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"We've gone on holiday by mistake."
"I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual."
"I have some extremely distressing news. We've just run out of wine; what are we going to do about it?"
"I demand to have some booze!"
"How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones! Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels."
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"
"Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London."
"I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! Let him get his drugs out."
"(Ranting on a mountain) Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar!"
"Monty, you terrible cunt!"
"I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. I've only had a few ales."
"Black puddings are no good to us. I want something's flesh!"
"Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it!"
"There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside!"
"These are the sort of windows faces look in at!"
"The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news!"
"I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside?"
"(He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. I must be ill."
"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning."
"Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't."
"Scrubbers! Scrubbers! Little tarts, they love it!"
"Look at this - accident blackspot? These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! (Heckles pedestrian) Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance!"
"I feel like a pig shat in my head."
"Look at my tongue. It's wearing a yellow sock."
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"
"Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. I'm not going to understudy anybody. Especially that pimp! Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow."
"Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up."
"(Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late — but wherefore I know not — lost all my mirth... and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air — look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire — why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties! ...How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither... nor woman neither."
"(Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Murder and All-Bran and rape. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth."
"(Voice-over) Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Making an enemy of our own future."
"(Voice-over) Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores."
"(Voice-over) Danny's here. Headhunter to his friends. Headhunter to everyone. He doesn't have any friends. The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. Will we never be set free?"
"(Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree."
""I fuck arses"? Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once."
"[Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us."
"I'm not from London, you know."
"Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!"
"A coward you are, Withnail! An expert on bulls you are not!"
"We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires!"
"You're full of Scotch you silly tool."
"Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?!"
"My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful."
"It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane.""
"(referring to his cat) Get that damned little swine out of here! It's trying to get itself in with you. Trying for even more advantage. It's obsessed with its gut. It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die!"
"(referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!"
"Oh! you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrot...Excuse me..."
"I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!"
"Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world"
"Here hare here... ...here hare here!"
"Sherry? Oh dear no no... No, I'd be sucked into his trap! One of us has got to stay on guard. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning!"
"I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, and the rain... Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, old. There can be no true beauty without decay."
"I'm preparing myself to forgive you. I think you've been punished enough. I think we better release you from the légume, and transfer your talents to the meat."
"I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops!"
"Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp."
"Go with it. It's society's crime, not ours."
"You're looking very beautiful, man. You been away? St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that."
"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
"Change down, man, find your neutral space. You got a rush. It will pass. Be seated."
"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black."
"I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on, boy!"
"You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside."
"If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry — neither did they."
"I have been so blind."
"Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid."
"Mr Darcy? I'd more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again."
"Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me."
"You can only have two motives, Caroline, and I would not interfere with either."
"Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you."
"In vain I have struggled this will not do, allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
"You are mistaken; I write rather slowly."
"You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love... I love... I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
"A romance ahead of its time."
"Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without."
"This holiday season, experience the greatest love story of all time."
"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Bennet"
"Matthew Macfadyen — Mr. Darcy"
"Donald Sutherland — Mr. Bennet"
"Brenda Blethyn — Mrs. Bennet"
"Rosamund Pike — Jane Bennet"
"Talulah Riley — Mary Bennet"
"Carey Mulligan — Kitty Bennet"
"Jena Malone — Lydia Bennet"
"Claudie Blakley — Charlotte Lucas"
"Simon Woods — Mr. Bingley"
"Kelly Reilly — Caroline Bingley"
"Tom Hollander — Mr. Collins"
"Judi Dench — Lady Catherine de Bourgh"
"Conversation like television set on honeymoon…not necessary."
"Questions like athlete's foot…after a while, very irritating."
"Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheels, very soon get nowhere."
"Treacherous road like fresh mushroom...must always— [Willie drives the car away.] Idiot! Not finish mushroom story! You Idiot!"
"Someone gone to great trouble to make welcome guests, not so welcome."
"Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him."
"Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around."
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."
"Answer simple, but question, very hard."
"Someone just put deadly snake in room. Wake me when it come near bed."
"You feed cat…dog food?"
"Miss Marbles, I have admired you since I was tiny little detective."
"Voice come from cow on wall!"
"Room filled with empty people."
"He loved me very much, but he was not very observant. One day when I was nineteen, he called me to his study, realized for the first time that I was Oriental, and kicked me out of house!"
"Went back to theory seldom used today: "Butler Did It.""
"You should not speak with an accent when you know I'm so hungry."
"Monsieur Twain, we have been here nearly four hours and there has not been a hint of a hot dinner or a cold corpse. I must therefore bid you adieu."
"You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket."
"One of us will be one million dollars richer, and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung."
"Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide."
"Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles."
"I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!"
"You look taller to me. Why is that?"
"As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman you are a dog."
"There's nothing on him until '46, when he was picked up in El Paso, Texas for trying to smuggle a truckload of rich, white Americans across the border into Mexico to pick melons. He was sent to the Dallas state hospital for mental observation."
"Please, excuse Sam. He was shot in the head last week. He shouldn't even be out of the hospital."
"Why don't you ask the moose on the wall? He's been watching us since we came in."
"All right, we'll take turns. You look over the first dead, naked body that we find and I'll look over the second."
"That can only mean one thing—and I don't know what it is!"
"My motive is unimportant—let's just say I hated him enough to kill him."
"Where was ya, Wang? We was worried."
"The motive is simple: ego. If we were not to solve this crime, he would indeed be named the world's foremost detective. And with an ego like his, the fact that he had to die for it would be a small price to pay."
"Ten people for dinner, and I'm serving them hot nothing! You can't get good help today."
"I don't understand. Why would anybody want to steal a dead, naked body? (after she is told in a whisper:) Oh. That's tacky."
"I want you to know, Dickie darling, that if you're the murderer, I'll still love you. I don't think it would be right for us to make love, but I'd still love you."
"You've all been so clever for so long you've forgotten to be humble. You tricked and fooled your readers for years. You've tortured us all with surprise endings that make no sense. You've introduced characters in the last five pages who were never in the book before! You withheld clues and information that made it impossible for us to guess who did it! But now, the tables are turned. Millions of angry mystery readers are now getting their revenge. When the world learns how I've outsmarted you, they'll be selling your $1.95 books for $.12!"
"You are cordially invited to dinner…and a murder!"
"Truman Capote — Lionel Twain"
"James Coco — Inspector Milo Perrier"
"Peter Falk — Sam Diamond"
"Alec Guinness — Jamesir Bensonmum (the butler)"
"Elsa Lanchester — Miss Jessica Marbles"
"David Niven — Dick Charleston"
"Peter Sellers — Inspector Sidney Wang"
"Maggie Smith — Mrs. Dora Charleston"
"Eileen Brennan — Tess Skeffington"
"Nancy Walker — Yetta"
"Estelle Winwood — Miss Withers"
"James Cromwell — Marcel"
"Richard Narita — Willie Wang"
"If I were crazy, I'd be a much better designer."
"As you know, I am Cyrus West. Now, first of all, let me tell you that you're all a bunch of bastards."
"It is the greatest mystery of all because no human being will ever solve it."
"Good morning. You are one day closer to the end of the world. You have been warned."
"Those who foretold it are dead. Those who can stop it are in grave danger."
"It is too much to be an accident, too strange to be a coincidence, too frightening to be ignored."
"It is the greatest mystery of all because no human being will ever solve it. It is the highest suspense because no man can bear it. It is the greatest fear because it is the ancient fear of the unknown. It is a warning foretold for thousands of years. It is our final warning. It is The Omen."
