"As you know, I am Cyrus West. Now, first of all, let me tell you that you're all a bunch of bastards."

"A degree from a university? From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege? Amazing."

"99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise."

"I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I…"

"You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?"

"You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's fucking life!"

"And the hour is almost upon us. Yay!"

"I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well."

"Primarily, I'm not an alien."

"It all starts with something... magnificent. A flower. Just a flower. Then a honeybee. Very fragile. Very complicated…"