"[confessing to Hallie] I’m not a rock climber. The only thing I’ve ever actually climbed in my life were stairs. And I’m not a bungee jumper. And the only thing I know about karate is what I saw in the Jackie Chan movies."

"[Hallie and Duncan are crawling on the floor of the movie theater to loose the Secret Service] Oh. This isn’t sanitary. Do you have, like, a Wet Nap on you or anything?"

"Ron Reagan as guard"

"Howard Jerome as Larry"

"Polly Shannon as store clerk"

"Frank Moore as Dan Thornhill"

"Paulo Costanzo as Arthur"

"Jay Thomas as Charles Fletcher"

"Nicole de Boer as Bonnie"

"Wanda Cannon as Rita Fletcher"

"Mimi Kuzyk as Carol Richmond"

"Will Friedle as Duncan Fletcher"

"Dabney Coleman as President George Richmond"

"Chantal Leblanc-Everett as Tracy Fletcher"

"Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond"

"Grant Nickalls as Steve Ellinger"

"Adam Reid as Reid Bosshardt"

"Michael Flynn – Mr. Wheeler"

"Suzanne Barnes – Mrs. Wheeler"

"Michael Stephenson – Luke"

"Christopher Marsh – Wylee"

"Matthew Best – Gus"

"Matthew Ness – Fish"

"Bibi Osterwald – Widow Hansen"

"Michael Peterson – Henry"

"And you're nothing but a bunch of good for nothin', SPAM for brains, two time losing, low rent hoods!"

"Kyle Howard – Gunther Wheeler"

"[tries to start his car but sees he has no gas left] Empty? I just put two bucks in this thing!"

"Robert Englund – Crazy Man Cooper"

"Kylee Cochran – Allison Robbins"

"Chauncey Leopardi – Charlie Parker"

"Travis Wester – Chad"

"Ethan Glazer – Andrew Wheeler"

"George Takei — Ohga"

"Mel Brooks — Shogun"

"Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias — Chuck"

"Ricky Gervais — Ika Chu"

"Michelle Yeoh — Yuki"

"Total purrfectionist. (Yuki)"