"If something frightening happens to you today, think about it. It may be a warning. It may be The Omen."
"Gregory Peck - Robert Thorn"
"Lee Remick - Katherine Thorn"
"David Warner - Keith Jennings"
"Billie Whitelaw - Mrs. Baylock"
"Harvey Stephens - Damien Thorn"
"Patrick Troughton - Father Brennan"
"A novel must show how the world truly is. Somehow, reveals the true source of our actions."
"My characters shall have, after a little trouble, all that they desire."
"If you wish to practice the art of fiction, to be the equal of a masculine author, experience is vital. Your horizons must be…widened."
"What value will there ever be in life, if we are not together?"
"Eliza de Feuillide: Flirting is a woman's trade. One must keep in practice."
"Mrs. Austen: Affection is desirable. Money is absolutely indispensable!"
"Reverend Austen: Nothing destroys the spirit like poverty."
"Becoming a woman. Becoming a legend."
"Her own life is her greatest inspiration."
"Between sense and sensibility and pride and prejudice was a life worth writing about."
"Jane Austen's Greatest Love Story Was Her Own"
"Anne Hathaway - Jane Austen"
"James McAvoy - Tom Lefroy"
"Julie Walters - Mrs. Austen"
"James Cromwell - Rev. Austen"
"Maggie Smith - Lady Gresham"
"Lucy Cohu - Eliza De Feuillide"
"[to Mrs. Rittenhouse] Why, you're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you."
"[singing] Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going."
"[to audience] Pardon me while I have a strange interlude. Why, you couple of baboons! What makes you think I'd marry either one of you! Strange how the wind blows tonight. It has a thin eerie voice, that reminds me of poor old Marsden. How happy I could be with either of these two if both of them just went away!"
"Friends, I'm gonna tell you of the great, mysterious, wonderful continent known as Africa. Africa is God's country, and He can have it."
"Well, this bear was anemic and he couldn't stand the cold climate. He was a rich bear and he could afford to go away for the winter. You take care of your animals and I'll take care of mine! Frozen North, my eye! From the day of our arrival, we led an active life. The first morning saw us up at six, breakfasted, and back in bed at seven - this was our routine for the first three months. We finally got so we were back in bed at six thirty. One morning, I was sitting in front of the cabin, smoking some meat...Yes. There wasn't a cigar store in the neighborhood. As I say, I was sitting in front of the cabin when I bagged six tigers...Six of the biggest tigers...I bagged them. I...I bagged them to go away, but they hung around all afternoon. They were the most persistent tigers I've ever seen."
"The principal animals inhabiting the African jungle are moose, elks and Knights of Pythias. Of course, you all know what a moose is. That's big game. The first day, I shot two bucks. That was the biggest game we had. As I say, you all know what a moose is? A moose runs around on the floor, and eats cheese, and is chased by the cats. The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'."
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say, tusks. You try that some time...As I say, we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tusk-a-loosa. But, uh, that's entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about. We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks."
"I don't like Junior crossing the tracks on his way to the reform school. I don't like Junior at all, as a matter of fact."
"Signor Emanuel Ravelli: [about playing bridge] How do you want to play...honest?"
"Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding"
"Harpo Marx - The Professor"
"Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli"
"Zeppo Marx - Horatio Jamison"
"Lillian Roth - Arabella Rittenhouse"
"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Rittenhouse"
"Louis Sorin - Roscoe W. Chandler"
"Hal Thompson - John Parker"
"Margaret Irving - Mrs. Whitehead"
"Kathryn Reece - Grace Carpenter"
"Robert Greig - Hives, the butler"
"Edward Metcalf - Inspector Hennessey"
"What do you think it would feel like to be someone else?"
"If you write a story, you only have to say the word ‘castle’ and you can see the towers and the woods and the village below... But in a play it’s... it all depends on other people."
"Love is all very well, but you have to be sensible."
"[in a letter] Dear Cecilia, Please don't throw this away without reading it. As you'll have seen from the notepaper, I'm here at St. Thomas's, doing my nurses' training. I decided not to take up my place at Cambridge. I decided I wanted to make myself useful, do something practical. But no matter how hard I work, no matter how long the hours, I can't escape from what I did and what it meant, the full extent of which I'm only now beginning to grasp. Cee, please write and tell me we can meet. Your sister, Briony."
"I am very, very sorry for the terrible distress that I have caused you. I am very, very sorry..."
"[writing] The princess was well aware of his remorseless wickedness. But that made it no easier to overcome the voluminous love she felt in her heart for Sir Romulus. The princess knew instinctively that the one with red hair was not to be trusted. As his young ward dived again and again into the depths of the lake, in search of the enchanted chalice, Sir Romulus twirled his luxuriant mustache. Sir Romulus rode with his two companions, northwards, drawing ever closer to an effulgent sea. So heroic in manner, he appeared so valiant in word... And no could ever guess at the darkness lurking in the black heart of Sir Romulus Turnbull. He was the most dangerous man in the world."
"My doctor tells me I have something called vascular dementia; which is essentially a continuous series of tiny strokes. Your brain gradually closes down. You lose words, you lose your memory: which, for a writer, is pretty much the point. That’s why I could finally write this book; and why, of course, it’s my last novel. Strangely enough, it would be just as accurate to call it my first novel. I wrote several drafts as far back as my time at St. Thomas’s Hospital during the war. I just couldn’t ever find the way to do it."
"[Last lines] I never made that journey to Balham. So the scene in which I confess to them is invented, imagined. And, in fact, could never have happened... .because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray Dunes on the first of June 1940, the last day of the evacuation...and I was never able to put things right with my sister Cecilia....because she was killed on the 15th of October, 1940 by the bomb that destroyed the gas and water mains above Balham tube station. So, my sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for... and deserved. Which ever since I've... ever since I've always felt I prevented. But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that? So in the book, I wanted to give Robbie and Cecilia what they lost out on in life. I'd like to think this isn't weakness or... evasion... but a final act of kindness. I gave them their happiness."
"[In a letter] My darling, Briony found my address somehow and sent a letter. The first surprise was she didn't go up to Cambridge. She's doing nurses' training at my old hospital. I think she may be doing this as some kind of penance.She says she's beginning to get the full grasp of what she did and what it meant. She wants to come and talk to me. I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me."
"[To Robbie] Come back, come back to me."
"[In a letter] Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame."
"[to Briony] I’ll be quite honest with you. I’m torn between breaking your neck here and taking you and throwing you down the stairs."
"[to Briony] How old do you have to be before you know the difference between right and wrong? What are you, eighteen? Do you have to be eighteen before you bring yourself to own up to a lie? There are...soldiers of eighteen old enough to be left to die on the side of the road! Did you know that!?"
"[to Briony] Five years ago you didn’t care about telling the truth. You- all your family, you just assumed that for all my education, I was still little better than a servant, still not to be trusted!. Thanks to you, they were able to close ranks and throw me to the fucking wolves!."
"Tommy Nettle (on France): No-one speaks the fucking lingo out here. You can't say, "Pass the biscuit", or "Where's me 'and grenade?"; they just shrug. 'Cause they hate us too. I mean, that's the point: we fight in France and the French fuckin' 'ate us! Make me 'Ome Secretary and I'll sort this out in a fuckin' minute. We got India and Africa, right? Jerry can have France and Belgium and whatever else they want. 'Oo's fuckin' ever been to Poland? It's all about room, empire! They want more empire; give 'em this shit hole, we keep ours, and it's Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your fucking aunt! Think about it."
"Paul Marshall: Bite it! You have to bite it."
