I don't even remember how to spell photographer."

"[to Evie while high] Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me!"

"[crying] Mason said you wanted me to move in with Dad! You don't want me. You don't want me."

"[walking into class late, sarcastically] Sorry. Can't a girl go to the bathroom?"

"[Evie pokes her stomach while trying to pierce her belly button, and screams in pain] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"

"EVIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? SHIT!"