Fantasy films

"The Lord of the Rings"

"related works"

"Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time. The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has overwhelmed me. The commercialization has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: to turn my head away. They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25."

"Personally, I liked the University. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

"Ah, If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

"[last line] I love this town!"

"Rarely has a movie this expensive provided so many quotable lines."

"Catching the un-dead is their life. It's not a pretty job...especially the way they do it. But somebody has to."

"They're Here To Save The World."

"Coming To Save The World This Summer."

"We're Ready To Believe You."

"Who you going to call? Ghostbusters!"

"The supernatural spectacular"

"They ain't afraid of no ghost."

"The world's most successful comedy"

"No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again."

"Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman"

"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz"

"Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler"

"Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett"

"Rick Moranis - Louis Tully"

"Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz"

"Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore"

"William Atherton - Walter Peck"

"David Margulies - Mayor"

"Slavitza Jovan - Gozer"

"Paddi Edwards - Gozer (voice)"

"Frank Welker - Zuul (voice)/Slimer (voice)"

"No, not again. No, not again!"

"MOONCHILD!"

"Never give up, and good luck will find you."

"Barret Oliver – Bastian"

"Noah Hathaway – Atreyu"

"Tami Stronach – The Childlike Empress"

"Alan Oppenheimer – Falkor (voice)"

"Gerald McRaney – Bastian's Father"

"Thomas Hill – Koreander"

"Moses Gunn – Cairon"

"Sydney Bromley – Engywook"

"Patricia Hayes – Urgl"

"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great — You have no power over me."

"You really wanted to talk to me, didn't you? Practically broke down the door."

"Someone has been in my room again. I hate that. I hate it!"

"Someone save me, someone take me away from this awful place!"

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything for himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help! "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the Goblin City. And you will be free." But the girl knew that the king would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin."

"I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!"

"I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now."

"I have to face him alone... because that's the way it's done."

"In nine hours and twenty-three minutes... you'll be mine!"

"I think I'll call him Jareth. He's got my eyes."

"Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say."

"Hoggle: The Cleaners, the Bog of Stench—you sure got his attention!"

"Hoggle: Let's get that rat who calls himself Jareth!"

"Bird Hat: It is so stimulating being your hat!"

"Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!"

"Goblin Cannonball: I hit zumzing? Yes? No?"

"Fiery: It's against the rules to throw other people's heads."

"Didymus: You're going the wrong way! The battle's BEHIND us!"

"Didymus: [as Ambrosius charges out of the gates] AMBROSIUS, if you don't turn around this second, I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN! [a screeching sound is heard and Ambrosius comes back inside] That's better! Don't worry, Ambrosius, I think we have them surrounded! [looks at the goblins surrounding him] Now, if you throw down your weapons, I'll see that you're well treated!"

"No one can blame you for walking away, but too much rejection nah nah, no love injection, nah nah. Life can't be easy, it’s not always swell. (Underground)"

"Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell. (Underground)"

"But down in the Underground, you'll find someone true. Down in the underground, a land serene, a crystal moon... ahh ahh. It’s only forever, not long at all. The lost and the lonely, that’s underground, underground. (Underground)"

"You remind me of the babe (what babe?) the babe with the power (what power?) the power of voodoo (who do?) you do (do what?) remind me of the babe! (Magic Dance)"

"Slap that baby, make him free! (Magic Dance)"

"Good times, bad food... (Chilly Down)"

"There's such a sad love deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel, opened and closed within your eyes, I'll place the sky within your eyes... (As the World Falls Down)"

"I'll paint you mornings of gold, I'll spin you Valentine evenings... (As the World Falls Down)"

"Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one. (Within You)"

"Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel... (Within You)"

"Live without the sunlight. Love without your heartbeat. I... I can't live within you. (Within You)"

"Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems."

"Where anything is possible."

"David Bowie — Jareth the Goblin King"

"Jennifer Connelly — Sarah Williams"

"Toby Froud — Toby"

"Shelley Thompson — Stepmother"

"Christopher Malcolm — Father"

"Shari Weiser - Hoggle"

"Brian Henson — Hoggle (voice)"

"Ron Mueck — Ludo (voice)"

"David Shaughnessy — Sir Didymus (voice)"

"[sings] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it."

"[sings] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly wish to be."

"[sings] A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men."

"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

"[in the tunnel] There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? BLAH! Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?! YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing... And they're certainly not showing... ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!"

"[singing] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats. What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it!"

"Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not greedy, you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa doompadee do! Doompadee doo!"

"[singing] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting wrong Chewing and chewing all day long... The way that a cow does!"

"Oompa loompa doompadee dah. Given good manners, you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa doompadee do!"

"[singing] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. Who do you blame when your kid is a brat, Pampered and spoilt like a Siamese cat? Blaming the kids is a lie and shame. You know exactly who's to blame! The mother and the father!"

"Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not spoilt, then you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa doompadee do!"

"[singing] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three! Why doun't you try simply reading a book? Or can you just not bear to look? You'll get no... You'll get no... You'll get no... You'll get no... YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!"

"Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you like reading, you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Oompa loompa doompadee do!"

"And now, details on the sudden announcement that has captured the attention of entire world. Hidden among the countless billions of Wonka Bars are five gold tickets. And to the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize one could wish for: a lifetime supply of chocolate. And as if this were not enough, each winner before he receives his prize will be personally escorted through the top secret chocolate factory by the mythical Willy Wonka himself. The amount of chocolate involved in this competition has relighted the imagination to incite candy eaters and all citizens around the world. Already, we have reports coming in that the response is phenomenal. Wonka Bars are beginning to disappear from candy store shelves at a rate to boggle the mind. Truly, it is incredible the way that Wonkamania has descended upon the globe. While the world searches, we watch and wait, wondering where the pursuit will lead, and how long the spirit of man will hold up under the strain."

"We begin with five Golden Tickets. Like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike without notice at any point on the map. No one knew where, no one knew when the first one would hit, but as you all know, last night we got our answer. While we in America slept, the first Golden Ticket was found in the small town of Duselheim, Germany. We've been waiting several hours for the follow-up story, and we're finally ready with a live report."

"Four down and one to go, and someplace out there, another lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought-after prizes in history. Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is, and we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing, we must remember there are many more important things...many more important things. Offhand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something. And now for tomorrow's weather, and..."

"That's it!! THAT'S IT!! It's ALL over! The Wonka contest is all over! The fifth and final ticket has been found, and we've got a live report coming in directly, now, from Paraguay, South America!"

"Tinker: [quoting William Allingham's poem "The Fairies"] Up the airy mountain, and down the rushy glen/We dare not go hunting, for fear of little men. Nobody ever goes in. (pointing at Wonka's factory) And nobody ever comes out!"

"Computer Operator: Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days, but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the Greatest Miracle of the Machine Age. Based on the Revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining Golden Tickets. (pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints a response) It says: "I won't tell! That would be cheating." (pushes the buttons on the machine again) I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. (the machine prints out another response) He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" (sighs, then pushes the buttons once again, angrily) I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!!"

"Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!"

"It's everybody's non-pollutionary, anti-institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun!"

"It's Scrumdiddlyumptious!"

"Your golden ticket to imagination and adventure!"

"Charlie is let loose in the chocolate factory and every kid's dream comes true."

"Enter a world of pure imagination."

"Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka"

"Jack Albertson - Grandpa Joe"

"Peter Ostrum - Charlie Bucket"

"Roy Kinnear - Henry Salt"

"Pat Coombs - Mrs. Salt"

"Julie Dawn Cole - Veruca Salt"

"Leonard Stone - Sam Beauregarde"

"Denise Nickerson - Violet Beauregarde"

"Ursula Reit - Mrs. Gloop"

"Michael Bollner - Augustus Gloop"

"Nora Denney - Mrs. Teevee"

"Paris Themmen - Mike Teevee"

"Gunter Meisner - Arthur Slugworth, turned Mr. Wilkinson"

"For some, time passes slowly, an hour can seem an eternity. For others, there's never enough. For the Tucks, it didn't exist."

"Winnie Foster was to be sent 500 miles away to be educated, but what her parents didn't understand was that she only wanted to step outside her fence... so she did. What in these quiet woods should be so forbidden? Winnie had always sensed a mystery waiting for her there."

"For some, time passes slowly, an hour can seem an eternity. For others, there's never enough. For Jesse Tuck, it didn't exist."

"Tuck said it to Winnie the summer she turned 15: Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live. And she did."

"How am I supposed to take you home when I can't make my feet move from this spot? If I could die tomorrow I would, just so I could spend one more night with you."

"If there's one thing I've learned about people, many will do anything — anything — not to die. And they'll do anything to keep them living their life."

"We all had a drink. Except for the cat, and that's important. The water tasted like... heaven. It floated over your tongue like a cloud. Tuck carved a T in the trunk and we moved on west to find a place to settle down. We put up a house for Mae and Tuck and a little shed for Jesse and me. That was the first time we figured there was something... peculiar. Jesse fell thirty feet and landed on is neck. He was up on his feet before Mae could work up a good cry. Didn't hurt him a bit, no broken bones... nothing. But that's not all... not by a long shot. Things began to happen. Some brush-poppers mistook Mae's horse for a deer. Thing is, the bullets didn't kill him. Barely even left a mark. Then Tuck got bitten by a rattlesnake, and you know what... he didn't die. But the cat did, of old age. And Miles got married. Tuck figured it early on. It was the spring. We all drank from it, even the horse. It had to be... the source of our changelessness. I begged her to come back... to me and find the spring and drink from it. The children, too. It was our only hope... to be together. She'd made up her mind that I'd... sold my soul to the devil. And she left me. She took my babies with her. Everyone... pulled away after that. There was talk of witchcraft... and... black magic. I went lookin' for wars to fight... and I saw brave men die at Vera Cruz. And then Gettysburg. Thousands of them in the blink of an eye. But not me. I couldn't die. Like Little Anna. The influenza took her before she was fifteen. And Bo. He'd be almost eighty now if he were still alive. And my sweet... my sweet young bride. She died in an insane asylum. Old and alone. But I'm still here... I'm still here."

"[to Miles] You're as cozy as barbed wire."

"A secret is about to be discovered. An adventure is about to begin."

"If you could choose to live forever, would you?"

"Tuck's family drinks water from a magical spring, which allows them to live for eternity."

"The spring holds the secret, the secret of life and death."

"Alexis Bledel - Winnie Foster"

"Jonathan Jackson - Jesse Tuck"

"Ben Kingsley - The Man in the Yellow Suit"

"William Hurt - Angus Tuck"

"Sissy Spacek - Mae Tuck"

"Scott Bairstow - Miles Tuck"

"Amy Irving - Mrs. Foster"

"Victor Garber - Robert Foster"

"Julia Hart - Sally Hannaway"

"Noami Kline - Beatrice Ruston"

"Robert Luis - Night Deputy"

"Elisabeth Shue - Narrator"

"Kept in a small bowl, they will remain small. With more space, the fish can double, triple or quadruple its size."

"There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra. Call it luck. Call it grace. One such fish was "The Beast"."

"Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."

"I was trying to find a cure to my gigantificationism..."

"Now, it's common knowledge that most towns of a certain size have a witch, if only to eat misbehaving children and the occasional puppy who wanders into her yard. Witches use those bones to cast spells and curses that make the land infertile... yet of all the witches in Alabama, there was one who was the most feared. For she had one glass eye, which was said to contain mystical powers."

"I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're going to die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive."

"I was never much for being at home, Will. It's too confining. And this, here... being stuck in bed. Dying is the worst thing that ever happened to me."

"Armed with the foreknowledge of my own death, I knew the giant couldn't kill me. All the same, I preferred to keep my bones unbroken."

"Oh, come on. I can't go back, I'm a human sacrifice. If I go back they'll think I'm a coward. I'd rather be dinner than a coward."

"The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught."

"There were two roads out of Ashton, a new one which was paved, and an older one that wasn't. People didn't use the old road anymore, and it had developed the reputation of being haunted. Well, Since I had no intention of ever returning to Ashton, this seemed as good a time as any to find out what lay down that old road."

"Now, there comes a point where a reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit that he's made a terrible mistake. The truth is, I was never a reasonable man."

"What I recalled of Sunday School was that the more difficult something became, the more rewarding it was in the end."