"Brenda Blethyn – Grace Turner"
"Romola Garai – Briony Tallis – Age 18"
"Saoirse Ronan – Briony Tallis – Age 13"
"James McAvoy – Robbie Turner"
"Harriet Walter – Emily Tallis"
"Keira Knightley – Cecilia Tallis"
"Juno Temple – Lola Quincey"
"Felix von Simson – Pierrot Quincey"
"Charlie von Simson – Jackson Quincey"
"Patrick Kennedy – Leon Tallis"
"Benedict Cumberbatch – Paul Marshall"
"Daniel Mays – Tommy Nettle"
"Vanessa Redgrave – Older Briony"
"Birdie Num Num"
"Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months."
"Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure."
"Howdy partiner"
"If you've ever been to a wilder party... you're under arrest"
"Peter Sellers — Hrundi V. Bakshi"
"Claudine Longet — Michele Monet"
"Herbert Ellis — Director"
"Gavin MacLeod — C. S. Divot"
"James Lanphier — Harry (head waiter)"
"Steve Franken — Levinson (drunk waiter)"
"Natalia Borisova — Ballerina"
"Jean Carson — Nanny"
"Marge Champion — Rosalind Dunphy"
"Al Checco — Bernard Stein"
"Corinne Cole — Janice Kane"
"Dick Crockett — Wells"
"Frances Davis — Maid"
"Danielle De Metz — Stella D'Angelo"
"Paul Ferrara — Ronnie Smith"
"Kathe Green — Molly Clutterbuck"
"Allen Jung — Cook"
"I didn't cry because I do not know how to cry."
"My mother didn't have time to tell me stories."
"What? You thought I was a what? You...You...You daughter of a pig!"
"May I have a bit of earth?"
"I've stolen a garden. But it may already be dead, I don't know."
"If you scream another scream, I will scream too. And I can scream louder than you, and for longer."
"Be quiet! You're the most selfish boy that ever was! I hate you!"
"No one who's ill can scream like that!"
"[last line] The spell was broken. My uncle learned to laugh, and I learned to cry. The secret garden is always open now. Open, and awake, and alive. If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden."
"I'm master when my father's away."
"Spores are the little things in the wind that get stuck to your lungs."
"I'm coming back tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that."
"I don't care."
"I'm not sour!"
"When they said you were coming from India I thought you were going to be a native."
"I thought all little girls liked to be tickled."
"Begging your pardon, Miss."
"The timeless tale of a special place where magic, hope, and love grow."
"Maggie Smith - Mrs. Medlock"
"Kate Maberly - Mary Lennox"
"Andrew Knott - Dickon Sowerby"
"Heydon Prowse - Colin Craven"
"John Lynch - Lord Archibald Craven (Colin's father and Mary's uncle)"
"Irène Jacob - Mrs. Lennox (Mary's mother) / Lilias Craven (Colin's mother)"
"Colin Bruce - Major Lennox (Mary's father)"
"Laura Crossley - Martha Sowerby"
"Walter Sparrow - Ben Weatherstaff"
"I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!"
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!"
"[As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs] What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!"
"Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof."
"Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?"
"[Walking through house wreckage, last lines] This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!"
"[Talking to herself] Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people..."
"Did the lawyer split?"
"Miss Maggie does not do windows."
"We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan."
"I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century."
"W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed."
"Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!"
"(triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices."
"Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry."
"The eyes are the nipples of the face."
"SWEET BALLS!!!"
"President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii."
"Kindness is just love with its work boots on."
"Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!"
"I gotta meet this fricken bird!"
"OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!"
"I like that word...Man Hole."
"A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup."
"I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me."
"For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up."
"They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate."
"Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet."
"Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College."
"Anna Faris - Shelley Darlington"
"Colin Hanks - Oliver"
"Emma Stone - Natalie"
"Kat Dennings - Mona"
"Christopher McDonald - Dean Simmons"
"Beverly D'Angelo - Mrs. Hagstrom"
"Leslie Del Rosario - Sienna"
"Katharine McPhee - Harmony"
"Rumer Willis - Joanne"
"Kiely Williams - Lilly"
"Nick Swardson - Photographer"
"Dana Goodman - Carrie Mae"
"Kimberly Makkouk - Tanya"
"Monet Mazur - Cassandra"
"Tyson Ritter - Colby"
"Sarah Wright - Ashley"
"Rachel Specter - Courtney"
"Owen Benjamin - Marvin"
"Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!"
"[about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!"
"Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!"
"(To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass."
"I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that Abby? Wassup Mama?"
"I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous."
"If you had any less sense, you'd be half a penny."
"(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them."
"(Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself."
"You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it."
"Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones..."
"My brother was all I had. That kid meant everything to me. And now he's gone."
"(after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah."
"Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!"
"(to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled."
"You know what they say? You play the game too long, you start seeing shit and having seizures."
"(after snorting cocaine) Ooh, fuck, that burns!"
"I hate telling people the truth and watching them get embarassed for that"
"Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you."
"Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars."
"You're dressed. Special occasion?"
"Ernest is dead? Everybody's dead!"
"Oh, for Christ's sake. At least lie quickly!"
"(after seeing herself transformed from drinking the potion) I'm a girl!"
"Ernest, my ass...I can see... my ass!"
"Ernest, I'm in the morgue."
"Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest."
"Ernest! You pushed me down the stairs."
"And she even paid for the hardware. Don't you just love it?"
"(whilst peering through a gaping hole in Helen) You're a fraud, Helen. A walking lie and I can see right through you."
"She was a homewrecker, she was a man eater, and she was a bad actress."
"(while confronting Madeline Ashton) Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't you, it was him. I just want you to know something that I have never ever blamed you, never."
"(while confronting Ernest Menville) No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him into an undertaker. I want you to know something, I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She is a woman, Ernest, a woman, from Newark, for God's sake. I will never forgive her for what she has done to you. Never."
"Divorce? In California? That is exactly what she wants you to do. You have no talent for poverty."
"En garde, BITCH!"
"(Last lines. Helen and Madeleine shatter into pieces after falling down stairs) Do you remember where you parked the car?"
"Make some room for my friend, for Christ's sake. But... keep your ass handy."
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."
"Some people will go to any lengths to stay young forever. But Madeline Ashton and her old friend Helen Sharp are about to go TOO far."
"In one small bottle... The fountain of youth. The secret of eternal life. The power of an ancient potion. Sometimes it works... sometimes it doesn't."
"Goldie Hawn — Helen Sharp"
"Meryl Streep — Madeline Ashton"
"Bruce Willis — Dr. Ernest Menville"
"Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhoman"
"Tom Hanks – Walter Fielding, Jr."
"Shelley Long – Anna Crowley Biessart / Anna Fielding"
"Alexander Godunov – Max Beissart, the Maestro"
"Maureen Stapleton – Estelle"
"Joe Mantegna – Art Shirk"
"Philip Bosco – Curly"
"Josh Mostel – Jack Schnittman"
"Yakov Smirnoff – Shatov"
"Carmine Caridi – Brad Shirk"
"Brian Backer – Ethan"
"Billy Lombardo – Benny"
"Mia Dillon – Marika"
"John van Dreelen – Carlos"
"Douglass Watson – Walter Fielding, Sr."
"Tetchie Agbayani – Florinda Fielding"
"Lucille Dorbin – Macumba Lady"
"Joe Ponazecki – Montgomery Shrapp"
"Close your eyes. Hold my hand."
"It's a planet that has been hiding behind the sun. Now it passes by us. It's called a flyby."
"I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?"
"[about Maxwell] He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one."
