Capitol Critters

"How bout'... if we drug them?! How bout'... if we blew his freaken brain's out?!"

"Yeah, but we're mice with a gun!"

"[sneaks into the Oval Office with Max] Too bad the last guy left. All he ever did in here was sleep."

"Are we men or are we mice?!"

"We're mice."

"If you don't mind me saying, you look like hell."

"Knowledge is very important Max. Socrates once wrote that it is the only good and ignorance the only evil. Excuse me... I'm gonna explode."

"Well, sometimes, in the middle of the night, I burst into flames."

"Neil Patrick Harris - Max"

"Charlie Adler - Jammett"

"Patti Deutsch - Trixie"

"Jennifer Darling - Berkeley"

"Dorian Harewood - Moze"

"Bobcat Goldthwait - Muggle"

"Frank Welker - Presidential Cats"