"Arthur Lowe - Tucker"

"Coral Browne - Lady Claire Gurney"

"Harry Andrews - Ralph Gurney, the 13th Earl of Gurney"

"Carolyn Seymour - Grace Shelley"

"James Villiers - Dinsdale"

"Sometimes God turns His back on His people and breaks wind. And the stench clouds the globe!"

"My noble lords, the strong must manipulate the weak! That's the first law of the universe. The hard survive, the soft…"

"[after electro-shock therapy] Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time into this breeding world. I'm cured of fantas…"

"Come, doctor, you said he needed a harsh dose of reality. Well, you can't get a harder dose of the stuff than marriage."

"Yes, he's a nutcase. Most of these titled fleabags are. Rich nobs and priveleged arseholes can afford to be bonkers. …"