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"How come I'm never involved in the adult conversations?!"
"The better question is why do we live in a world where doors need locks?"
"(Questioning catnip) Maybe one of my friends put it there? Or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy's. I mean that would definitely explain the outfits."
"Oh God! Our daughter's a nip head!"
"You saw the way he loves that thing... he brushes its teeth!"
"We live in a civilized community. I have a shower cap."
"Well, aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"
"Weird. I suddenly feel the urge to chug a beer and chase around a heavy set bar wench."
"Hey! I'm a lion! You were upset, so I attacked!"
"If I wasn't white, I'd be dancin'!"
"(After Kate has torn up a rug) Awesome. Am I the only one turned on by this? (Kate looks at him angrily) Yes I am."
":Dante: I found a yearbook. Look, there I am in the team picture."
"Sam Seder - Fenton Mulley"
"Laura Silverman - Linda"
"Louis C.K. - Andrew Small"
"Eugene Mirman - Eugene"
"Emo Phillips - Shannon"
"Jonathan Katz - Erik Robbins"
"Ron Lynch - Mr. Lynch"
"Janine Ditullio - Paula Small (2001-2004)"
"Melissa Bardin Galsky - Melissa Robbins, Various"
"H. Jon Benjamin - Jason Penopolis, Coach John McGuirk, Perry, Various"
"Paula Poundstone - Paula Small (1999)"
"Brendon Small - Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Ken and Junior Addleburg, various"
"Gary Cole - Harvey Birdman, Hiram Mightor"
"Toby Huss - Ernie Devlin"
"Neil Ross - Vulturo, various"
"Phil Lamarr - Black Vulcan"
"Matt Peccini - The Bear"
"Maurice LaMarche - Blue Falcone, Stan Freezoid, Apache Chief, various"
"Thomas Allen - Peanut"
"Stephen Colbert - Phil Ken Sebben, Myron Reducto"
"Debi Mae West - GiGi"
"Peter MacNicol - X The Eliminator"
"Paget Brewster - Judy Ken Sebben/Birdgirl"
"Grey DeLisle - Debbie, Daphne Blake, various"
"Chris Edgerly - Peter Potamus, various"
"John Michael Higgins - Mentok the Mind-Taker, various"
"Here we were with a brand new thing that had never been done before, an animated prime-time television show. So we developed two storyboards; one was they had a helicopter of some kind and they went to the opera or whatever, and the other was Fred and Barney fighting over a swimming pool. So I go back to New York with a portfolio and two half-hour boards. And no-one would even believe that you'd dare to suggest a thing like that, I mean they looked at you and they'd think you're crazy. But slowly the word got out, and I used the presentation which took almost an hour and a half. I would go to the other two boards and tell them what they did, and do all the voices and the sounds and so-on, and I'd stagger back to the hotel and I'd collapse. The phone would ring like crazy, like one time I did Bristol-Myers, the whole company was there. When I got through I'd go back to the hotel the phone would ring and say "the president wasn't at that meeting, could you come back and do it for him." So I had many of those, one time I had two agencies, they'd fill the room I mean God about 40 people, and I did this whole show. I got to know where the laughs were, and where to hit it, nothing; dead, dead, dead. So one of the people at Screen Gems said "This is the worst, those guys...." he was so angry at them. What it was, was that there were two agencies there, and neither one was going to let the other one know they were enjoying it. But I pitched it for eight straight weeks and nobody bought it. So after sitting in New York just wearing out, you know really wearing out. Pitch, pitch, pitch, sometimes five a day. So finally on the very last day I pitched it to ABC, which was a young daring network willing to try new things, and bought the show in 15 minutes. Thank goodness, because this was the very last day and if they hadn't bought it I would have taken everything down, put it in the archives and never pitched it again. Sometimes I wake up in a cold-sweat thinking this is how close you get to disaster."
"A pen and ink disaster."
"The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017)"
"The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987)"
"I told them 1,000 years from now or a million years, the problem is always going to be parking."
"Jetsons: The Movie (1990)"
"I came here to swallow my pride, admit I was wrong, and beg you to come back to work for me again. But then I figured I'd take a moral shortcut and write you a check."
"Tress MacNeille — Humphrey the Hippo, Various"
"Kath Soucie — Various"
"Russi Taylor — Penny Tompkins"
"Park Overall — Alice Tompkins"
"Charles Napier — Duke Phillips"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!