"(to Bunsha) And you will be cured! (to Ivan the Terrible) And you will be cured! And I will be cured! (Quoted in search of a way out of a stupid situation)"

"(apart) Well, he is looking. (to Bunsha) You will make a hole on me!"

"However, this is strange. This is the first time in my life. They tell him that his wife is leaving him, and he says, “Well, well, well, well, well, well, well”! It's even kinda impolite."

"I can imagine what will happen now! Just not a scandal. These scandals are so tiring. I got divorced three times. Well, yes, three. I don't count Zyuzin. And I've never been so worried."

"(to Bunsha who tries call police) I said: han' up! Han' up!!! I smash you, you hat!"

"However, I am amazed at your calmness. And if you know, Shurik, I’m even tempted to start a scandal."

"What, have you been released from the madhouse yet?"

"I am an actor of Big and Small academic theaters. And my name... My name is too famous to be called!"

"Enough of these jokes! You have not a closed fracture there... but an open one. [drinks brandy in one gulp] Let's go to sleep..."

"... I saw your ‘special mission’. After such a terrible lie, I don't want and can't be with you. I am sure that the children will understand me when they grow up. I'll file for divorce myself. Farewell"

"(to Tsar-Bunsha) Dear autocrat, we are lost."

"If you were my wife, I'd hang myself."

"As our beloved Chief likes to say, even teetotallers and those with stomach ulcers will have a drink on someone else's tab!"

"Wish I saw you in a coffin! In white slippers!"

"As our beloved Chief likes to say, I haven't yet seen a husband who didn't want to become a bachelor just for one hour!"

"Our people don't take taxis to the bakery!"

"In our business, the matter is this very realism."

"As our beloved Chief likes to say, if someone's an idiot, that sure is for a long time!"

"If you drink champagne in the morning, you must be an aristocrat... or a degenerate!"

"They might even award me... post-humo-usly...! [sniffs]"

"How could you think that?! You, my wife, mother of my children! Oh Lord! Oh, woe be me...!"

"These cretins swore he was unconscious. So this dope doesn't know anything. Excellent..."

"I'm no coward... but I'm afraid."

"Great thing he's not a smuggler. Nice guy... Why did I get so drunk, eh?"

"Stay aside, you milksop! Out of my way!"

"Slipped. Fell. Closed fracture. Lost consciousness. Woke up, and there's a cast."

"Fedya, another hundred and fifty [grams] champagne, and that's it."

"As our beloved Chief likes to say, strike the iron before leaving the cash register!"

"[Gena and Lyolik are with the chief] [Gena, hysterically] Chief, it's all over! It is all over!! They're to remove the cast! The client is leaving! Hahaha! He, he... I'll kill him! I will...! [Lyolik covers Gena's face with his beret] Mmmm... [bites Lyolik's finger] Eh! Eh! Eh! [Lyolik: Ah!!] Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!"

"Well, maybe in London a dog is a man's best friend, but here it's the building manager!"

"Patti Harrison - Allison"

"Da'Vine Joy Randolph - Beth Hatten"

"Oscar Nunez - Oscar"

"Daniel Radcliffe - Abigail Fairfax"

"Sandra Bullock - Loretta Sage / Angela"

"Brad Pitt - Jack Trainer"

"Channing Tatum - Alan Caprison / Dash McMahon"

"You know what’s ironic? I thought you, of all people, would know not to judge a book by its cover."

"I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do."

"This is the very first time I’ve ever seen you totally unafraid. And alive."

"You're so afraid of life hurting you again that you’ve stopped living."

"This is not a romance novel."

"Sweeter after difficulty."

"Jungle eat people like us."

"The adventure is real. The heroes are not."

"Ms. Sage, I enjoyed your book on The Lost City, and I believe you're the one who can help me find the treasure."

"I'm a woman. I can't mansplain anything."

"The jungle isn't ready for this kind of action."

"Why are things exploding?"