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"[reading a poem] He was crippled / But only his body was cracked. / It's not simple / nor is it an easy matter to explain. / Let's just leave it at that she says / and closes the holy book of lies / she covers her eyes / Denying to herself what she thought happened.-Tracy Freeland."
"[finding Brady's clothes in the washer] Mom! Three strikes and you're out! How many times are you going to let him fuck you over!?"
"[chanting] No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties."
"[coming home on acid] RAHHHH I'M A LION!!!!"
"Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!"
"Well teriffic. We might as well be on the fucking moon!"
"EVIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? SHIT!"
"[Evie pokes her stomach while trying to pierce her belly button, and screams in pain] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
"[walking into class late, sarcastically] Sorry. Can't a girl go to the bathroom?"
"[crying] Mason said you wanted me to move in with Dad! You don't want me. You don't want me."
"[to Evie while high] Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me!"
"I don't even remember how to spell photographer."
"The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..."
"You guys know if you drink ten glasses of ice water a day, you'll burn three-hundred calories."
"Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!"
"Hey boys! My friend wants to suck your dick!"
"This only costs $19.95!"
"Guys say hello to the butt!"
"Hey Mason! Move ya G-string down south!"
"It works if you work it."
"You two aren't the only J-Lo's in the house. Check out these sexy colors."
"God damn $1.50 a square foot floor!"
"Great! Then I can stop doing twelve hair-cuts a day to pay for all this shit! Do you think I wanna be here?"
"I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I'd die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now."
"It's happening so fast."
"They're not little girls anymore."
"Evan Rachel Wood as Tracy Freeland"
"Holly Hunter as Melanie Freeland"
"Nikki Reed as Evie Zamora"
"Brady Corbet as Mason Freeland"
"Jeremy Sisto as Brady"
"Deborah Kara Unger as Brooke LaLaine"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!