"Sex alleviates tension and love causes it."
"We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer!"
"[voiceover] I have learned so many things, Father. Not just how to make vichyssoise or calf's head with sauce vinaigrette, but a much more important recipe. I have learned how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch. And I will never, never again run away from life, or from love, either."
"Paris is for lovers. Maybe that's why I stayed only 35 minutes."
"All's fair in love . . . with Sabrina Fair and her men!"
"...the chauffeur's daughter who learned her stuff in Paris!"
"Humphrey Bogart – Linus Larrabee"
"Audrey Hepburn – Sabrina Fairchild"
"William Holden – David Larrabee"
"Walter Hampden – Oliver Larrabee"
"John Williams – Thomas Fairchild"
"Martha Hyer – Elizabeth Tyson"
"Joan Vohs – Gretchen Van Horn"
"Marcel Dalio – Baron St. Fontanel"
"Marcel Hillaire – The Professor"
"Nella Walker – Maude Larrabee"
"Francis X. Bushman – Mr. Tyson"
"Ellen Corby – Miss McCardle"
"If only I knew then who I was now."
"For what I am about to receive, may I make myself truly thankful."
"I was only trying to do what's expected me. I recall it's a sign of normalcy in our circle to slaughter anything that moves."
"Behaviour which would be considered insanity in a tradesman is looked upon as mild eccentricity in a lord."
"Sometimes God turns His back on His people and breaks wind. And the stench clouds the globe!"
"My noble lords, the strong must manipulate the weak! That's the first law of the universe. The hard survive, the soft quickly turn to corruption. This is a call to greatness! Approach this day out to battle against your enemies. Let not your hearts faint, fear not and do not tremble, neither be ye terrified because of them. For the Lord your God is He that goeth with you - to fight for you against your enemies to save you. And mine eyes shall not spare, neither will I have pity. I will recompense them according to their ways and their abominations that are in the midst of them. And they shall know that I am the lord that smiteth!"
"[after electro-shock therapy] Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time into this breeding world. I'm cured of fantasy obsessions, paranoid delusions. I master words. 'I' - straighten up there. 'AM' - close up with 'I' - you horrible little word. 'GOD.' I AM GOD. Not the god of love, but God Almighty. I massacred the Amalekites and the Seven Nations of Canaan. I hacked Agag to pieces and blasted the barren fig tree, for the day of vengeance is in my heart! You lunar jackass, she betrayed you. Guilty, guilty, guilty. The punishment is death. I've finally been processed. They made me adjust to modern times. This is 1888, isn't it? I'm Jack, Cunning Jack, Quiet Jack. Jack whose sword never sleeps. Hats off, I'm Jack. Not the good shepherd, not the prince of peace. I'm red Jack, spring-heeled Jack, Jack from Hell. Trade name: Jack the Ripper! [He produces a knife, flicks it open, and slashes at a bag of flour] Mary, Annie, Elizabeth, Catherine, Alice, Mary Kelly. [singing] 'Six little whores, glad to be alive. One sidles up to Jack, and then there are five.'"
"Come, doctor, you said he needed a harsh dose of reality. Well, you can't get a harder dose of the stuff than marriage."
"Yes, he's a nutcase. Most of these titled fleabags are. Rich nobs and priveleged arseholes can afford to be bonkers. They're living in a dreamworld, aren't they, sir? Life's made too easy for 'em. They don't have to earn a livin', so they do just what they want to."
"Upper-class excrement! You wanna do me dirt, just because I know too much. I know that one percent of the population owns half the property in this country. And that vomiting one percent wants kosher killing, hung up so the blue blood drains out slow and easy. So, comrades, come rally and the last fight let us face. The international army unites the human race. [singing] I'm only a strolling vagabond So good night, pretty maiden, good night."
"Peter O'Toole - Jack Gurney, the 14th Earl of Gurney"
"Alastair Sim - Bishop Lampton"
"William Mervyn - Sir Charles"
"Coral Browne - Lady Claire Gurney"
"Michael Bryant - Dr. Herder"
"Harry Andrews - Ralph Gurney, the 13th Earl of Gurney"
"Carolyn Seymour - Grace Shelley"
"James Villiers - Dinsdale"
"Arthur Lowe - Tucker"
"My purpose in coming here tonight was two-fold: firstly, I wanted to aid this young lady. Secondly, I was curious to see how a bunch of empty-headed nitwits conducted themselves. My curiosity is satisfied. I assure you it'll be a pleasure to go back to a society of really important people."
"People who take in stray cats say they make the best pets, Madame."
"[to Cornelia] You belong to that unfortunate category that I would call the Park Avenue brat. A spoiled child who has grown up in ease and luxury and who has always had her own way and whose misdirected energies are so childish that they hardly deserve the comment even of a butler on the off-Thursday."
"There comes a turning point in every man's life, a time when he needs help. It happened to me also. Now this family helped me. I hope I repaid my debt. And I may add, some of the money went into a project of my own. I hope you won't mind sir...You see, with the aid of Tommy Gray, I was able to transmute a certain trinket into gold, then into stock, and then into pearls again....I've been repaid in many ways. I learned patience from Mr. Bullock. I found Mrs. Bullock at all times, shall we say, amusing....[To Cornelia] You taught me the fallacy of false pride. You taught me humility....Miss Cornelia, there have been other spoiled children in the world. I happen to be one of them myself. You're a high-spirited girl. I can only hope that you use those high spirits in a more constructive way. And so, good-day."
"[at her wedding to Godfrey] Stand still, Godfrey, it'll all be over in a minute."
"Alexander Bullock: Life in this family is one subpoena after another."
"Carlo: Oh, Money, money, money! The Frankenstein Monster that destroys souls."
"William Powell - Godfrey"
"Carole Lombard - Irene Bullock"
"Alice Brady - Angelica Bullock"
"Gail Patrick - Cornelia Bullock"
"Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock"
"Jean Dixon - Molly"
"Alan Mowbray - Tommy Gray"
"Mischa Auer - Carlo"
"Pat Flaherty - Mike Flaherty"
"You are a kitchen witch of only good fortune."
"(narration of his letter) Hello, I am an old man who has enjoyed a long and storied life at sea. I am a proud Canadian who has traveled a peculiar path lo these many years. And after eons of oceanic adventure, I find myself a landlubber, with Manitoba as my final port. I know I do not wish to spend my remaining years alone in a giant house. Not when I have such stories to share. So to this end, I'm offering a room for rent in my stately woodland home. This arrangement will be free of charge, providing you to perform the simple household chores I can no longer tend to from the confines of this accursed wheelchair. But though I may be old, I have lived. And I will tell you all about my many adventures, in vivid detail. Please feel free to call me at the number below. Respectfully, Howard Howe."
"There, there...it'll be alright. It'll be alright, Mr. Tusk."
"Oh, how I have missed you, Mr. Tusk. How I've missed our merry times together on Ponder Rock. I've regretted every day of my return to this wretched...civilization. This anxious, silly world, with all the banality of a breakfast cereal. The worst of man has long been fetid with greed and indifference. The best of man has long been lobotomized by reality television. I never should have left the wilderness. I never should have left you. This writhing nest of two-legged bipeds. Each devouring the other to stay alive. And I betrayed you. For what? Man's world? An immoral cesspool, boded with the wayward, and the destitute."
"The sun was shining on the sea. Shining with all his might. He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright. And this was rather odd because it was the middle of the night."
"I think that the real savage animals are the human beings."
"Is man truly a walrus at heart?"
