"Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!"

"[about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!"

"Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!"

"(To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass."

"I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that…"

"I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn mo…"

"(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them."

"(Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself."

"You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it."

"Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like…"