"I agreed to spend the afternoon, if only to understand the mystery of how a place could feel so strange, and yet so familiar."

"This town is more than any man could ask for. And if I were to end up here, I'd consider myself lucky. But the truth is, I'm not ready to end up anywhere."

"As difficult as it was to reach Spectre, I was fated to get there eventually. After all, no man can avoid reaching the end of his life."

"This isn't how I die."

"We didn't have a proper wedding. Your mother-in-law was never supposed to marry me. She was engaged to somebody else."

"It was on that night Karl met his destiny. And I met mine. Almost."

"They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that's true. What they don't tell you, is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."

"You will never know its Girth!"

"It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in social niceties."

"Fate has a cruel way of circling around on you. After all this work to leave Ashton, the girl I loved was now engaged to one of its biggest jerks. There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost, that the ship has sailed, and that only a fool will continue. The truth is, I've always been a fool."

"Sandra Templeton, I love you! And I will marry you!"

"While I took the beating of a lifetime, it was Don Price who was ultimately defeated."

"Truth is, I've been thirsty my whole life. Never really known why."

"You see, most men, they'll tell a story straight through— it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either."

"In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate the fact from the fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense, and most of it never happened. But that's what kind of story this is."

"Everyone loves my father. He's a very likable guy."

"Okay, okay— The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent. The other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. That's what it is with you Dad. I'm only seeing this little bit that sticks above the water."

"[last lines] That was my father's final joke, I guess. The man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way, he becomes immortal."

"It's not a woman, it's a fish. No one ever catches her. Fish looks diff'rent to diff'rent people. My daddy said it looked like the coon dog he had when he was kid...back from the dead."

"Fate has a way of circling back on a man, and taking him by surprise. A man sees things differently at different times in his life. This town didn't seem the same now that he was older."

"An adventure as big as life itself."

"Ewan McGregor - Edward Bloom (Young)"

"Albert Finney - Edward Bloom (Senior)"

"Billy Crudup - Will Bloom"

"Jessica Lange - Sandra Bloom (Senior)"

"Helena Bonham Carter - Jenny (Young & Senior) & The Witch"

"Alison Lohman - Sandra Bloom (Young)"

"Robert Guillaume - Dr. Bennett (Senior)"

"Marion Cotillard - Josephine"

"Matthew McGrory - Karl the Giant"

"David Denman - Don Price (Age 18-22)"

"Missi Pyle - Mildred"

"Loudon Wainwright III - Beamen"

"Ada Tai - Ping"

"Arlene Tai - Jing"

"Steve Buscemi - Norther Winslow"

"Danny DeVito - Amos Calloway"

"Perry Walston - Edward Bloom (Age 10)"

"Hailey Anne Nelson - Jenny (Age 8)"

"Miley Cyrus - Ruthie (Age 8)"

"My name is Ash, and I am a slave. As close as I can figure, the year is 1300 AD, and I'm being dragged to my death. Wasn't always like this. I had a real life once, a job. [now Ash is in a flashback] Hardware, aisle twelve. Shop smart: shop S-Mart! [back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. [Flashback: Ash and Linda at the cabin] Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods. [something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams] It took Linda, and then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. [Ash is seen cutting off his hand] But that didn't stop it. It came back... Big time. [Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding onto the doorway] For God's sake! How do you stop it?!"

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' [continuing nonchalantly] It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me... [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]"

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed] Blow."

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"[trying out his new prosthetic gloved hand] Groovy!"

"[about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Three books? Wait a minute... hold it. Nobody said anything about three books! Ooh, that stinkin' wiseman! He was so busy fillin' me full of his secret little words and his phrases and his BULLSHIT, that he never said anything about this!"

"Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N [clears his throat into his hand, then pauses] Okay... that's it!"

"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth!"

"[crushing skeletons with boulders] OH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"

"[sets "Evil Ash" on fire, then swings towards him on a rope] TALLY HOOOO! [kicks him off the castle wall]"

"[final monologue] Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king."

"[Last Lines (Theatrical Cut)] Hail to the king, baby!"

"[Last Lines (Director's Cut)] Oh God...! No! NO! I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!"

"How about some hot chocolate? huh?"

"Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!"

"OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again] ...sally forth."

"[fighting Ash] I'll spoil those good looks!"

"[after being burned and reduced to a skeleton by Ash] I got a bone to pick with you!"

"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas"

"1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even."

"They move. They breathe. They suck."

"Get ready. Get set. Get dead."

"Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wiseguy."

"Sound the trumpets, raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile."

"They're looking for a few dead men."

"How can you destroy an army that's already dead?"

"In an age of darkness, at a time of evil... When the world needed a hero, what it got was him."

"Bruce Campbell - Ashley J. "Ash" Williams/"Evil Ash""

"Embeth Davidtz - Sheila"

"Marcus Gilbert - Lord Arthur"

"Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman"

"Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red"

"Timothy Patrick Quill - Blacksmith"

"Michael Earl Reid - Gold Tooth"

"Bridget Fonda - Linda"

"Patricia Tallman - Possessed Witch"

"Ted Raimi - Cowardly Warrior/Second Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk"

"Requiescat In Pace (lit. "May he/she rest in peace")."

"Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same — best when cooked well."

"To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all."

"[About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing, man, whatever it is - evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it, but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it."

"I'll find you. I'll get you back, I'll set you free! I swear to God!"

"[the first time he sees Dracula in the film] Now that I have your attention."

"[after cutting off Mr Hyde's arm] I'll bet that's upsetting."

"Why can't I have one of those? [reaction to the firing demonstration of the gatling gun]"

"[After Dracula offers to restore his memories] Some things are better left forgotten. [transforms into werewolf]"

"I was beginning to lose faith, Victor. A pity your moment of triumph is being spoilt over a little thing like grave robbery."

"You can't kill me, Victor. [forces swords through his own abdomen] I'm already dead."

"Why can't they just leave us alone? We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. Can they say the same?"

"I have no heart! I feel no love... nor fear... nor joy... nor sorrow! I am... hollow. And I will live... forever."

"I'm at war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon the final battle will begin. I must find out who our new visitor is."

"Werewolves are such a nuisance during their first full moon. So hard to control."

"I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. [starts clapping his hand like a heartbeat] Usually, when I approach [clapping speeds up] I can almost dance to the beat! [clapping slows] Strange that yours... is so steady."

"Is this your silver stake?"

"You are the great Van Helsing! Trained by monks and mullahs from Tibet to Istanbul! Protected by Rome herself! But, like me, hunted by all others."

"So, would you like me to refresh your memory a little, hmm? A few details from your sordid past? [Van Helsing holds up a silver crucifix; Dracula grabs it, roaring as it burns and melts in his hand] Perhaps that is a conversation for another time. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia. [bows] Born 1422. Murdered 1462."

"[talking to Anna Valerious] This is not all... I could do with your skin..."

"Gabriel... Oh, Gabriel... Oh, Gabriel... Welcome to my summer palace."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you... VAN HELSING!"

"We are both part of the same great game, Gabriel, but we need not find ourselves on opposite sides of the board!"

"You are being used, Gabriel! As was I. But I escaped. So can you."

"[fighting Gabriel] Don't you understand?! We could be friends! Partners! Brothers-in-arms!"

"Did I mention that it was you who murdered me? It must be such a burden... such a curse... to be the Left Hand of God. All I want is life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind. And perhaps [shows his hand, bending finger to make it look cut off] the return of my ring."

"I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it."

"He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink."

"(To Gabriel Van Helsing) Some say you are a murderer Mr. Van Helsing, others say you are a holy man, which is it?"

"(To Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them. Don't stand there talking about it."

"(Dancing with Count Dracula) I won't let you trade me, Count."

"[last words] For God."

"[To Van Helsing] Ah, there you are. So did you bring Mr. Hyde back, or did you kill him? Hmm... you killed him didn't you? That's why they get so annoyed! When they ask you to bring somebody back, they don't mean as a corpse!"

"A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock."

"The air around here is thick with envy..."

"But I'm not a field man. Van Helsing! I don't want to go to Transylvania!"

"Actually, I'm still just a friar, so I can curse all I want... dammit!"

"Why does it smell like wet dog in here?"

"[Reads passage on a wall] Even a man who is pure in heart... and says his prayers by night... may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms... and the autumn moon is bright. Or crave another's blood when the sun goes down... and his body takes to flight."

"Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice."

"[To Frankenstein's monster] Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd."

"How many commandments can we break in one day?"

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material."

"[Aleera has just been horribly burned by the acid holding the werewolf cure] Viscous material! What did I tell you?"

"Cardinal Jinette: Without us, the world would be in darkness. Governments and empires come and go but we, we have kept mankind safe since time immemorial; we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists."

"Undertaker: [after Van Helsing kills Marishka] Vampires only kill what they need to survive - one or two people a month. Now they will kill for revenge."

"Undertaker: Never too late to dig graves. You never know... when you need a fresh one."

"Frankenstein's monster: If you value your lives and the lives of your kind, you will kill me! If Dracula finds me... I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life. Life, for Dracula's children."

"Frankenstein's monster: [in a carriage] By exposing me, you have condemned me! ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY! [Anna shuts the door on him]"

"Frankenstein's monster: [after Van Helsing is bitten by a werewolf] Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately. [Van Helsing apologises and prepares to knock him out with a dart] May others be as passionate in their hunting of you."

"Frankenstein's monster: [to a crowd of vampires] YOU WRETCHED UNDEAD!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! "THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL"!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DAMNED BONES, AND DAMNED SOULS, AND WILL BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HEEEEEEELL!!!!!"

"Verona: Stop your teasing, Marishka, and finish him!"

"Verona: I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!"

"Aleera: [to Anna] Don't play coy with me, Princess. I know what lurks in your lusting heart..."

"Aleera: [drinking a freshly-killed man's blood from a glass] Thirty years old... perfectly aged."

"Aleera: Tsk, tsk, tsk. So much trouble to my Master. So much trouble."

"Aleera: You can go when I say you can go. And I say you can go when you're dead!"

"Aleera: Anna, my love... it is your blood that shall keep me beautiful! What do you think of that?"

"Marishka: Too bad, so sad."

"Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest."

"Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]"

"Mr. Hyde: Here... I... come... ready... or... NOT! [as he dashes, about to smash him, Van Helsing cuts her flesh; then he knocked off by the bell] Oh... THE BELL! THE BELL!"

"Mr. Hyde: Ah, Paris! [grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view over here rather spectacular! [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally] It's been a pleasure knowing you. Au revoir! [drops him]"

"Mr. Hyde: [Van Helsing shoots him in the chest with a grappling hook, last words] My turn! [Pulls hard on the rope, forcing Van Helsing into the air]"

"Muslim Scientist: [after Carl accidentally causes an explosion] WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"

"French Police Officer: [After Mr. Hyde is "killed" by Van Helsing] Van Helsing!! You MURDERER!!!"

"I was so surprised I'm doing any of this. I'm not interested in vampires at all. (Laughs) When I first got sent the script for Underworld I didn't read it, but then I thought, hmm, vampires and werewolves... not really my kind of thing. And then when I got the script for this, again, I thought, "Oh, it all has to do with vampires and werewolves". But I thought my character was so different. First of all, I'm not a vampire in this. (Laughs) She's a gypsy and she's much more passionate. It just seemed like a very good role."

"I would have been in huge trouble if I hadn't done Underworld because we had this great stunt coordinator who really would say, "Hey, now you're going to jump off that eighty-foot building, is that fine?" And you think "scary", but you go ahead and do it anyway. And I thought, "I've done that". That was really helpful."

"My reluctance was more... well, I knew from the moment I read it that the movies were very different, as you can tell after seeing it. And the characters are very different. My reluctance was more, I thought after shooting, and when I met Steve I was on my way to shoot X-Men 2 my reluctance was that I thought I was going to do a smaller independent movie after that; doing something different. I was a bit reluctant about being in another big, sort of, franchise kind of movie; a summer, popcorn movie in a way; because I thought I might just end up going down that road. And because they take so long to make, it's like a year of your life. And then I knew I was coming to Broadway for a year. So I figured, do I really want to be doing that? And of course, if it's successful, then X-Men 3 and then Van Helsing 2, then that would kind of be my film life, you know?"