"Well, someone's looking for Wallace! Yes...it must be nice to know that somebody cares about you that much. Just what I felt on the island with Mr. Tusk. He was the only living thing that ever had my best interests at heart. As a child, I was not cared for so much as I was...filed away, like a document. A document fed into a shredding machine and fueled by the blood of the innocent. You see, I am a Duplessis Orphan. Now, Maurice Duplessis was the Premier of Quebec in those days. He was the head of the Conservative Party and with strong ties to the Catholic Church. As a matter of fact, it was in collusion with these charlatans of the Lord that Duplessis brought upon Quebec la Grande Noirceur. The Great Darkness. As a boy of 10, my mother and father took me to Montreal. I had never seen anything so beautiful and bright and big and wonderful in my life. But when night falls in Montreal, the monsters come out to play. We were walking to dinner and were accosted by brigands in a back alley. My father was stabbed several times with the mugger's knife and my mother's throat was slashed as if she were cattle. I was placed in an abandoned boys' home in Quebec. Boys whose lives had been destroyed. Provinces were responsible financially for all of the orphanages. The government was responsible for the mental institutions. So Duplessis and the Church, they came up with a scheme to obtain more money by reclassifying the orphanages as mental health-care facilities. And when nobody raised their voice in protest, why, they just shut down the orphanages and sent all the children, including me, to insane asylums. And so for the next five years, I was tortured, I was beaten, I was raped. I have had things in my mouth that no human being should ever taste. They never thought of me as a person. They just thought to use me. And use me they did. Priests, politicians...all pederasts. Even the nurses and nuns and night watchmen. All of them witches, all there to satisfy their most base...physical and financial desires...through the lips and rectum of a child. So with no one to answer to for their horrid crimes, these devils ran amuck with my innocence. But at age 15, I escaped Canada. Got on a boat, went to the United States, and never looked back. Until now. Yes...man is a savage animal, Mr. Bryton. Better to be a walrus."
"Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. Should you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus...or you will be nothing at all."
"Now...shall we dispense with the chuffa, Mr. Bryton? Perhaps it'd be best, in this, our burgeoning relationship to reveal our hearts with absolute candor. You see...for some time now...I've been constructing a very realistic walrus suit. And I believe with a few modifications, it will fit you just perfectly. But...whilst in the walrus suit, you must be a walrus. There'll be no sounds of a human voice. You must communicate everything you do as a walrus. Do you understand?"
"I'm so very tired, Mr. Tusk. Battered by a life of cruel fate...poor decisions...and the terrible consequences of both."
"Mr. Tusk...why do you blubber so? Are you really mourning your loss of humanity? I don't understand. Who in the hell would want to be human? God Almighty... In all of my travels, I've only ever known a human to be an ocean of shit. And my vessel, she lists, leaking."
"Oh, there, there, there, Mr. Tusk. There, there, I understand. It is very hard to be the elephant of the deep blue sea."
"Ahoy, matey! You know...it has occurred to me. If you are to fulfill your destiny...if you are to be a true walrus. Well, Mr. Tusk...a walrus must learn to swim."
"Yes... Now go to the fish, Mr. Tusk. Take the mackerel. FEED..."
"Yes...isn't this soothing to the soul? You know, if I close my eyes, I can almost imagine being back on Ponder Rock. I knew peace in this twisted, hateful world. I miss our little paradise, Mr. Tusk. This is just a poor facsimile of the magical enclave from when we first became good friends. You remember? Until that...terrible day. Man feeds on the meat and sinew of the helpless until we are all...alone. We survive at all costs only to butcher again and again until we ourselves are at last butchered in turn. You were not prepared for me last time, Mr. Tusk. You were not ready for the fight. But this time, it will be different...because I have hardened you. Just to show you how cruel man can really be. And if I have truly brought out the walrus in you...this time...you might just prevail."
"Some years back, I was rescued from the island of Ponder Rock. A mere hour after I had butchered my sweet savior walrus...in order to live. I marked this occasion for fifteen years now...by allowing my flippered friend the fighting chance he never had. So...you will fight me like a walrus! Or you will die!!"
"So just as I had to kill you back on Ponder Rock, you have a terrible choice to make here. You have to kill me...if you want to live. And if you live, you will be as a walrus...that you almost are. So...either you go full walrus...or this! [attacks]"
"You've lasted longer than the rest. You would kill me if you could. You want to. Your survival instincts...have kicked in. But...so have mine!"
"WALRUSES DO NOT CRY!!!"
"(last words) It is accomplished. You are my...Mr. Tusk. [dies]"
"I don't wanna die in Canada!"
"I'm so scared. This guy wants to turn me into an animal or something..."
"But you...you bring me back. You make me feel beautiful again and cherished. You give me my humanity."
"It's good to cry. It separates us from the animals. Shows you have a soul."
"[about Wallace] He hasn’t called me in 3 days. I’m worried..."
"[about the crime scene] Oh, yes... It is one fuck of a bummer to look at, I can tell you that."
"The 'unted is always "mister", the 'unter is always "monsieur"."
"[groans while holding stomach] You just had to have the second slider. You just HAD to HAVE the second slider. Oof..."
"Michael Parks - Howard Howe"
"Justin Long - Wallace Bryton"
"Genesis Rodriguez - Ally Leon"
"Haley Joel Osment - Teddy Craft"
"Johnny Depp - Guy LaPointe"
"Let me tell you a story..."
"Man is the most dangerous animal."
"Is man indeed a walrus at heart?"
"A Truly Transformative Tale"
"[to Bob] My name's Elvira, but you can call me 'tonight'."
"I didn't know I had a good aunt, let alone a great one."
"Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress."
"Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
"Bob Redding: I, ah…I can only play G-rated movies."
"Elvira: Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence."
"Elvira: Bloody Mary."
"Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?"
"Elvira: Maybe, but, ah…I'll have a couple of drinks first."
"Patty: Seems to me it's all this cheap little tart's fault."
"Elvira: Cheap? Who are you callin' cheap? What's that perfume you're wearing, Catch of the Day?"
"Patty: Look, honey. I don't know which hole you crawl out of, but I suggest you crawl right back in it, if you know what's good for you."
"Vincent Talbot: I must apologise for my behaviour in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me."
"Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody."
"Lesley Meeker: We do have a room. Remember the trucker with the bad skin checked out yesterday?"
"Elvira: I hope you changed the sheets."
"Elvira: [ringing the motel bell] I hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons. But can I have room?"
"Mrs. Meeker: Okay, but it's cash up front. I know what you pinko heavy metal weirdos do to motel rooms. I read all about it in the Star."
"Unpleasant dreams..."
"Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut!"
"Elvira makes her Big Scream Debut in her Hot New Comedy."
"Here comes Elvira...there goes the neighbourhood!"
"Cassandra Peterson — Elvira and Aunt Morgana Talbot"
"W. Morgan Sheppard — Great-Uncle Vincent Talbot"
"Daniel Greene — Bob Redding"
"Susan Kellermann — Patty"
"Edie McClurg — Chastity Pariah"
"Robert Benedetti — Mr. Calvin Cobb"
"Kurt Fuller — Mr. Glotter"
"Jeff Conaway — Travis"
"William Duell — Lesley Meeker"
"Pat Crawford Brown — Mrs. Meeker"
"Ellen Dunning — Robin Meeker"
"Ira Heiden — Bo (the geek)"
"Tress MacNeille — Anchorwoman and voice of Aunt Morgana Talbot"
"Why, Paul, I haven't seen you since nurse dropped you on your head."
"[as clock strikes] That clock hasn't struck in twenty years - since the old man died!"
