"In fact, it is wrong that a pension is given in old age. Really it should be given from eighteen to thirty-five. The best age. During these years, it is a sin to work, you have to deal only with your personal life. And then you can go to work. There is no point in life anyway."

"When a man tells the truth, somehow they do not believe him."

"No, I don't trust women. I know them better than you do."

"Georgi Burkov — Fyodor Fyodorovitch Fedyaev, Myachikov's boss"

"Eldar Ryazanov — Myachikov's colleague"

"There are two kind of people in the world: those who survive up to retire ... and the rest. A pensioner is a person who is paid for not working. Everyone must respected old age as his near future, because everyone, if lucky, will become an old man."

"Anna Pavlovna was a resilient lady, because she could only rely on herself. Anna Pavlovna had neither a husband nor education. That's how life has been."

"Truly modern cinema cannot live without dreams, nightmares and visions that torment the protagonist all the time. Only thanks to them it is possible to penetrate into the contemporary man's hard-to-reach inner world. As you know, nightmares come in color and black-and-white."

"Once a year, all collectors were re-examined in shooting. If the shooter did not hit the minimum or did not hit the target at all ... he was left at work anyway."

"And yet we must prove that it is not age that determines the value of a person."

"The crime of the century is not lying on the street! It needs to be organized. But in order for you to open it, I should be the one to organize it!"

"In old age, pangs of conscience torment even villains. They do good deeds, as if atoning for sins. But you and me lived honestly, and come on, Kolya, let's die honestly."

"Shawn Mendes — Lyle"

"Constance Wu — Mrs. Primm"

"Scoot McNairy — Mr. Primm"

"Brett Gelman — Grumps"

"It's a jungle out there."

"Lyric Hurd — Trudy"

"Jason Kravits — Cy"

"He knows every scale."

"Okay, yes, crocodiles can bite through bone and, yes, they have a taste for human flesh, but he's not like that. He wears a scarf and he can sing."

"You must be the new tenants. I see that you've met my crocodile. He's an extraordinary talent. His name is Lyle."

"Javier Bardem — Hector"

"[as Lyle is licking him] I miss you, too!"

"Who wants to be safe? No-no-no safe is a repellent little word, exponge it from your mind! We are here to live, yes? And living is a dangerous business, my friend!"

"Ego Nwodim — Carol"

"That was totally awesome!"

"Nothing could be of less importance than what other people think. Let people stare! For once in their dreary lives, they have something wonderful to look at; Look! Look!"

"Winslow Fegley — Josh*"

"We're back, Witches!"

"A Wickedly Glorious Returns"

"Some Legends Never Die"

"Bette Midler — Winifred"

"Mike: Saturday detention. Thanks a lot."

"Sarah Jessica Parker — Sarah"

"Sorrow is such sweet parting."

"Don't! I am a good zombie!"

"[repeated line] Sisters!"

"[as Sarah went saying amok again] Stop that! Don't make me come over here with thy broom."

"This is my spell! [pointing fingers at Sarah & Mary] They’re all nothing but parasites and leeches that enjoyed the spoils. I remain the most powerful one!"

"Amok, amok, amok, amok!"

"Lock up your children! Yes, Salem, we're back!"

"[as she is riding on two iRobot vacuums] I'm surfing! Cowabunga! Hahahaha!"

"Look, your father is gonna find out about your party. And when he does, you're gonna be grounded until at least college. (I think.)"

"Are those the Sanderson Sisters?!"

"Teacher: That's enough! Mike, Becca, Principal's office. Now!"

"Kathy Najimy — Mary"