"The One Name They All Fear."

"Adventure lives forever."

"Hugh Jackman as Gabriel Van Helsing"

"Kate Beckinsale as Anna Valerious"

"Richard Roxburgh as Count Vladislaus Dracula"

"David Wenham as Carl"

"Will Kemp as Velkan Valerious / The Wolf Man"

"Shuler Hensley as Frankenstein's monster"

"Silvia Colloca as Verona, the oldest bride of Dracula"

"Josie Maran as Marishka, the middle bride of Dracula"

"Elena Anaya as Aleera, the youngest bride of Dracula"

"Kevin J. O'Connor (actor) as Igor"

"Alun Armstrong as Cardinal Jinette"

"Samuel West as Dr. Frankenstein"

"Robbie Coltrane as Mr. Hyde (voice)"

"Look, you can't always like what you do. Sometimes you just do it because it's your job. And even if you don't like it, you just gotta do it anyway."

"People, people.... I think we all know what's going on here. Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. It seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant."

"Where am I going to see colors like that? Must be awfully lucky to see colors like that. I bet they don't even know how lucky they are."

"At last My love has come along My lonely days are over And life is like a song."

"Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe. Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me. Jai Guru Deva Om. Nothing's gonna change my world."

"Nothing is as simple as Black and White."

"Pleasantville — It's Just Around the Corner."

"Reliable TV Repair · We'll fix you for good."

"Pleasantville is a morality tale concerning the values of contemporary suburban America by holding that social landscape up against both the Utopian and the dystopian visions of suburbia that emerged in the 1950s."

"Every now and then, a movie comes along that does the motion picture industry proud. … What seems at first to be a gently satiric nostalgia piece gradually turns serious when the twins introduce spontaneity and a dose of 90′s reality to Pleasantville’s pre-programmed denizens. This reality virus, manifesting as color, gradually spreads through the town. While this awakening adds color, knowledge and diversity to their previously rote existence, the unprepared citizens must also come to grips with such decidedly unpleasant scourges as intolerance, violence and racism. When that once-charming black and white 1950′s Main Street view transforms into B&W newsreel-like footage of a book burning, hatred-spewing mob chanting “No Coloreds,” the film certainly tempers our nostalgia – and cleverly fires its warning shots right across our bow. Sure times are tough in the 90′s, but it ain’t all bad and the “good old days” weren’t always all that good. This is an exquisite, timely film. It’s nice to know that occasionally, even Hollywood does something right."

"The wonder or this film, its grand feat, is to recast the nostalgic and imperturbably pleasant black-and-white landscape of Pleasantville as in need of a strong dose of our violent, endangered, live-and-in-color, three-dimensional world. The film identifies as repressive (and ultimately dangerous) the "false front" of Pleasantville as it contrasts with the emotional untidiness of "real life." By the end, instead of continuing to hope his actual family becomes like the one on Pleasantville, the brother models the no longer idealized Pleasantville on "real life.""

"Pleasantville is one of the year's delights. It flies off the screen with a freshness and wonder that tickle you with the though that film itself is reborn, not just the characters in Gary Ross's allegorical fairy tale. The device Ross uses as springboard on behalf of passion and intensity — and the antinostalgic belief that you can't go back, only forward, is simply brilliant and brilliantly simple."

"Though writer/director Gary Ross works in some heavy-handed strokes, his portrait of stodgy Eisenhower America dazzles with some of the loveliest imagery of any 1990s film."

"In the twilight of the 20th century, here is a comedy to reassure us that there is hope — that the world we see around us represents progress, not decay. Pleasantville, which is one of the year's best and most original films, sneaks up on us. It begins by kidding those old black-and-white sitcoms like Father Knows Best, it continues by pretending to be a sitcom itself, and it ends as a social commentary of surprising power."

"The film observes that sometimes pleasant people are pleasant simply because they have never, ever been challenged. That it's scary and dangerous to learn new ways. The movie is like the defeat of the body snatchers: The people in color are like former pod people now freed to move on into the future. We observe that nothing creates fascists like the threat of freedom. Pleasantville is the kind of parable that encourages us to re-evaluate the good old days and take a fresh look at the new world we so easily dismiss as decadent. Yes, we have more problems. But also more solutions, more opportunities and more freedom. I grew up in the '50s. It was a lot more like the world of Pleasantville than you might imagine. Yes, my house had a picket fence, and dinner was always on the table at a quarter to six, but things were wrong that I didn't even know the words for."

"Ambitious, ingenious and visually breathtaking, Pleasantville is a rarity in contemporary filmmaking; a fully-realized vision that succeeds on multiple levels. Writer and director Gary Ross has crafted a wondrous experience that satisfies as a comedy, a fantasy, a drama and a parable. Movies don't get much better than this."

"Hollywood satire is not usually this enjoyable: Both savage and silly, Pleasantville is an absolute blast."

"It never rains, the highs and lows rest at 72 degrees, the fire department exists only to rescue treed cats, and the basketball team never misses the hoop. … Pleasantville is a false hope. David's journey tells him only that there is no "right" life, no model for how things are "supposed to be.""

"Parents need to know that Pleasantville raises many ideas about modern troubled times versus old-time simplicity, as well as freedom, responsibility and tolerance. The movie contains many sexual situations, as the naïve TV characters learn about sex for the first time, but the movie handles them gracefully. … High schoolers may appreciate the way that the twins, at first retreating in different ways from the problems of the modern world, find that the rewards of the examined life make it ultimately worthwhile. Parents and teens alike will find many things to think and talk about after watching Pleasantville, including the movie's parallels to (book burning) and American Jim Crow laws ("No colored" signs), and the challenges of independent thinking. Also intriguing is the path of Jennifer's character. At first, she thinks that it is sex that turns the black and white characters into color. But when she stays "pasty," she realizes that the colors reveal something more subtle and meaningful — the willingness to challenge the accepted and opening oneself up to honest reflection about one's own feelings and longings."

"This movie is about the fact that personal repression gives rise to larger political oppression...That when we're afraid of certain things in ourselves or we're afraid of change, we project those fears on to other things, and a lot of very ugly social situations can develop."

"Tobey Maguire - David/Bud"

"Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer/Mary Sue"

"William H. Macy - George Parker"

"Joan Allen - Betty Parker"

"Jeff Daniels - Bill Johnson"

"J. T. Walsh - Big Bob"

"Don Knotts - TV Repairman"

"Marley Shelton - Margaret"

"Paul Walker - Skip Martin"

"Jane Kaczmarek - David's Mom"

"Erik MacArthur - Will"

"Dawn Cody - Betty Jean"

"Maggie Lawson - Lisa Anne"

"Andrea Baker - Peggy Jane"

"Lela Ivey - Miss Peters"

"Jim Patric - Tommy"

"Marc Blucas - Basketball Hero"

"My father's name was John Kinsella. It's an Irish name. He was born in North Dakota in 1896 and never saw a big city until he came back from France in 1918. He settled in Chicago where he quickly learned to live and die with the White Sox. Died a little when they lost the 1919 World Series, died a lot the following summer when 8 members of the team were accused of throwing that series. He played in the minors for a year or two but nothing ever came of it. Moved to Brooklyn in '35, married mom in '38 and was already an old man working at the naval yards when I was born in 1952. My name's Ray Kinsella. Mom died when I was three and I suppose dad did the best he could. Instead of Mother Goose, I was put to bed at night with stories of Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig and the great "Shoeless" Joe Jackson. Dad was a Yankees fan then so, of course, I rooted for Brooklyn. But in '58 the Dodgers moved away and we had to find other things to fight about. We did. And when it came time to go to college, I picked the farthest one away from home I could find. [Ray is seen on the University of California, Berkeley campus] This of course drove him right up the wall which, I suppose, was the point. Officially my major was English but, really, it was the '60s. I marched, I smoked some grass, I tried to like sitar music, and I met Annie. The only thing we had in common was that she came from Iowa and I had once heard of Iowa. After graduation we moved to the mid-west and stayed with her family as long as we could; almost a full afternoon. Annie and I got married in June of '74. Dad died that fall. A few years later, Karen was born. She smelled weird but, we loved her anyway. Then Annie got the crazy idea that she could talk me into buying a farm. I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life."

"[To Moonlight Graham as he leaves the field] Hey, rookie! You were good."

"If you build it, he will come."

"Ease his pain."

"Go the distance."

"All his life, Ray Kinsella was searching for his dreams. Then one day, his dreams came looking for him."

"If you believe the impossible, the incredible can come true."

"Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella"

"Amy Madigan - Annie Kinsella"

"Gaby Hoffmann - Karin Kinsella"

"Ray Liotta - Shoeless Joe Jackson"

"James Earl Jones - Terence Mann (This character was derived from that of J. D. Salinger as portrayed in the story Shoeless Joe.)"

"Burt Lancaster - Dr. Archibald 'Moonlight' Graham"

"Timothy Busfield - Mark"

"The Voice - Himself (per end credits)"

"Note: Bolded line is ranked #15 in AFI's 100 Years...100 Movie Quotes"

"He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home."

"His adventure on Earth."

"The mystery. The suspense. The adventure. The call... that started it all."

"The story that touched the world!"

"Twenty years ago, one legacy, one touch, one story that touched the world."

"Dee Wallace - Mary Taylor"

"Peter Coyote - Keys, Head Scientist"

"Robert MacNaughton - Michael Taylor"

"Drew Barrymore - Gertie Taylor"

"Henry Thomas - Elliott Taylor"

"K.C. Martel - Greg"

"Sean Frye - Steve"

"C. Thomas Howell - Tyler"

"Erika Eleniak - Pretty Young Girl"

"Pat Welsh - E.T. (voice)"

"w:Anne Lockhart - Nurse"

"I wanted to thank you for bringing E.T. to the White House. We really enjoyed your movie. And there are a number of people in this room who know that everything on that screen is absolutely true."

"In the late 60s, there was a big probability of Satyajit Ray coming down to Hollywood to shoot The Alien based on his own short story which appeared in the then popular Bengali magazine, Sandesh. The film was to be produced by 20th Century Fox and Hollywood was waiting to embrace Ray with open arms. Alas! Due to some dirty politics played by unknown quarters, Ray's Hollywood dream had to be shelved. I have no qualms in admitting that Spielberg's E.T. was influenced by Ray's Alien. Even Sir Richard Attenborough pointed this out to me."

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness."

"I do not enjoy heights!"

"[after learning he will be the 13th warrior] What the hell are you saying?"

"Across seas of monsters and forests of demons we traveled. Praise be to Allah, the Merciful and Compassionate. May His blessing be upon pagan men who loved other Gods, who shared their food, and shed their blood. That His servant, Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan, might become a man, and a useful servant of God."

"(watching the Viking funeral, as Herger translates into Greek) Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."

"The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing."

"[gives the Prince money after killing his henchman, Angus] See to your friend. He was a brave man."

"[Ahmed has killed a 'beast'] It's all right, little brother... there are more!"

"[first words of the movie] Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe. Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, lay the small town of Whoville: The Home of the Whos. Ask any Who, and they'll have this to say, "There is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day." Every window was flocked, every lamppost was dressed, and the Whoville band marched in their Christmassy best. Arbor Day was fine, and Easter was pleasant, and every St. Fizzin's day, they ate a Fizz pheasant, but every Who knew, from their 12 toes to their snout, they loved Christmas the most, without a single Who-doubt."

"Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot… but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville… did not."

"The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season. Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that his heart was 2 sizes too small."

"Sweet little Cindy didn't know what to do. In her head, bum-tumbled a conflict or 2 - "If the Grinch was so bad, then why did he save me? Maybe he wasn't so bad. Maybe. Just maybe"."

"Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart. Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start? With her dad's blabbacorder, she wouldn't give an inch. [Cindy Lou Who: In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch.]"

"So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. [Grinch: ...Alphabetically. [points to name] Aardvarkian Abakenezer Who, I... HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate you. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. [sees a name (maybe Mayor Augustus May Who) in the phonebook; venomously] LOATHE ENTIRELY! [hears music playing in Whoville] Nutcrackers? It's their Whobilation!] He snarled with a sneer. [Grinch: Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here. MAX! Fetch me my sedative! Now to take care of those pesky memories.]"