"[to Annabelle] You've had twenty years to get ready for this meeting. It's a wonder you couldn't be here on time."
"Narrator: On a lonely pine-clad hill overlooking the Hudson, stood the grotesque mansion of an eccentric millionaire..."
"The Guard: Nobody leaves this house tonight!"
"Mammy Pleasant: This is an evil omen! Something terrible will happen here tonight!"
"Spooks! Thrills! Shrieks! Laughs!"
"New York's Smashing Stage Success that has thrilled thousands!"
"It's a Universal Long Run Special."
"THE MYSTERY THRILLER OF THE STAGE FILMED WITH NEW EFFECTS"
"COMING DIRECT to you from B'WAY!"
"The play that startled the world!"
"Laura La Plante — Annabelle West"
"Creighton Hale — Paul Jones"
"Forrest Stanley — Charles Wilder"
"Tully Marshall — Roger Crosby"
"Gertrude Astor — Cecily"
"Flora Finch — Aunt Susan Silsby"
"Arthur Edmund Carewe — Harry"
"Martha Mattox — Mammy Pleasant, housekeeper"
"George Siegmann — the Guard"
"Lucien Littlefield — Dr. Ira Lazar"
"Hal Craig — Policeman"
"Billy Engle — Taxi Driver"
"Joe Murphy — Milkman"
"Eight bones has the carpus, five the metacarpus, fourteen the phlanges, all in all, all in all, twenty-seven all in all. Abracadabra."
"Your flesh will creep... AT THE HAND THAT CRAWLS!!"
"It walks like a spider... it stalks like a cobra!"
"A Sensation of Screaming Suspense!"
"You've never seen the like of it!"
"Robert Alda — Bruce Conrad"
"Andrea King — Julie Holden"
"Peter Lorre — Hilary Cummins"
"Victor Francen — Francis Ingram"
"J. Carrol Naish — Commissario Ovidio Castanio"
"Charles Dingle — Raymond Arlington"
"John Alvin — Donald Arlington"
"David Hoffman — Duprex"
"Barbara Brown — Mrs. Miller"
"Patricia White — Clara"
"William Edmunds — Antonio"
"Belle Mitchell — Giovanna"
"Ray Walker — Mr. Miller"
"Pedro de Cordoba — Horatio"
"I'll feel better after I've examined the bat's brain under a microscope."
"I ain't afraid of ghosts. They're afraid of me!"
"When it flies, someone dies!"
"When Someone SCREAMS ... It Will Be YOU!"
"P.S. After seeing 'The Bat' 7 out of 8 people will get cold feet tonight!"
"Vincent Price — Dr. Malcolm Wells"
"Agnes Moorehead — Cornelia van Gorder"
"Gavin Gordon — Lt. Andy Anderson/The Bat"
"John Sutton — Warner"
"Lenita Lane — Lizzie Allen"
"[Referring to Peters] When he gets drunk, snakes see HIM!"
"[discovered locked in the gorilla cage] I'm waiting for someone to feed me peanuts!"
"Mulligan : First time I saw a mouse trap catch a piece of cheese!"
"Harrigan: Mark that down, Garrity."
"A Ritz is afraid of nothing ... but ... THIS ... IS ... SOMETHING!"
"Mystery goes merry, with the Ritzes"
"Thrills + Laughs = Entertainment"
"Jimmy Ritz — Garrity"
"Anita Louise — Norma Denby"
"Harry Ritz — Harrigan"
"Al Ritz — Mulligan"
"Patsy Kelly — Kitty"
"Lionel Atwill — Walter Stevens"
"Bela Lugosi — Peters"
"Joseph Calleia — the Stanger"
"Edward Norris — Jack Marsden"
"Wally Vernon — a Seaman"
"Paul Harvey — Conway"
"REIGN OF TERROR FROM EARTH!"
"The Embrace of Death!"
"No Beautiful Woman is Safe!"
"See the nerve-shattering Dance of Death!"
"See the Woman Eater ensnare the beauties of two continents!"
"See the hideous arms devour them in a death-embrace?"
"George Coulouris — Dr James Moran"
"Vera Day — Sally"
"Peter Wayn — Jack Venner"
"Joyce Gregg — Margaret Santor"
"Marpessa Dawn — Native Girl"
"Sara Leighton — Susan Curtis"
"Narrator: The Screaming Skull is a motion picture that reaches its climax in shocking horror. It's impact is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect. It may kill you!"
"The tortured ghost who claims vengeance in the bride's bedroom!"
"WARNING!... This Ghost Will Haunt You Forever!"
"Free coffin if you don't DIE OF FRIGHT!"
"FREE!! We guarantee to bury you without charge if you die of fright during SCREAMING SKULL!"
"John Hudson — Eric Whitlock"
"Peggy Webber — Jenni Whitlock"
"Russ Conway — Rev. Edward Snow"
"Tony Johnson — Mrs. Snow"
"Alex Nicol — Mickey"
"Dr. Ted Clayton: Wealth to youth is golden, but to age it is a milestone."
"Robert Earlton: Ruth is not the type of hysterical woman that's given to nightmares."
"Exodus: Get me an umbrella and I'll sleep on the roof!"
"Rex Lease — Dr. Ted Clayton"
"Vera Reynolds — Ruth Earlton"
"Sheldon Lewis — Robert Earlton"
"Mischa Auer — Hanns Krug"
"You see, our dreams, our minds play strange tricks on us sometimes!"
"I've been up all night with dead people."
"Keenan: Aww, now wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that this Professor Lorenz is a hypnotist as well as a horticulturist?"
"Alice Wentworth: You should forget all that silly nonsense about those brides dropping dead."
"KIDNAPPED BRIDES Are The Victims Of His Terror! Prepare to shudder when you see the strange practices of this doctor who sacrificed beautiful women for the sake of a mad love!"
"Horror to make your hair stand on end!"
"Keeper of the Grotto of Torture!"
"Bela Lugosi — Dr. Lorenz"
"Luana Walters — Patricia Hunter"
"Tris Coffin — Dr. Foster"
"Elizabeth Russell — Countess Lorenz"
"Minerva Urecal — Fagah"
"Angelo Rossitto — Toby"
"Frank Moran — Angel"
"Vince Barnett — Sandy"
"Kenneth Harlan — Editor Keenan"
"George Eldredge — Mike"
"Joan Barclay — Alice Wentworth"
"Gwen Kenyon — Peggy"
"A Chill and Chuckle Chase"
"A shudder a second! A laugh a minute!"
"YOU'LL DIE SCREAMING WITH...Laughter!"
"The Murder Mystery of the Season!"
"Jack Haley — Albert L. Tuttle"
"Jean Parker — Carol Dunlap"
"Bela Lugosi — Merkil"
"Blanche Yurka — Matthews"
"Lyle Talbot — Jim Davis"
"Douglas Fowley — Henry Rutherford"
"Fay Helm — Estelle Hopkins"
"Bernard Nedell — Attorney Morton Gellman"
"Lucien Littlefield — Kenneth Hopkins"
"Dorothy Granger — Mona Rutherford"
"We all know that dead men don't come back."
"Almost his last words were a threat to return from the dead. In my opinion, he was mad!"
"Kaney: That's the last time I'll ever try to make coffee in a strange house!"
"An Ancient Curse Is About To Be Unleashed."
"From the Depths of the Earth, He Will Rise."
