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April 10, 2026
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"Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad."
"Everybody who comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
"I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny."
"Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule."
"Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean, that's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity."
"Kevin Smith — Silent Bob"
"Jason Mewes — Jay"
"Lisa Spoonhauer — Caitlin Bree"
"Marilyn Ghigliotti — Veronica Loughran"
"Jeff Anderson — Randal Graves"
"Brian O'Halloran — Dante Hicks"
"It Delivers."
"This Job Sucks"
"Maggie Smith - Reverend Mother"
"Richard Portnow - Willy"
"Robert Miranda - Joey"
"Bill Nunn - Lt. Eddie Souther"
"Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca"
"Mary Wickes - Sister Mary Lazarus"
"Wendy Makkena - Sister Mary Robert"
"Kathy Najimy - Sister Mary Patrick"
"Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris Van Cartier/Sister Mary Clarence"
"No Sex. No Booze. No Men. No Way."
"[in a casino, to a group of nuns all dressed in full habit] Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in."
"[about Deloris] That is not a person you can hide, that is a conspicuous person designed to stick out."
"From what I hear, your singing career is almost non-existent and your married lover wants you dead. If you're fooling anybody, it is only yourself. God has brought you here - take the hint."
"[last words to Vince, who is arrested] Bless you!"
"[says grace] Bless us, O Lord, for these, thy gifts, which we are about to receive...and...yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food...I will fear no hunger. We want you to...give us this day our daily bread, and to the republic for which it stands. By the power invested in me I now pronounce us ready to eat. Amen."
"[from TV spot] The criminal in question. His accomplice in crime. A woman in danger. A partner in training. A hero in black."
"He might have been uncomfortable doing that work, too. That's not really his style of stuff."
"It was at a restaurant and the maître d' said, 'Oh, I hear you're working with Tommy Lee Jones. He's over in the corner having dinner'. I went over and I said, 'Hey Tommy, how are you doing?' and the blood just drained from his face. And he got up shaking — he must have been in mid kill me fantasy or something like that. And he went to hug me and he said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you'. And I said, 'What's the problem?' and pulled up a chair, which probably wasn't smart. And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery'."
"It was the biggest movie of the year and the cheapest "Batman" ever made. It cost under $100 million, with Val [Kilmer], Nicole [Kidman], even Jim [Carrey] was still coming up. Batman Forever was total passion. My bosses let me change Batman. Jim was inspired as the Riddler. Tom Lee Jones played Harvey Two Face. Drew Barrymore is in it. Debi Mazar plays a bad girl. It has a great cast and everyone did a great job. It was fun to create a "Batman" movie."
"We had plenty of money to do what we wanted and we had wonderful people working on it. I thought the chemistry between Val and Nicole was great, and I thought Jim was just brilliant as Riddler. And Tommy Lee Jones, of course all you had to do was turn on the camera and you're going to get a great performance. It was fun, it was so much fun and not a lot of expectation because of what had happened before and so many people didn't want it. But the toy manufacturers, they were so great to me, they climbed on board. And then the head of Walmart came into the editing room with his entourage. They were dead serious. I showed them some cut-together scenes and some with Jim being hilarious, but they did not respond to anything. They just looked. And I thought, "Well we didn't make that sale", but they went to Bob Daly's office and ordered like $75 million worth of merchandise or something."
"I also had to go around the world, because no one wanted another Batman movie. So I has to meet with all these distributors in Asia, I also a lot of the toys and merchandise had been returned, it was a loss or something on that. I had to go to toy fairs and toy conventions in Las Vegas, and I had to get up in front of all these people who didn't want it and talk about how great this is going to be. I believed in it, I really did…"
"Pat Hingle as Commissioner Gordon"
"Michael Gough — Alfred Pennyworth"
"Chris O'Donnell — Robin/Dick Grayson"
"Nicole Kidman — Dr. Chase Meridian"
"Tommy Lee Jones — Harvey Two-Face/Harvey Dent"
"Jim Carrey — The Riddler/Edward Nygma"
"Val Kilmer — Batman/Bruce Wayne"
"[from TV spot] In a city where evil is everywhere, justice wears a mask."
"Courage now, truth always..."
"Newscaster: In local news, Edward Nygma's 3D Box has become the rage of Gotham. Rioting occurred last night at electronic stores which were sold out. There is hardly a home without the NygmaTech Box. Critics have claimed the Box turns Gothamites into zombies, but Edward Ngyma just shrugs: "That's what they said when TV was invented.""
"[discussing Dick with Bruce] Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose."
"Broken wings mend in time. One day, Robin will fly again."
"[kicks Two-Face] That was for my mother! [hits Two-Face again] My father! [punches Two-Face] My brother! And this is for me! [headbutts Two-Face]"
"Now...the real game begins!"
"Your entrance was good; his was better. The difference? Showmanship!"
"[Two-Face is about to finish off Bruce Wayne] NO!! Don't kill him. If you kill him...he won't learn nothing."