"The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town. A trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down, but this girl had a mission. She knew what to do. She'd invite the Grinch herself, that brave Cindy Lou."

"[Clock Operator: Only 4 hours till Christmas!] Yes, the Grinch knew tomorrow all the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early and rush for their toys. [Grinch: And then, oh, the noise! Oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise! They'll bang on tong-tinglers They'll blow their Floo-flounders. They'll crash on Jang-jinglers and bounce on Boing-bounders!] Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast. and they'll feast, and they'll feast. [Grinch: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll eat their Who-pudding and rare Who roast beast, which is something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-YME! AAAHHHH! [cries] BLAST YOU, WHOS! [sobs]] And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, the more the Grinch thought-- [Grinch: I must stop this whole thing. Why for year after year, I've put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how? I mean, in what way?]"

"[Grinch: [pulls Max out of snow, not noticing the snow beard] If you're not going to help me, then you might as well… [stops; notices the snow beard on Max]] Then he got an idea; An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea. [Grinch: I know... just what to do. [cut to red fabric being cut by the Grinch]] The Grinch laughed in his throat… [Grinch: Ha.] And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. [crunch; Grinch shouts in shock, and sees his fingers sewn on the red fabric and faints.] And he chuckled and clucked at this great Grinchy trick. [Grinch: With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick! Ho, ho, ho!]"

"[Santa Claus: Ho-ho-ho!] [Grinch: Fat boy should be finishing up anytime now. Talk about a recluse. He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes.] [Santa Claus: [flying with his reindeer, with Rudolph leading] Merry Christmas!] [Grinch: Oopsie. Forgot about the reindeer.] Did that stop the old Grinch? No. The Grinch simply said: [Grinch: If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead. [He reaches for Max, who whimpers and runs away.] Oh, Ma-a-a-a-a-AXXXX!] So, he called his dog Max. Then he took some red thread… and tied a big horn... on top of his head."

"All their windows were dark, quiet snow filled the air. All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care when he came to the first little house on the square. [Grinch: Welcome to Whoville, Max!]"

"[Grinch: [arrives on the roof with Max] C'mon, Max. It's our first stop!] The old Grinchy Claus hissed, and he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. [the Grinch prepares to go down the chimney with rope on his feet] He'd slide down the chimney, a rather tight pinch. But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch. [Grinch: [imitating sports announcer] He's planning a double-twisting interrupted by forward-flying 2 1/2 with a combo tuck and pike… High degree of difficulty. [jumps high in the air as bungee jumping while vocalizing] Whoo! [leans closer to the chimney] LAA-LAAA-LAAAAAAAA!!! [lands in the chimney upside down, and gets stuck since he gained a couple of pounds from the Whobilation]] He got stuck only once... for a moment or 2. [Grinch: Blasted water weight. Goes right to my hips. [struggles his arms to free himself as he slides down and lands and hits his head by the fireplace] Ow! Gee! [looks at the view of the living room]] Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue... [Grinch: [to the narrator; breaking the 4th wall again] Shh. A little more stealth, please.] [whispering] [Grinch: These stockings...] [normal voice] He grinned. [Grinch: ...Are the first thing(s) to go. [picks out a jar of moths] Okay, fellas. Chow time. [frees the moths, sticks his head back up just as the moths eat the stockings]]"

"Then he slunk to the icebox. [Grinch: [hugs the fridge into place.] Slunk. [opens up the fridge]] He eyed the Whos feast. He took the Who pudding! [The Grinch throws a plate of Who pudding away] He took... the Roast Beast! [Grinch: [imitating football player] HIKE!!!!!!!!!! [tosses the Roast Beast in a football hike position, and messes everything up the fridge]] He cleaned out the icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Grinch… he even took their last can of Who Hash. [The Grinch opens up the cupboard to reveal the last can of Who Hash inside in it just as Cindy opens the door.] Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. [Grinch: And now...] Grinned The Grinch. [Grinch: [grabs the tree] ...I'll stuff up the tree! [walks to the fireplace with the Christmas tree] And the Grinch grabbed the tree as he started to shove... when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. [Cindy Lou Who: Excuse me.] [the Grinch stops, and hides behind the tree] The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. [Cindy Lou Who: Santa Claus? What are you doing with our tree?] But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick... [Grinch coughs] ...He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick. [Grinch: [imitating Santa] Why, my sweet little tot.] The fake Santa Claus lied. [Grinch: There's a light on this tree... that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. [laughs, and Cindy giggles] I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here.] [Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's Christmas really about?] [Grinch: Vengeance! Er, I mean... presents... I suppose.] [Cindy Lou Who: I was afraid of that.] And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink and he sent her to bed."

"And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup... [Grinch: Nice kid. Bad judge of character.] ...He went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. [the Grinch stuffed the tree up the Chimney, grabs the Christmas lights, and goes up the chimney] And the last thing he took was the log for their fire. On their walls, he left nothing but some hooks and some wire. And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house, was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant, around each Who home, and he took every present."

"3,000 feet up. Up the side of Mt. Crumpit. He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it."

"[Grinch: Oh, the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out! It'll be like music to my ears! [strains harder, and stops to hear faint singing] Then the Grinch heard a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. [Grinch: Huh? Whuh?] But the sound wasn't sad. Why this sounded merry. But it was merry. Very. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small... were singing without any presents at all. He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came. [Grinch: Somehow or other, it came just the same!] [Cindy Lou Who: Mr. Grinch?] And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling. [Grinch: How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags!] And he puzzled and puzzled, 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something... he hadn't before. [Grinch: Maybe...Christmas...] He thought... [Grinch: ...doesn't... come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps... [warmly] ...means a little bit more. [gets a sudden thump in his chest] Max! Help me! I'm... feeling! [wheezes, and sees his small heart growing]] And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart...grew 3 sizes...that day."

"[last lines] So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast. And he, he himself the Grinch, carved the roast beast."

"That worked out nicely."

"Play, monkey! Play! Play, play, play! [gets a jackhammer while vocalizing]"

"Phew. [Max sneezes] Gesundheit. Ooh."

"Give me that!"

"[after he crashes a mini car in the fire hydrant; gasps] IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"You're the, the, the, the– [Grinch: [imitating Cindy Lou Who] "The, the, the, the–" [normal voice; loudly] THE GRINCH!] Aah! [falls down a mail shaft and gets stuck] Help! [Grinch: Well...] Help! [Grinch: That worked out nicely.]"

"[Narrator: Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart. Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start? With her dad's blabbacorder, she wouldn't give an inch.] In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch."

"Santa Claus, what are you doing with our tree? [Narrator: But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick… [Grinch coughs] ...He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.] [Grinch: [imitating Santa] Why-hy-hyy, my sweet little tot!] [Narrator: The fake Santa Claus lied.] [Grinch: There's a light on this tree that won't... light on one side, so I'm taking it home to my w-wo-orkshop, my dear. [laughs and Cindy giggles] I'll fix it up there… and I'll bring it... back here.] Santa, what's Christmas really about? [Grinch: [pops out through the tree, startling Cindy] Vengeance! Er, I mean… presents... I suppose.] I was afraid of that. [Narrator: And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.] Santa? [Grinch: [sharply] What?!] Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean, and hairy and scary... His hands might be cold and clammy. But I think he's actually... sweet. [Grinch: "Sweet"!? You think he's sweet?] Merry Christmas, Santa."

"Jim Carrey as The Grinch"

"Taylor Momsen as Cindy Lou Who"

"Jeffrey Tambor as Mayor Augustus May Who"

"Christine Baranski as Martha May Whovier"

"Bill Irwin as Lou Lou Who"

"Molly Shannon as Betty Lou Who"

"Frank Welker (voice) and Kelley as Max"

"Clint Howard as Whobris"

"Mindy Sterling as Clarnella Who"

"Rachel Winfree as Rose Who"

"Jeremy Howard as Drew Lou Who"

"T.J. Thyne as Stu Lou Who"

"Jim Meskimen as Officer Wholihan"

"Lacey Kohl as Christina Whoterberry"

"Nadja Pionilla as Junie"

"Mary Stein as Miss Rue Who"

"Bryce Howard as Surprised Who"

"Anthony Hopkins as the Narrator"

"What's wrong with me? [suddenly monotone] I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow, I- [claps both hand over his mouth while involuntarily ranting]"

"[after farting in the elevator] It was me!"

"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!"

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!"

"Would I lie to you?"

"Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede"

"Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede"

"Justin Cooper - Max Reede"

"Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole"

"Cary Elwes - Jerry"

"Amanda Donohoe - Miranda"

"I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not. Usually, death row was called "the last mile"; we called ours "the Green Mile" — the floor was the color of faded limes. We had the electric chair — "Old Sparky," we called it. Oh, I've lived a lot of years, Ellie, but 1935 — that takes the prize. That year, I had the worst urinary infection of my life, and that was also the year of John Coffey and the two dead girls."

"What happens on the Mile, stays on the Mile. Always has."

"Goddamn it, Percy, get the hell off my block! [Percy leaves]"

"[about Percy] The man is mean and careless and stupid, and that's a bad combination in a place like this. Sooner or later, he's gonna get somebody hurt, or worse."

"[as Brutal grabs onto Percy's ears] A big man is ripping your ears off, Percy, I'd do as he says."

"[grabs Percy, who is trying to turn away from the botched execution he caused] You watch, you son of a bitch!"

"I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell."

"Elaine — you'll die, too. And my curse is knowing that I'll be there to see it. It's my atonement, you see — it's my punishment for lettin' John Coffey ride the lightning. For killing a miracle of God. You'll be gone like all the others, and I'll have to stay. Oh, I'll die eventually; of that, I'm sure. I have no illusions of immortality. But I will have wished for death long before Death finds me. In truth, I wish for it already."

"We each owe a death — there are no exceptions. But, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long."

"Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

"I think about all of us. Walking our own Green Mile, each in our own time."

"On the day of my judgement, when I stand before God, and he asks me why... did I... did I kill one of his true... miracles... what am I going to say? That it was my job? It was my job..."

"John Coffey, just like the drink, only not spelled the same."

"I tried to take it back, but it was too late. (crying)"

"You be still, now ... you be so quiet and so still."

"Why, they's angels. Angels, just like up in heaven."

"I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to or coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it — it's like pieces of glass in my head, all the time. Can you understand?"

"He killed them with their love. That's how it is every day, all over the world."

"(singing quietly) Heaven … I'm in heaven … heaven …"

"Barbecue! Me and you! Stinky-pinky, Pew-Pew-Pew! Weren't Billy, Jilly, Hilly, or Pa! It was a French-fried Cajun named Delacroix! WOO!"

"All I wanted me was a little corn bread, you motherfuckers! All I wanted me was a little corn bread!"

"You can come in here on your legs, but you'll go out on your backs. Billy the Kid gonna guarantee ya that."

"Dead man walking, we got a dead man walking here."

"Adios, Chief. Drop us a card from Hell. Let us know if it's hot enough."

"Miracles happen in the most unexpected places."

"Paul Edgecomb didn't believe in miracles. Until the day he met one."

"Miracles do happen."

"Tom Hanks — Paul Edgecomb"

"David Morse — Brutus "Brutal" Howell"

"Bonnie Hunt — Jan Edgecomb"

"Michael Clarke Duncan — John Coffey"

"James Cromwell — Warden Hal Moores"

"Doug Hutchison — Percy Wetmore"

"Sam Rockwell — "Wild Bill" Wharton"

"Michael Jeter — Eduard "Del" Delacroix"

"Barry Pepper — Dean Stanton"

"Jeffrey DeMunn — Harry Terwilliger"

"Patricia Clarkson — Melinda Moores"

"Harry Dean Stanton — Toot-Toot"

"Dabbs Greer — Old Paul Edgecomb"

"Eve Brent — Elaine Connelly"

"Oh, my best hat..."

"He's here for me. Stay here."

"That's impossible. But maybe I can turn your skill to my advantage."

"Burn in your golden HELL."

"Gemma, where are you hiding? When I die, I'll take you to Hell with me."

"If you so want the company of devils, you'd better hurry back to hell, Gemma."

"FOOL! My body is saturated with poison! It's so strong that even the touch of my lips will kill instantly. No one can touch me, anyone who dares to... Dies."