"Weird Happenings in a House of Mystery"
"Boris Karloff — Prof. Henry Morlant"
"Cedric Hardwicke — Mr. Broughton"
"Ernest Thesiger — Laing"
"Dorothy Hyson — Miss Betty Harlon"
"Anthony Bushell — Ralph Morlant"
"Kathleen Harrison — Miss Kaney"
"Harold Huth — Sheikh Aga Ben Dragore"
"D. A. Clarke-Smith — Mahmoud"
"Ralph Richardson — Nigel Hartley"
"Jack Raine — Davis"
"George Relph — Doctor"
"I was the leading surgeon in Genoa - the greatest authority upon the human brain, until I told them something about their own brains. Then they said I was mad. Look at me. Am I mad?"
"I meant my work to be given to the world to be used for the common good, but they wouldn't have it! They wouldn't believe me... they laughed. All right, I'll keep it for myself, and I'll use it for my own ends."
"When you lie on your death-beds, I shall laugh at what you have refused!"
"The name is Clayton. One of the doctor's more hopeless cases. Come in!"
"Most of me is dead. The rest of me is damned."
"Boris Karloff — Dr. Laurience"
"Anna Lee — Dr. Clare Wyatt"
"John Loder — Dick Haslewood"
"Frank Cellier — Lord Haslewood"
"Donald Calthrop — Clayton"
"I, I find all kinds of witchcraft slightly nauseating and this I find absolutely disgusting."
"Someone in this village is practicing witchcraft. That corpse wandering on the moors is an undead, a zombie."
""High-ate-ee" is how he pronounces Haiti."
"Only The Lord Of The Dead Could Unleash Them!"
"André Morell — Sir James Forbes"
"Diane Clare — Sylvia Forbes"
"Brook Williams — Dr. Peter Tompson"
"Jacqueline Pearce — Alice Mary Tompson"
"The 13 Greatest SHOCKS ever seen!"
"Acclaimed The Super-Shocker Of The Century!"
"Vincent Price — Frederick Loren"
"Carol Ohmart — Annabelle Loren"
"Richard Long — Lance Schroeder"
"Alan Marshal — Dr. David Trent"
"Carolyn Craig — Nora Manning"
"Will It Dare You To Dream of Things You're Ashamed to Admit!"
"WILLIAM CASTLE warns you that your dreams can make you a ..."
"Barbara Stanwyck — Irene Trent"
"Robert Taylor — Barry Morland"
"Judi Meredith — Joyce"
"Hayden Rorke — Howard Trent"
"Rochelle Hudson — Hilda"
"Jess Barker — Malone"
"Marjorie Bennett — The Manager"
"Tetsu Komai — The Gardener"
"Paul Frees — Narrator"
"Lloyd Bochner — The Dream"
"THE THRILL SENSATION OF THE YEAR! The celebrated mystery play that ran a year on Broadway! A Talking Picture you mustn't miss!"
"Try and Guess It! The thrilling mystery play that baffled and gripped Broadway for a solid year is here as a Talking picture with every chill and gasp intact!"
"Conrad Nagel — Richard Crosby"
"Leila Hyams — Helen 'Nellie' O'Neill"
"Margaret Wycherly — Madame Rosalie La Grange"
"Helene Millard — Mary Eastwood"
"Holmes Herbert — Sir Roscoe Crosby"
"Mary Forbes — Lady Alice Crosby"
"Bela Lugosi — Inspector Delzante"
"John Davidson — Edward 'Ned' Wales"
"Charles Quatermaine — Dr. Philip Mason"
"Moon Carroll — Helen Trent"
"Cyril Chadwick — Brandon Trent"
"Bertram Johns — Howard Standish"
"Gretchen Holland — Grace Standish"
"Frank Leigh — Professor Feringeea"
"Clarence Geldart — Commissioner Grimshaw"
"The Zaniest Bunch of Ghouls Ever to Haunt a House!"
"Pat Boone — John Robinson"
"Erica Rogers — Cynthia Marley"
"Dennis Price — Cornwallis Marley"
"Andrée Melly — Natalie Marley"
"Valentine Dyall — Reginald Marley"
"Archie Duncan — Muldoon Marley"
"Erik Chitty — Grandpa Marley"
"Jack Bligh — Percival Marley"
"Oswald Laurence — Doctor"
"Is this girl the "cat" or is she the "canary"?"
"Girls! You'd Better Hang On to the Boy Friend's Arm...for here is the weirdest, most mysterious and icily thrilling picture of this year, last year, and all the years! Its drama will rip down all of your poise and and test your bravery...laughs turn into shrieks...and shrieks into laughs...it's a wow!"
"Helen Twelvetrees — Annabelle West"
"Raymond Hackett — Paul"
"Neil Hamilton — Charles Wilder"
"Lilyan Tashman — Cicily"
"Jean Hersholt — Dr. Patterson"
"A THRILL a Minute...A SHIVER a Second...As An Unseen KILLER Stalks Thru the Night!"
"It will scare you out of your skin!"
"It'll SCARE the YELL out of you!"
"Noah Beery Jr. — Pidge "Flash" Laurie"
"Lois Collier — Gay Elliot"
"Paul Kelly — Ken Grady"
"Frederick Brady"
"Douglass Dumbrille — Tom McGalvey"
"Rose Hobart — Connie Palmer"
"Jonathan Hale — Walter Elliot"
"Vera Lewis — Cora Williams"
"Was it supernatural force or psychotic compulsion . . . that drove five maddened murderers to destroy themselves?"
"The only witness to MURDER!"
"Stare Into Its Eyes If You Dare!"
"André Morell — Walter Venable"
"Barbara Shelley — Beth Venable"
"William Lucas — Jacob Venable"
"Freda Jackson — Clara, the maid"
"From the Most Popular Mystery Romance since Rebecca!"
"Ray Milland — Roderick Fitzgerald"
"Ruth Hussey — Pamela Fitzgerald"
"Donald Crisp — Commander Beech"
"Cornelia Otis Skinner — Miss Holloway"
"Dorothy Stickney — Miss Bird"
"Barbara Everest — Lizzie Flynn"
"Alan Napier — Dr. Scott"
"Gail Russell — Stella Meredith"
"America's Funniest Family in their FIRST FULL-LENGTH FEATURE"
"Herman races the world's fastest cars in his DRAG-ULA special!"
"Fred Gwynne — Herman"
"Yvonne De Carlo — Lily"
"Al Lewis — Grandpa"
"Butch Patrick — Eddie"
"Debbie Watson — Marilyn"
"Hermione Gingold — Lady Effigie Munster"
"Robert Pine — Roger Moresby"
"Terry-Thomas — Cousin Freddie Munster"
"Jeanne Arnold — Cousin Grace Munster"
"John Carradine — Cruikshank"
"Come, Watson; the game is afoot."
"An angry woman is hard to pacify, so I thought an amicable discussion with you would put me in possession of certain facts with which I could prove to my client the absurdity of her claim."
"He's Back Again -More Mystifying then Ever!"
"Reginald Owen — Sherlock Holmes"
"Anna May Wong — Mrs. Pyke"
"June Clyde — Eileen Forrester"
"Alan Dinehart — Thaddeus Merrydew"
"Alan Mowbray — Lestrade"
"Warburton Gamble — Dr. Watson"
"Wyndham Standing — Captain Pyke"
"Halliwell Hobbes — Malcolm Dearing"
"Doris Lloyd — Mrs. Murphy"
"The mansion. The madness. The maniac. No escape."
"For one night in each century, the devil controls the heavens...and earth becomes an inferno of horrors!"
"The night earth became an inferno of horrors!"
