"(while confronting Madeline Ashton) Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't…"

"(while confronting Ernest Menville) No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him int…"

"Divorce? In California? That is exactly what she wants you to do. You have no talent for poverty."

"En garde, BITCH!"

"(Last lines. Helen and Madeleine shatter into pieces after falling down stairs) Do you remember where you parked the …"

"Make some room for my friend, for Christ's sake. But... keep your ass handy."

"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."

"Some people will go to any lengths to stay young forever. But Madeline Ashton and her old friend Helen Sharp are abou…"

"In one small bottle... The fountain of youth. The secret of eternal life. The power of an ancient potion. Sometimes i…"

"And she even paid for the hardware. Don't you just love it?"