"You've no idea... You couldn't possibly understand!"

"I am Utsutsu Mujuro. I have longed to challenge you."

"You lured me in here because I am blind. Is that your plan?"

"If you want to kill me you mustn't make any sound at all."

"Your sight is a weakness!"

"Aha! So you beat me. I thought I would stop your mouth in Edo, but I don't think I'd get the chance, seeing as how you so love risking your life. Everything ends exactly as I have written it."

"To understand people's minds and control them is the secret of the ninja strategy. But only true sympathy can move the human heart. A pompous old ninja like me can't hope to do it."

"So did you make love to the ninja girl?"

"(to Yurimaru after he turns down her advances) Oh, so what I've heard is true? Hmm. Have many pleasant dreams in Lord Gemma's arms...but Gemma makes love to both men and women. Did you know that he regularly has Benisato? ...Oh so you didn't. (Laughs wildly)"

"Yurimaru, it seems as though Benisato has been killed. Good for you."

"(After killing Yurimaru and picking up his severed hand) It looks as though Yurimaru carelessly stepped into my trap, and unfortunate accident but his own fault.... Now he's the queen of the devils!"

"(After supposedly blowing up Jubei and Kagero) His body is blown to bits and grilled well done, such a succulent smell... of success!"

"Jubei: (While Tessai is raping Kagero)Do me a favour, you see I'm lost and I need to find the quickest way from here to Kikio, I'm really sorry to bother you but the highway was closed."

"Jubei: (After Tessai viciously attacks him) Oh, hi. I know the way now, so leave me alone all right!"

"Tessai: Not quite the right direction. The way to hell is, right here!"

"Jubei: (to Kagero) Is it true then that you kill whichever man sleeps with you, by poisoning him?"

"Kagero: (in response) You'll know if you sleep with me."

"The legend of Jubei, the Shogun of the Dark and the 8 Devils of Kimon."

"Amazing! Sexy! Mysterious! Ninjutsu Wars"

"The man who must fight to live! A woman who doesn't wish to live!"

"An invincible HERO has arrived!"

"Feudal Japan... a time of danger, intrigue & deception"

"The ultimate in sword-fighting movies"

"Ninja Scroll at IMDb."

""I'm the best and cleanest witch in Ingary"."

""You'll be the death of me! You're as heartless as Howl!" Calcifer choked."

""Why didn't he turn me out?" [Sophie] said, half to herself and half to Michael. "It beats me", said Michael. "But I think he goes by Calcifer. Most people who come in here either don't notice Calcifer or are scared stiff of him"."

"It was clear Howl had not yet caught the girl he was after. Sophie listened to Michael asking rather obvious questions about it, and Howl slithering neatly out of answering any of them. "He is a slitherer-outer", Sophie murmured to a pair of Michael's socks. "Can't face his own wickedness"."

"Look at this!" [Howl] shouted. "Look at it! What has that one-woman force of chaos done to these spells?"

""I can't get him to speak!" Michael whispered miserably. "It's just a tantrum", Sophie said. Martha and Lettie were good at having tantrums too. She knew how to deal with those. On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair."

""This is a bit much Sophie!" [Howl] said. "I do live here"."

"What a strange family you are! Is your name really Lettie too?"

""Go to bed, you fool". Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk". "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober"."

"Typical!" [Howl] said to Sophie. "I break my neck to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!"

"I'm the eldest!" Sophie shrieked. "I'm a failure!" "Garbage!" Howl shouted. "You just never stop to think!"

"(in a letter to Jonathan Harker) My friend. Welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting you. At the Borgo Pass, my carriage will await you and bring you to me. I trust your journey from London has been a happy one, and that you will enjoy your stay in my beautiful land. Your friend, D."

"Welcome to my home. Enter freely of your own will, and leave some of the happiness you bring."

"Your firm writes most highly of your talents. They say you are a man of good... taste. (chuckles)"

"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"

"(noticing the crucifix Jonathan Harker wears) Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit! We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And, to you, there shall be many strange things..."

"(as wolves howl) Ahh, listen to them! (laughs) The children of the night. What sweet music they make!"

"(Mina sees him violating Lucy in a wolf-like form) No! Do not see me!"

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

"(helping Mina befriend a wolf) He likes you. There is much to be learned from beasts."

"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."

"(about to complete Lucy's transformation into a vampire) Your impotent men with their foolish spells cannot protect you from my power. I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood!"

"There is no life in this body. I am nothing, lifeless, soulless, hated and feared. I am dead to all the world - hear me! I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula."

"Where is my God? He has forsaken me. It is finished. Give me peace."

"Contrary to some beliefs, the vampire, like any other night creature, can move about by day - though it is not his natural time, and his powers are weak.(Dracula emerges from a box of earth in his younger form)"

"(giving a medical lecture) The vampire bat must consume 10 times its own weight in fresh blood each day, or its own blood cells will die. Cute little vermin, ja? Blood, and the diseases of the blood such as syphilis, will concern us here. The very name "venereal diseases", the "diseases of Venus", imputes to them divine origin. They are involved in that sex problem about which the ethics and ideals of Christian civilization are concerned. In fact, civilization and syphilization have advanced together."

"Gentlemen, we're not fighting some disease here. Those marks on your dear Miss Lucy's neck were made by something unspeakable out there - dead, but not dead. It stalks us for some dread purpose I do not yet comprehend. To live, it feeds on Lucy's precious blood. It is a beast, a monster!"

"(reading from a book about vampire history) "Here occurs the shocking and frightening history of the wild, berserk Prince Dracula, how he impaled people and roasted them, boiled their heads in a kettle, how he skinned them alive and hacked them to pieces and then... drank their blood." Ja, Dracul... "The blood is the life"..."

"(about Lucy) She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "Vampyr", "Nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another Nosferatu. So, my friends, we fight not one beast, but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living."

"Vampires do exist. And this one we fight, this one we face, has the strength of twenty or more people, and you can testify for that, Mr. Harker. But he can also control the meaner things of life: the bat, the rodent, the wolf. He can appear as mist, as vapour, as fog, and vanish at will. Now all these things Dracula can do, but he is not free. He must rest in the sacred earth of his homeland to gain his evil power. It is here that we must find him and destroy him utterly."

"We've all become God's madmen. All of us."

"My dear Jonathan has been gone almost a week and, although I was disappointed we could not marry before his departure, I am happy that he got sent on this important assignment. I am longing to hear all the news. It must be so nice to see strange countries. I wonder if we, I mean Jonathan and I, shall ever see them together..."

"A land beyond a great vast forest, surrounded by majestic mountains and lush vineyards and flowers of such frailty and beauty as to be found no where else."

"The princess... She's a river, filled with tears of sadness and...heartbreak."

"I love you! Oh, God forgive me, I do!"

"Can a man and a woman really do...that?"

"(VO) (watching Lucy flirt with many suitors at the party) Lucy is a pure and virtuous girl. But, I admit that her free way of speaking shocks me sometimes. Jonathan says it is a defect of the aristocracy that they say what they please. The truth is that I admire Lucy, and I'm not surprised that men flock around her. I wish I were as pretty and as adored as she."

"(to Van Helsing, while under the influence of Dracula's brides) You've been so good to me, Professor. I know that Lucy harbored secret desires for you. She told me. I too know what men desire. (kisses him) Will you cut off my head and drive a stake through my heart as you did poor Lucy, you murdering bastard?"

"(as light illiminates the chapel) There, in the presence of God, I understood at last how my love could release us all from the powers of darkness. Our love is stronger than death."

"(to Mina) Is your ambitious John Harker forcing you to learn that ridiculous machine? When he could be forcing you to perform unspeakable acts of desperate passion on the parlour floor!"

"Mina, you've got to go to him. You've got to love him, and marry him right then and there. And I want you to take this, my sister. (gives Mina her ring) It's my wedding gift to you. Don't worry about spoiled little Lucy. I'll be all right. Tell Jonathan oceans of love."

"(to her fiancé Arthur Holmwood, after becoming a vampire) Come to me, Arthur. Leave these others and come to me. My arms are hungry for you, my darling. Kiss me and caress me, my darling husband, please..."

"Left Budapest early this morning. The impression I had was that we were leaving the west and entering the east. The district I am to enter is in the extreme east of the country, just on the borders of three states, Transylvania, Moldavia and Bukovina, in the midst of the Carpathian Mountains, one of the wildest and least known portions of Europe."

"I think strange things which I dare not confess to my own soul. The Count, the way he looked at Mina's picture, fills me with dread - as if I have a part to play in a story that is not known to me."

"I did as Dracula instructed. I wrote three letters - to the firm, to my family, and to my beloved Mina. I said nothing of my fears, as he will read them, no doubt. I know now that I am a prisoner."

"The letters I have written have undoubtedly sealed my doom. The Count's gypsies, fearless warriors who are loyal to the death to whatever nobleman they serve - day and night they toil, filling boxes with decrepit earth from the bowels of the castle. They are to be delivered to his newly acquired Carfax Abbey in London. Why do they fill these boxes with earth?"

"Dawn. These may be the last words I write in this journal. Dracula has left me with these women, these devils of the pit. They drain my blood to keep me weak, barely alive so I cannot escape. I will try one last time today to escape to the water. There must be passageway to the river, and then away from this cursed land where the devil and his children still walk with earthly feet."

"Girl in carriage: Pentru că morții umblă repede."

"R.M. Renfield: Sângele este viața!"

"R.M. Renfield: Master! Master! You promised me eternal life, but you give it to the pretty woman! Doctor Jack! I'm no lunatic, man! I'm a sane man fighting for his soul!"

"Bride 1: [After Dracula confronts the Brides for seducing Harker] N-ai nimic pentru noi seară astă?"

"Bride 1: [When Mina and Van Helsing are camped outside of the castle] Sora nostră."

"Bride 2: [When Mina and Van Helsing are camped outside of the castle] Și apoi venim noi!"

"Mina: [When utilizing Dracula's power to command the weather] Vînt, adu-mi un dor de ducǎ!"

"[from teaser trailer] Their names are legendary, their destinies linked. An ageless myth meets an uncompromising master."

"[from TV spot] From one of the most celebrated filmmakers of our time... comes the most unforgettable love story of all time."

"[from TV spot] Nothing you've ever seen, nothing you've ever experienced, nothing you've ever imagined... can prepare you for what's coming."

"[from TV spot] Critics are saying: "Dazzling". "Romantic". "Alluring". "Classic". "Unforgettable". "Lavish". "Astonishing". Words can persuade you, but nothing can prepare you."

"Love never dies."

"The blood is the life."

"Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore"

"Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp"

"Grandpa Joe - David Kelly"

"Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter"

"Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor"

"Mrs. Scarlett Beauregarde - Missi Pyle"

"Mr. Salt - James Fox"

"The Oompa-Loompas - Deep Roy"

"Dr. Wilbur Wonka - Christopher Lee"

"Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley"

"Mrs. Gloop - Franziska Troegner"

"Violet Beauregarde - AnnaSophia Robb"

"Veruca Salt - Julia Winter"

"Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry"

"Augustus Gloop - Philip Wiegratz"

"Young Willy Wonka - Blair Dunlop"

"Grandma Georgina - Liz Smith"

"Grandpa George - David Morris"

"Grandma Josephine - Eileen Essell"

"Mrs. Salt - Francesca Hunt"

"Mr. Gloop - Harry Taylor"

"You're just a scared little girl playing dress-up."

"CATch Her In IMAX"

"Halle Berry - Patience Phillips/Catwoman"

"Benjamin Bratt - Tom Lone"

"Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare"

"Lambert Wilson - George Hedare"

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."

"Well I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim."

"I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!"

"Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while."

"Stand by for mind control!"

"You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?"

"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?"

"All the dreams you've ever had - and not just the good ones..."

"...they didn't make history, they stole it!"