"Patrick O'Neal as John Carter"
"James Patterson as Jeffrey Butler"
"Mary Woronov as Diane Adams"
"Astrid Heeren as Ingrid"
"John Carradine as Charlie Towman"
"Walter Abel as Mayor Adams"
"Fran Stevens as Tess Howard"
"Walter Klavun as Sheriff Bill Mason"
"Philip Bruns as Wilfred Butler (1929) (as Phillip Bruns)"
"Staats Cotsworth as Wilfred Butler (voice)"
"Jay Garner as Dr. Robinson"
"Donelda Dunne as Marianne Butler (age 15)"
"Michael Pendry as Doctor"
"Lisa Blake Richards as Maggie Daly"
"Grant Code as Wilfred Butler (age 80)"
"Debbie Parness as Marianne Butler (age 8)"
"Charlotte Fairchild as Guest"
"The person who wanted to snuff out your life, Sir Henry, was the same one who plotted to kill your uncle. He wanted to get you both out of the way so that he could lay claim to this place, to the whole Baskerville estate. In tracing back his lineage, he discovered not only that he was the next of kin, but also learned that old legend about the hound. So he brought the hound to life by the simple expedient of buying the most savage dog that he could find and hiding it here on the moor until he needed it. If he had succeeded tonight, the blame would have fallen on the legendary monster, and no possible suspicion would have been attached to him. A most ingenious device. And I'm quite sure that he would have had no difficulty in proving his claim to Baskerville Hall and all that goes with it."
"James Mortimer, M.D.: Mr. Holmes, we've admired you in the past, as does every Englishman. Your record as our greatest detective is known throughout the world. But this... seeing how you work... knowing that there is in England such a man as you, gives us all a sense of safety and security. God bless you, Mr. Holmes."
"Richard Greene - Sir Henry Baskerville"
"Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes"
"Wendy Barrie - Beryl Stapleton"
"Nigel Bruce - Dr John H. Watson"
"Lionel Atwill - Dr James Mortimer"
"John Carradine - Barrymore, butler"
"Morton Lowry - John (Jack) Stapleton"
"Eily Malyon - Mrs Barryman"
"Barlowe Borland - Frankland"
"Beryl Mercer - Mrs Jennifer Mortimer"
"Ralph Forbes - Sir Hugo Baskerville"
"E. E. Clive - Cabby in London"
"Lionel Pape - Coroner"
"Nigel De Brulier - Convict"
"Mary Gordon - Mrs Hudson"
"Ian Maclaren - Sir Charles"
"G-G-GUARANTEED! YOU'LL BE SCARED UNTIL YOU LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY!"
"He's in the middle of a mystery. Without a clue."
"You'll be so scared - You'll laugh yourself silly!"
"I always loved this movie because it was a combination of scary and funny."
"Don Knotts — Luther Heggs"
"Joan Staley — Alma Parker"
"Liam Redmond — Kelsey"
"Skip Homeier — Ollie Weaver"
"Philip Ober — Nicholas Simmons"
"Lurene Tuttle — Mrs. Natalie Miller"
"Harry Hickox — Police Chief Art Fuller"
"George Chandler — Judge Harley Nast"
"Charles Lane — Lawyer Whitlow"
"Nydia Westman — Mrs. Cobb"
"Reta Shaw — Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell"
"James Millhollin — Mr. Milo Maxwell"
"Robert Cornthwaite — Springer"
"Cliff Norton — Charlie, the Bailiff"
"Jim Boles Billy Ray Fox"
"James Begg — Herky"
"Ceil Cabot — Bit/clubwoman"
"Ellen Corby — Miss Neva Tremaine, the grade school teacher"
"Everett Greenbaum — male voice shouting "Attaboy, Luther!""
"Burt Mustin — Mr. Deligondo"
"Hal Smith — as Calver Weems"
"Hope Summers — as Susanna Blush"
"A Royal visit is like a swan on a lake. Grace and serenity above, demented kicking below."
"Well, the day has dawned, and the weather proves conclusively that God is a monarchist."
"You can love people you disagree with."
"[about the Crawley family] They're decent, at the core.... And they're silly, too. And snobbish at times. And I wouldn't give tuppence for their politics. But I've learned to be happy with all of that. And, besides, they're my daughter's family."
"[to Lucy Smith] Go forward in health and use your luck wisely."
"Oh, this wasn't Monsieur Courbet, Your Majesty. Mrs. Patmore cooked it. In fact, it is the Downton Abbey staff who are serving you this evening."
"[to Andy] You tried to wreck the visit of the King of England. You risked being sacked, you risked ruin... just for the love of me?"
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
"I'm glad I'm a revelation and not a disappointment."
"I never argue. I explain."
"[regarding her impending death] There's nothing sad here. I have lived a privileged and an interesting life, and now it's... it's time to go. I'm leaving the family and the place that I treasure in talented hands."
"I'll be fine until I'm not. That's all there is to it."
"Elsie, a hundred years from now, Downton will still be standing. And the Crawleys will still be here. And that is a promise."
"Hugh Bonneville as Robert Crawley, 7th Earl of Grantham"
"Laura Carmichael as Edith Pelham, Marchioness of Hexham"
"Jim Carter as Charles Carson"
"Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary Talbot"
"Kevin Doyle as Joseph Molesley"
"Joanne Froggatt as Anna Bates"
"Robert James-Collier as Thomas Barrow"
"Allen Leech as Tom Branson"
"Elizabeth McGovern as Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham"
"Sophie McShera as Daisy Mason"
"Maggie Smith as Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham"
"Penelope Wilton as Isobel Grey, Lady Merton"
"Imelda Staunton as Maud, Lady Bagshaw"
"Max Brown as Richard Ellis"
"David Haig as Mr. Wilson"
"Simon Jones as King George V"
"[regarding filming a movie at the Downton home] I think it's a horrible idea! Actresses plastered in make-up, and actors just plastered, scrambling over our things. We'd have to keep counting the spoons in the pantry."
"[to Cora, sobbing] My God. To lose my mother and my name. Must I lose you, too? I can't bear it."
"[to Mary] Women like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools. You must make sure they think of you as a dragon."
"Stop that noise. I can't hear myself die. [The Dowager's last words]"
"With the money, we can bring the house up to snuff to match what we've spent on the estate. And enter the 1930s with our heads held high."
"You don't need me to tell you that marriage is a novel, not a short story. Full of plot twists along the way."
"[proudly] They'd better be warned. The British are coming!"
"It's more than that. For me, Hollywood is the ultimate dream factory. And I need dreams as much as the next man."
"Filming must be the slowest occupation known to man. It makes a glacier look impatient."
"Raquel Cassidy as Phyllis Baxter"
"Brendan Coyle as John Bates"
"Phyllis Logan as Elsie Carson"
"Hugh Dancy as Jack Barber"
"Dominic West as Guy Dexter"
"[After Frank, Peter and Sammy find her dancing with Dean's corpse] What's happening? Let's... let's just talk."
"[To vampire Frank after he killed Lambert] So you found Lambert. Did he convince you to take it all before you killed him? [Laughs] Our game ends here. I've made sure of that. [Runs and leaps onto Frank]"
"Here's the thing about being a vampire, Frank: it takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit."
"Melissa Barrera as Joey"
"Dan Stevens as Frank"
"Alisha Weir as Abigail"
"William Catlett as Rickles"
"Kathryn Newton as Sammy"
"Kevin Durand as Peter"
"Angus Cloud as Dean"
"Giancarlo Esposito as Lambert"
"Matthew Goode as Father"
"Stan Laurel – Himself"
"Oliver Hardy – Himself"