"David Warner - Evil"

"Craig Warnock - Kevin"

"David Rappaport - Randall"

"Kenny Baker - Fidgit"

"Malcolm Dixon - Strutter"

"Mike Edmonds - Og"

"Jack Purvis - Wally"

"Tiny Ross - Vermin"

"Michael Palin - Vincent"

"John Cleese - Robin Hood"

"Sean Connery - King Agamemnon/Fireman"

"Shelley Duvall - Pansy"

"Ian Holm - Napoleon"

"Ralph Richardson - Supreme Being"

"Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre"

"Destiny's a pretty big concept, when you think about it. Where you are in life, how you got there, what would have happened if one thing or another had been different. To be honest, I never gave it much thought, myself, until today, June 14th, my 35th birthday, and without a doubt, the strangest day of my life. Do you remember the old story that starts, "This guy goes into a bar"? Well, I'm the guy, and here's the story."

"Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried coffee, your boss walks in on you?"

"Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?"

"Why is it when you do something terrific, nine times out of 10 you're all alone, but when you screw up really big, the whole world is watching?"

"How well do you remember 1970?"

"Maybe it was because it was my birthday. Maybe it was seeing Cindy Jo. I don't know. But all morning I'd been thinking about what it would have been like if my life had turned out differently."

"How about that! The desk is wired to my ass!"

"You'll find a lot of people don't like you, Larry."

"Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny."

"Ellen Jane Burrows: Oh, honey, were you thinking about that silly baseball game again?"

"Jewel Jagger, Forklift Operator: You wouldn't want me to fork you to death, would you?"

"Jackie: When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "Cement Head". But you can call me Jackie."

"Duncan the Tow Truck Driver: Somebody here call for a tow truck?"

"Would you give up everything you have... for everything you've ever wanted? Then meet..."

"Larry Burrows wished for it all... until all that he wished for came true!"

"A totally magical comedy!"

"Jim Belushi — Larry Joseph Burrows/Narrator"

"Linda Hamilton — Ellen Jane Burrows/Robertson"

"Michael Caine — Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar/Angel"

"Jon Lovitz — Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend"

"Hart Bochner — Niles Pender"

"Bill McCutcheon — Leo Hansen, CEO Liberty Republic Sporting Goods/Cyndi Jo's Father"

"Rene Russo — Cindy Jo Bumpers"

"Jay O. Sanders — Jackie Earle Bumpers, Company President aka 'Cement Head'"

"Maury Chaykin — Guzelman, Building Contractor"

"Pat Corley — Harry Burrows"

"Douglas Seale — Boswell, Burrows' Butler in Alternate Life"

"Courteney Cox — Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator/Larry's Secretary"

"Doug Barron — Lewis Flick"

"Jeff Weiss — Ludwig"

"Tony Longo — Huge Guy"

"[After realizing who Royal Pain really is] Oh, my gosh. I made out with an old lady."

"Stronghold... SIDEKICK!!!!"

"Saving the world...one homework assignment at a time."

"A new class of heroes."

"Brains, brawn and beyond."

"These pipes are clean!"

"I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!"

"Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had."

"We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!"

"When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Try the London Broil."

"Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?"

"Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!"

"Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me."

"Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?"

"Kenny: Mmmm. Gum."

"Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!"

"He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue."

"Chris Elliott — Nathanial Mayweather"

"Ritch Brinkley — Captain Greybar"

"James Gammon — Paps"

"Ricki Lake — Figurehead"

"Brian Doyle-Murray — Skunk"

"David Letterman — Old salt in fishing village"

"Brion James — Big Teddy"

"Melora Walters — Trina"

"I.M. Hobson — Headmaster Timmons"

"Alex Nevil — Thomas"

"David H. Sterry — Lance"

"Bob Elliott — William Mayweather"

"Edward Flotard — Limo Driver"

"Jim Cummings — Cupcake (voice)"

"Ann Magnuson — Calli"

"Russ Tamblyn — Chocki"

"[after breaking a mirror] Doctor Seward. My humble apology. I dislike mirrors. Van Helsing will explain. For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you are a wise man, Van Helsing."

"And after you deliver the message, you will remember nothing, I now say...Obey."

"[opening the coffin on the ship] Master, the sun is gone!"

"You will keep your promise when we get to London, won't you Master? You will see that I get lives, not human lives but small ones, with blood in them? I'll be loyal to you Master. I'll be loyal."

"Master, we're here. You can't hear what I'm saying but we're here. We're safe."

"I'm warning you, Doctor Seward! If you don't send me away, you must answer for what will happen to Miss Mina."

"No, no, Master! I wasn't going to say anything! I told them nothing! I'm loyal to you, Master!"

"You know too much to live, Van Helsing!"

"I didn't lead them here, Master! I didn't know, I swear!"

"I'm loyal to you Master, I 'm your slave, I didn't betray you! Oh no, don't! Don't kill me! Let me live, please! Punish me, torture me, but let me live! I can't die with all those lives on my conscience! All that blood on my hands!"

"Seward, I want you to have Renfield closely watched by day and night. Especially by night."

"Mr. Harker. I have devoted my lifetime to the study of many strange things, little-known facts which the world is perhaps better off for not knowing."

"A moment ago, I stumbled on a most amazing phenomenon...something so incredible, I mistrust my own judgement."

"A vampire casts no reflection in the glass. That is why Dracula smashed the mirror...The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."

"A vampire, Mr. Harker, is a being that lives after its death by drinking the blood of the living. It must have blood or it dies. Its power lasts only from sunset to sunrise. During the hours of the day, it must rest in the earth in which it was buried."

"And just as I was commencing to get drowsy, I heard dogs howling. And when the dream came, it seemed the whole room was filled with mist. It was so thick, I could just see the lamp by the bed, a tiny spark in the fog. And then I saw two red eyes staring at me, and a white livid face came down out of the mist. It came closer and closer. I felt its breath on my face, and then its lips, ohhh, [whimpering]...And then, in the morning, I felt so weak. It seemed as if all the life had been drained out of me."

"Dracula, he...He came to me. He opened his veins in his arms and he made me drink."

"Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there... Quaff a cup to the dead already, hooray for the next to die!"

"The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!"

"The vampire thriller"

"Bela Lugosi — Count Dracula"

"Helen Chandler — Mina Seward"

"David Manners — John Harker"

"Dwight Frye — Renfield"

"Edward Van Sloan — Van Helsing"

"Herbert Bunston — Dr. Seward"

"Frances Dade — Lucy Weston"

"Charles K. Gerrard — Martin"

"Carla Laemmle — Coach Passenger (uncredited, speaks the opening lines)"

"I don't need eyes to see you. I can smell you at a hundred paces."

"Falkon, may I give you a word of advice? Put him over your knee and beat some manners into him."

"[having a hard time climbing the castle wall] Tomorrow I start my diet."

"I'm afraid Your Highness' growth is going to be stunted... permanently!"

"There will be no world!"

"Gedren's Handmaid: She's gone. Oh, I'm so glad that you've come. Please, will you protect me? I'm so frightened."

"Prince Tarn: Why does she fight so hard? She doesn't want to win."

"Heroes of their time. For all time."

"A woman and a warrior that became a legend."

"I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing."

"[before realizing that her parents have become pigs] Mom! Dad! Come on, quit eating! Let's get out of here!"

"I'm see-through!"

"[to Haku, grabbing his arm] No! Don't leave me, I don't want to be alone!"

"It's a bath house..."

"I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming! Come on, wake up! Wake up! Wake up..."

"[to Yubaba] I'm not leaving until you give me a job!"

"Hey, Lin - what's a foreman?"

"I think he needs help! It feels like there's a thorn in his side!"

"[as Bo is twisting her arm] That hurts! Please, I'll play with you later okay?"

"[to Bo, holding out the palm of her hand, which has Haku's blood on it] Germs! I've got germs, see?!"

"[to one of Yubaba's shrunken heads] Shut your mouth!"

"Open your mouth...That's it... [forces Haku's mouth open while he's in dragon form] Got it. Now swallow! [holds his mouth shut as he thrashes around]"

"[approaching a giant No-Face] I was saving this for my parents, but I think you'd better have it. [throws the leftover medicine into his mouth]"

"You shouldn't be here. Get out of here now!"

"That bird is looking for you. You've gotta get out of here."

"[to Chihiro] I've known you since you were very small. Good luck, and whatever you do, don't make a sound."

"Don't talk to me. And address me as Master Haku."

"Three days of eating our food and her smell will go away. And if she doesn't work hard, roast her, boil her, do whatever you want. Now get back to work. Where is Lin?"

"Meet me at the bridge. I'll take you to your parents."

"Aren't you even going to knock? You're the most pathetic little girl I've ever seen!"

"[to Chihiro, after heavily persisting her request to have a job, sounding malevolent] Or maybe you'd like the worst, nastiest job I've got, until you breathe your very last BREAAAAATH?!"

"[upset] Oh, dear, you woke up the baby!"

"So, your name's Chihiro? What a pretty name! [uses magic to steal the kanji of Chihiro's name] And it belongs to me now."

"Sen, you did great! We made so much money!"

"[sounding annoyed] Oh, Haku's bleeding all over the carpet. Get him out of here; he'll be dead soon, anyway."

"[about to blast No-Face] Enough's enough! I don't care if he's rich; This nonsense has gotta stop!"

"I see you failed to bring my baby back."

"[to Bo; sounding hurt] But a deal's a deal, sweetie! I get to give Sen one final test!"

"[after Chihiro completes her challenge; huffing] All right, fine, you win. Now get out of my sight!"

"There's no need to get upset. I'm sure they'll find Sen somewhere."

":Chichiyaku: Hurry! This way! Madam, Sen is here now."

"Finally! Sen has arrived, sir. She'll be with you in just a few minutes. He's destroying everything, it's costing us a fortune! So suck up to him and get every last speck of gold he's... Eww, what's that dirty mouse doing here?"

":Chihiro: Huh? He's your... He doesn't look familiar?"

"Familiar? Don't be stupid. Now, get in there. Here's Sen."

":Chichiyaku: Will Sen be all right in there by herself?"

"You wanna take her place?"

":Chichiyaku: Huh?"

"Daveigh Chase – Chihiro/Sen (voice)"

"Jason Marsden – Haku (voice)"

"Suzanne Pleshette – Yubaba/Zeniba (voice)"

"Lauren Holly – Chihiro's mother (voice)"

"Michael Chiklis – Chihiro's father (voice)"

"David Ogden Stiers – Kamaji (voice)"

"John Ratzenberger – Assistant Manager (voice)"

"Susan Egan – Lin (voice)"

"Tara Strong – Baby (voice)"

"Bob Bergen – Frog/No Face (voice)"

"All my life I've dreamed of serving noble kings, noble ideals. Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust. I will not be that naive again."

"You should have eaten her."

"Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality."

"There's nothing noble about crushing desperate men."

"A knight is sworn to valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked."

"(flings a knight's corpse at Bowen and Gilbert) That's all that's left of the last dragon-slayer who tangled with me! If I were you, I'd quit while I was ahead!"

"Come, visit the woods! (drags Bowen through the trees)"

"I don't want to kill you, I never did! And I don't want you to kill me! How do we gain? If you win, you lose a trade. If I win, I wait around for the next sword-slinger thirsting to carve a reputation out of my hide. I'm tired of lurking in holes and skulking in darkness. I'm gonna let you up now. And if you insist, we can pursue this fracas to its final stupidity. Or... you can listen to my alternative."

"Long ago, when man was young and the dragon already old, the wisest of our race took pity on man. He gathered together all the dragons, making them vow to watch over man, always. And at the moment of his death, the night became alive with those stars. [points out the constellation Draco] And thus was born the Dragons' Heaven. But when we die, not all dragons are admitted to this shining place. No, we have to earn it. And if we don't, our spirit disappears as if we never were. And that's why I shared my life force with a dying boy - so I would reunite man and dragon, and ensure my place among my ancient brothers of the sky. But... my sacrifice became my sin."

"You should never listen to minstrels' fancies. A dragon would never hurt a soul, unless they tried to hurt him first."

"When you squeeze the nobilty, it's the peasants that feel the pinch."

"(regarding Sir Eglamore) I merely chewed in self defense, but I never swallowed."

"Next time, I'll collect the money, and you can die!"

"The sword against the fang and claw. The flame against shield. Blah, blah, blah, which one would win? Blah, blah, field, shield, wield. Whose flesh from bones would be peeled. Oh, no. Whose fate would soon be sealed. Whose fate would soon be sealed? Whose fate would soon be sealed?"

"(during Bowen and Draco's stalemate) Into the moonlit night the titans dueled, in mortal combat bound. Oh, who'd the fatal false step make? Whose blood would stain the ground? (yawns)"

"Avalon, oh Avalon, for you I quest each day."

"(shoots a man in the rear) Turn the other cheek, brother."

"(at the end) And in the days following Draco's sacrifice, Bowen and Kara led the people in a time of justice and brotherhood. As I remember it now, those were golden years, warmed by an unworldly light. And when things became the most difficult, Draco's star shone more brightly, for all of us who knew where to look!"

"Dennis Quaid - Bowen"

"David Thewlis - King Einon"

"Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur"

"Dina Meyer - Kara"

"Jason Isaacs - Lord Felton"

"Brian Thompson - Brok"

"Lee Oakes - Young Einon"

"Wolf Christian - Hewe"

"Terry O'Neill - Redbeard"

"Eva Vejmelková - Felton's Minx"

"Milan Bahúl - Swamp Village Chief"

"Peter Hric - King Freyne"

"Sandra Kovacicova - Young Kara"

"Kyle Cohen - Boy in Field"

"Thom Baker - Aislinn's Chess Partner"

"Julie Christie - Queen Aislinn"

"Sean Connery - Draco (voice)"

"John Gielgud - King Arthur (voice)"

"Buddy Quaid - Cook/Servant"

"Once long ago, before there was such a thing as time, the world was shrouded in darkness. Then came the splendor of light, bringing life and love into the Universe, and the Lord of Darkness retreated deep into the shadows of the earth, plotting his return to power... by banishing light forever. But precious light is protected, harbored in the souls of Unicorns, the most mystical of all creatures. Unicorns are safe from the Lord of Darkness, they can only be found by the purest of mortals... Such a mortal is Jack, who lives in solitude with the animals of the forest. A beautiful girl named Lili loves Jack with all her heart. In their innocence, they believe only goodness exists in the world. Together they will learn there can be no good without evil... No love without hate... No heaven without hell... No light without darkness. The harmony of the Universe depends upon an eternal balance. Out of the struggle to maintain this balance comes the birth of Legends."

"I trust you, Lili. I'll always trust you."

"This place holds more magic than any palace in the world."

"Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this force, this presence, returns to torment me!"

"Looking upon these frail creatures, one would not think that they could contain such power. One could rule the universe with it!"

"I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer!"

"What have we here? A little boy!"

"Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!"

"You think you have won. What is Light without Dark? What are you without me? [laughs] I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me. We are brothers eternal!"

"Maybe innocence. Maybe sweet. Ain't half as nice as rotting meat."

"Hark! Mortal world turned to ice. Here be goblin paradise!"

"Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!"

"I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?"

"Love you say? Well love is another matter."

"Look! Ugly one-horned mule!"

"She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam!"

"Nobody knows but you. It's our secret Jack. Don't tell Gump! Promise? Promise? I could be anything you want me to be, even your heart's desire. You've got to help us, Jack! A fairy's love makes anything possible."

"Just one step at a time And closer to destiny I knew at a glance There'd always be a chance for me With someone I could live for Nowhere I would rather be. Is your love strong enough Like a rock in the sea? Am I asking too much? Is your love strong enough?"

"Just one beat of your heart And stranger than fantasy I knew from the start It had to be the place for me Someone that I would die for There's no way I could ever leave."

"Legends can be now and forever Teaching us to love for goodness sake. Legends can be now and forever Loved by the sun, loved by the sun."

"Who sings of all of Love's eternity Who shines so bright In all the songs of Love's unending spells? Holy lightning strikes all that's evil Teaching us to love for goodness sake. Hear the music of Love Eternal Teaching us to reach for goodness sake."

"Sweet songs of youth, the wise, the meeting of all wisdom To believe in the good in man."

"There may never be another dawn."

"A world full of magic, wonder and desire."

"Adventure has got your back."

"This is such stuff as dreams are made of. This is Legend."

"She is of the purest innocence. He is pure evil. He is Darkness."

"[from trailer; narrated by Tim Curry] There is a balance to the universe. The struggle to maintain that balance is the stuff of legends. For there can be no good without evil, no love without hate. Life needs death. Innocence feeds lust. There can be no heaven without hell, no light without me! I am Darkness!"

"[from trailer; narrated by Tony Jay] Through the ages, the powers of good and evil have been at work amongst us. Through the passages of time, many have attempted to probe and distinguish between myth and fact. What is innocence? What is purity? What is corruption? And what is evil? We still search for the answer. The confrontation between the forces has captured the imaginations of civilization's greatest philosophers, poets and writers. Now, through the cameras of one of the most innovative filmmakers of our generation comes a motion picture to fire the spirit, to excite the senses, to captivate the eye."

"All of the visual effects in the world, all of the great makeup, and all of the great Muppet creatures can't save a movie that has no clear idea of its mission and no joy in its accomplishment."

"[reads card] "Reprogram"? [to Danny] What the heck does that mean?!"

"[angrily blaming Danny] IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!"

"[to Danny; gently] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you."

"[after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons] Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for."

"IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!"

"It's just a goat; it's just a goat… [space goat opens 4 additional eyes]"

"[card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"] I'm not even going to comment on that."

"[when he spins a 1] One. God, I suck."

"IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!"

"Zorgons. They're big gnarly lizards. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the galaxy. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat."

"Burning gas! That's probably what brought 'em here in the first place!"

"Nope. I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for 15 years."

"[to Lisa] The Astronaut, from the game we're in. [pointing at Danny] Danny spun me."

"A new adventure from the world of Jumanji."

"Adventure is waiting."

"Jonah Bobo: Danny"

"Josh Hutcherson: Walter"

"Kristen Stewart: Lisa"

"Tim Robbins: Dad"

"Frank Oz: Robot (voice)"

"John Alexander: Robot"

"Derek Mears: Lead Zorgon"

"Douglas Tait: Zorgon"

"Joe Bucaro III: Zorgon (as Joe Bucaro)"

"Jeff Wolfe: Zorgon"

"[opens the closet door in Peter and Judy screams in pains with the leeches] Oh, sorry! [closes the closet door in kids stop screaming. He kicks the Alan's room in grunts; whispers] I'm back. My bike. [?] Somebody rolls for five or eight?"

"In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8."

"STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!"

"I've got it! Colonel Mustard in the library with the wrench. [Laughs] Clue."

"You think monkeys, mosquitoes, and lions are bad? That's just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't know what afraid is. You will not last 5 minutes without me."

"Find my parents!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Where are you going?"

"Judy: We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing in St. Moritz, gambling in Monte Carlo, safariing in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris."

"Carl: [After a monstrous jungle vine takes his car away] FINE! TAKE IT!"

"A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind."

"Roll the dice and unleash the excitement!"

"It's a jungle in there!"

"Are you game?"

"Robin Williams – Adult Alan Parrish"

"Jonathan Hyde – Samuel Alan Parrish/Hunter Van Pelt"

"Bonnie Hunt – Sarah Whittle"

"Kirsten Dunst – Judy Shepherd"

"Bradley Pierce – Peter Shepherd"

"Bebe Neuwirth – Aunt Nora Shepherd"

"David Alan Grier – Carl Bentley"

"Adam Hann-Byrd – Young Alan Parrish"

"Laura Bell Bundy – Young Sarah Whittle"

"Patricia Clarkson – Carol Parrish"

"If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her."

"[Evan's note to Kayleigh] I'll come back for you."

"[to Kayleigh] I've already lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again."

"[to Kayleigh's Dad] Yeah, you remember me? We had a nice chat once when I was seven..."

"[to Carlos (Prision Friend)] Jesus speaks to me in my dreams."

"I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way."

"[Self-Thinking] If I can have the power to make scars appear, can I have the power to heal them? What about Kayleigh's scars?"

"[To Lenny while burning his stuff] I know who I am now."

"[To Thumper] You think you know me? I don't even know me!"

"[To Kayleigh] You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?"

"Nothing ever gets better."

"Change one thing, change everything."

"Such minor changes, such huge consequences."

"The end is only the beginning. From The Director Of The Rock And The Patriot"

"Ashton Kutcher - Evan Treborn"

"Melora Walters - Andrea Treborn"

"Amy Smart - Kayleigh Miller"

"Elden Henson - Lenny Kagan"

"William Lee Scott - Tommy Miller"

"John Patrick Amedori - Evan Treborn at 13"

"Irene Gorovaia - Kayleigh Miller at 13"

"Kevin Schmidt - Lenny at 13"

"Jesse James - Tommy Miller at 13"

"Logan Lerman - Evan Treborn at 7"

"Sarah Widdows - Kayleigh Miller at 7"

"Jake Kaese - Lenny Kagan at 7"

"Cameron Bright - Tommy Miller at 7"

"Eric Stoltz - George Miller"

"Callum Keith Rennie - Jason Treborn"

"Welcome Peter, son of Adam. Welcome Susan and Lucy, daughters of Eve. And welcome to you, Beavers. You have my thanks. But where is the fourth?"

"If the witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the Deep Magic differently, for when a willing victim has committed no treachery is killed in a traitor’s stead, the stone table will crack and even death itself will turn backwards."

"[to Peter] Peter, there is a Deep Magic more powerful than any of us that rules over all of Narnia. It defines right from wrong, and governs all our destinies. Yours... and mine."

"To the glistening Eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant. To the great Western Wood, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant Southern sun, Queen Susan, the Gentle; and to the clear Northern sky I give you King Peter, the Magnificent. Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us 'til the stars rain down from the heavens."

"No! Stay your weapons. This is. Peter, clean your sword. Relax."

"Narnia! It's all in the wardrobe just like I told you!"

"[to Mr. Tumnus] I’m Lucy Pevensie."

"[to Mr. Beaver] I think you've made a mistake. We're not heroes!"

"Look, just because some man in a red coat hands you a sword it doesn't make you a hero! Just drop it!"

"[to White Witch] Tell him to let me go, I didn't do anything wrong to him!"

"It was the White Witch. She was the one who made it always winter, always cold. She gave orders."

"Tonight, the Deep Magic will be appeased. But tomorrow, we will take Narnia... forever!"

"Professor Kirke is not accustomed to having children in this house. And as such, there are a few rules we need to follow. There will be no shouting or running, no improper use of the dumbwaiter...NO...touching of the historical artifacts! And above all, there shall be no disturbing of the professor."

"Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie"

"Skandar Keynes - Edmund Pevensie"

"Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie"

"William Moseley - Peter Pevensie"

"Tilda Swinton - White Witch"

"James McAvoy - Mr. Tumnus, the Faun"

"Liam Neeson - Aslan (voice)"

"Ray Winstone - Mr. Beaver (voice)"

"Dawn French - Mrs. Beaver (voice)"

"Rupert Everett - Fox (voice)"

"Cameron Rhodes - Gryphon (voice)"

"Philip Steuer - Philip the Horse (voice)"

"Waka Flocka Flame - Goat"

"Jim May - Vardan (voice)"

"Sim Evan-Jones - Maugrim (voice)"

"Jim Broadbent - Professor Kirke"

"Kiran Shah - Ginarrbrik"

"James Cosmo - Father Christmas"

"Judy McIntosh - Mrs. Pevensie"

"It's going to be a terrific storm!"

"She's alive! Alive!"

"To a new age of gods and monsters!"

"Tell him that Dr. Pretorius is here on a secret matter of grave importance and must see him alone, tonight."

"Booted, my dear Baron, is the word for knowing too much."

"Do you like gin? It is my only weakness... [toasting with Henry] To a new world of gods and monsters! Ha, ha. The creation of life is enthralling, distinctly enthralling, is it not?"

"My experiments did not turn out quite like yours Henry. But science, like love, has her little surprises - as you shall see."

"There is a pleasing variety about my exhibits. My first experiment was so lovely that we made her a Queen. Charming, don't you think? Then of course, we had to have a King. Now, he's so madly in love with her that we have to segregate them.... now, now. I have to be careful with the king. now behave. My next production looked so disapprovingly at the other two that they made him an Archbishop... he seems to be asleep. I must wake him up. the next one is the very Devil - very bizarre, this little chap. There's a certain resemblance to me, don't you think? Or do I flatter myself? I took a great deal of pains with him. Sometimes I have wondered whether life wouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils, and no nonsense about angels and being good. Oh! there's the king out again. even royal amours are a nuisance. poor archbishop. he has his hands full. there. that will keep you quiet. My little Ballerina is charming but such a bore! She won't dance to anything but Mendelsohnn's Spring Song and it gets so monotonous. My next is very conventional, I'm afraid. But you can never tell how these things will turn out. It was an experiment with seaweed. Normal size has been my difficulty. You did achieve size. I need to work that out with you."

"[in a mausoleum] I should wait here for a bit. I rather like this place."

"I'm glad to see the Monster roasted to death before my very eyes."

"Mind me he don't get loose again. He might do some damage and hurt somebody."

"I'd hate to find him under my bed at night. He's a nightmare in the daylight."

"Who is it? You're welcome, my friend, whoever you are."

"Come in, my poor friend. No one will hurt you here. If you're in trouble, perhaps I can help you. But you need not tell me about it if you don't want to. What's the matter? You're hurt, my poor friend. Come. Sit down."

"Perhaps you're afflicted too. I cannot see and you cannot speak. Is that it?"

"I have prayed many times for God to send me a friend. It's very lonely here. And it's been a long time since any human being came into this hut. I shall look after you and you will comfort me. Now you must lie down and go to sleep. Yes, yes. Now you must sleep. Our Father I thank thee that in thy great mercy, thou hast taken pity on my great loneliness and now out of the silence of the night has brought two of thy lonely children together, and sent me a friend to be a light to mine eyes and a comfort in time of trouble. Amen."

"Before you came, I was all alone. It is bad to be alone."

"Fire: no good."

"Alone: bad. Friend: good!"

"[to his bride] Friend? Friend?"

"[after the Bride recoils and shrieks] She hate me. Like others."

"Yes, go! You live! Go! [to Dr. Pretorius] You stay! We belong dead!"

"Hunter: Get out the bloodhounds. Raise all the men you can, lock the women indoors, and wait for me."

"Warning! The Monster demands a Mate!"

"WHO will be The Bride of Frankenstein? WHO will dare?"

"A Mate... For The Monster!"

"Created in a weird scientist's laboratory... from the skeletons of two women and the heart of a living girl"

"Boris Karloff - The Monster"

"Colin Clive - Dr. Henry Frankenstein"

"Valerie Hobson - Elizabeth Frankenstein"

"Ernest Thesiger - Dr. Pretorius"

"Elsa Lanchester - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley/The Monster's Mate"

"Gavin Gordon - Lord Byron"

"Douglas Walton - Percy Shelley"

"Una O'Connor - Minnie"

"E. E. Clive - Burgomaster"

"Lucien Prival- Albert (the butler)"

"O. P. Heggie - Hermit"

"Dwight Frye - Karl"

"Reginald Barlow - Hans"

"Mary Gordon - Hans' wife"

"Anne Darling - Shepherdess"

"Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

"Keeping our word is one of the things that make us better than you."

"I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into... atoms."

"Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."

"Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer! [to Klytus, as Flash successfully battles palace guards]"

"[from the trailer] Pathetic earthlings... who can save you now?"

"Open fire! All weapons, now! Charge the lightning field! I take personal responsibility in the Emperor's name!"

"We're going to empty your memory as we might empty your pockets... Doctor."

"Confess!... and we won't hurt you. We don't like doing this at all!"

"We do not lead traitors to the Imperial presence."

"[to Flash] Welcome back from the grave. [Princess Aura] I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I never thought of necrophilla."

"[to Flash] Where you go, I follow. [then to all] Listen to me! Listen! There is something finer in this galaxy than Ming's law!"

"Tell me more about this man Houdini. [to Zarkov, while blindfolded and manacled to a dungeon wall]"

"[brandishing a laser rifle at some technicians] FREEZE you bloody bastards! Deactivate the lightning field!"

"We owe everything to Flash!"

"You know Ming's law, Barin. Outside his own kingdom, the hunter becomes the hunted."

"Gordon's alive?! [on learning that Flash survived the Imperial assault]"

"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?"

"That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"

"Squadron 40! DIVE!"

"Impetuous boy! Ah, well... who wants to live forever? DIVE! (youtube.com)"

""All creatures will make merry" ~ First banner"

""Under pain of Death" ~ Second banner"

"He'll save every one of us!"

"Pathetic earthlings... Who can save you now?"

"For years, he's been the last word in professional football. Now, he's Earth's only chance for a future."

"Sam J. Jones – Flash Gordon"

"Melody Anderson – Dale Arden"

"Max von Sydow – The Emperor Ming"

"Topol – Dr. Hans Zarkov"

"Ornella Muti – Princess Aura"

"Timothy Dalton – Prince Barin"

"Brian Blessed – Prince Vultan"

"Peter Wyngarde – Klytus"

"Mariangela Melato – Kala"

"Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down."

"[looking up Mother's skirt off-screen] Look, cobwebs!"

"You have to go alone...I can't get back now."

"Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything."

"Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred"

"Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth Cronin"

"Marsha Mason - Polly (Mother) Cronin"

"Tim Matheson - Charles"

"Carrie Fisher - Janie"

"Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth"

"Ron Eldard - Mickey Bunce"

"I made that armour! It's not magic... it's just shiny."

"It seems that the music has turned horribly French."

"Miss Krauss, perhaps you don't realize who we are. We're the Brothers Grimm, the men who vanquished the mill witch of Karlstadt, the frog boy of Glutenhof, and the cannibal chef of the Schwarzwald in the gingerbread house of terror."

"Truth is much more terrible than fiction."

"What a beautiful bedtime story this will be!"

"Who's the fairest of them all?"

"Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to recommend."

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands."

"I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious."

"Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after."

"The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is."

"Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?"

"The negative stories about the shoot that were turning up in the Hollywood press were coming, we found out later, from a source at Film Finances – which was the completion bond company on the film. Their lawyer was a guy named Steve Ransohoff, whose father was Martin Ransohoff – who was Ray Stark's friend and partner. [...] I thought it was quite extraordinary, because the stories were doing two things – they were making me and the whole project look like it was completely out of control and all my fault, and that Film Finance, the completion guarantors, were the only thing holding it together – the people trying to bring control to it... the fact was, they were absolutely useless."

"The adults who should have been there to protect me were my parents, not you…[but] you can’t underestimate how in awe of you people like them can be. They didn’t want to be an annoyance or an inconvenience to anyone, and it must have been daunting to imagine holding up 100 people for your kid."

"Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true."

"Adventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it."

"A true story. We've got the film to prove it."

"Bull. He was full of it."

"From the director of "Time Bandits" and "Brazil" a new movie full of NOISE...FLYING OBJECTS...SEAFOOD...CELEBRITIES...COMPASSION...TRAVEL...HONOR...GRAVITY...BULL...he was full of it. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen."

"John Neville — Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen"

"Eric Idle — Desmond/Berthold"

"Sarah Polley — Sally Salt"

"Oliver Reed — Vulcan"

"Charles McKeown — Rupert/Adolphus"

"Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht"

"Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus"

"Valentina Cortese — Queen Ariadne/Violet"

"Jonathan Pryce — The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson"

"Bill Paterson — Henry Salt"

"Peter Jeffrey — Sultan"

"Uma Thurman — Venus/Rose"

"Ray D. Tutto — The King of the Moon"

"I was driving to work this morning thinking I will be here, in two months, it'll be ten years. And, you're like my real family. Isn't that tragic? [laughter] I got a call from my mother this morning to wish me a Happy Birthday, and hinted around the fact that I wasn't making enough money, if you can call, 'Are you still making that same salary, honey?' a hint. [laughter] And my ex-wife used to say the same thing, although she never used the word 'honey'. [laughter] So, maybe in three years I can double my income?... Four years? Okay. So, you're great people to work with, and this is a great present, and I wish I could squeeze all of you into one pretty woman. [laughter] And if you'd like to go to my office, I'll try. [laughter] Thanks a lot."

"The first true story of what happens after you die."

"Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller"

"Meryl Streep - Julia"

"Rip Torn - Bob Diamond"

"Lee Grant - Lena Foster"

"Buck Henry - Dick Stanley"

"Shirley MacLaine - Herself"

"George D. Wallace - Daniel's Judge"

"Lillian Lehman - Daniel's Judge"

"Did you know you grind your teeth in your sleep... sexy."

"Look, I'm not with everyone here. But I will take a piece of him."

"Well, lesson learned. No such word as "friend." It can only end badly when you let someone get too close. Bad for them."

"I showed trust to one man. Did I make a mistake, Imam?"

"Maybe you should pretend like you're talkin' to someone educated in the penal system. In fact, don't pretend."

"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light – a four-man crew for me? Fuckin' insulting. But the worst mistake you made … Empty gun rack."

"Don't know about this new crew of yours. They seem a bit skittish. Probably shouldn't tell them what happened to the last crew. [Toombs' mercs exchange nervous glances]"

"I'll kill you with my teacup."

"You don't expect these mercs to have any code, any honor."

"I bow to no man."

"You're not afraid of the dark, are you? The light … hurts my eyes."

"So now it's back to all the brightness, and everything I hate."

"There's gonna be one speed: mine. If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die."

"I'm sure God has his tricks, but getting out of places no one else can, that's one of mine."

"[Last lines of the movie, whispered] You keep what you kill."

"Couple of things you could've done better. First, trash the locator beacon inside my ship, the one you jacked. And second, and this is really the more important part, dust my dick when you get the chance."

"You're supposed to be some slick-shit killer. Now, look at you, all back of the bus and shit."

"[Speaking of Crematoria] If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out, and live in Hell."

"[Laughing, after Riddick, while in captivity, kills one of his five-man mercenary team] Four way split!"

"I think you're my new gunner. Grab a gat."

"There are inmates and there are convicts. A convict has a certain code. And he knows to show a certain respect. An inmate, on the other hand, pulls the pin on his fellow man. Does the guard's work for them. Brings shame to the game. So, which are you gonna be?"

"I've been here for years. [shows his wedding ring] See this? I remember how gorgeous she was. Well, gorgeous in a certain light. And now, for the goddamn death of me, I cannot remember her name."

"[As hunting hounds are released] Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Ellen. Her name was Ellen. I never really forgot."

"Been a long time since I've seen my own blood. Perhaps too long."

"In our faith, you keep what you kill."

"Consider this: if you fall here, now, you will never rise. But if you choose another way, the Necromonger way, you will die in due time, and rise again in the Underverse."

"[After ripping a man's soul out] Join him, or join me."

"Convert now, or fall forever!"

"Let's go replenish the ranks."

"Then I'll take your soul …"

"Get my armada off the ground!"

"[To prisoners being forced to convert] Look around you. Every Necromonger in this hall, every member of the Legion Vast that swept aside your defenses in one night, was once like you. Fought as feebly as you. Every Necromonger that lives today is a convert."

"[About to be executed by Irgun] There will be an after life for me. Will there be for you?"

"Whatever was said was meant to give us a chance – a fighting chance!"

"[Watching a comet pass by the planet] It is said, the comet always precedes them, these world enders. The Corsack planets are gone. Eight million settlers missing. The entire Aroran system is gone too. Helion Prime shares its sunlight with all worlds nearby. If we fall, they fall, and after that ... my God, how do I save my family?"

"Will you wait one minute, to save worlds?"

"We all began as something else."

"In this Verse, life is antagonistic to the natural state. Here humans in all their various races are a spontaneous outbreak. An unguided mistake. Our purpose is to correct that mistake … because there is another Verse. A Verse where life is welcomed and cherished. A ravishing ever-new place called Underverse … but the road to that Verse crosses over the threshold. So it is this Verse that must be cleansed of life, so the Underverse can populate and prosper."

"It was hard for me to accept too, when I first heard these words! I let them take away my pain!"

"[To Riddick] I was supposed to deliver a message to you … if Vaako failed to kill you. A message from the Lord Marshal himself. He tells you to stay away from Helion, stay away from him, and in return, you'll be hunted no more. But Vaako will most likely report you as dead. So this is your chance. Your chance to do what no man has ever done."

"The Necromonger in me warns you to stay away. But the Furyan in me … hopes you won't listen."

"Aereon: In normal times, evil would be fought with good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil."

"Aereon: There are very few people who have met with a Necromonger and lived to speak of it. So when I choose to speak of it, you should choose to listen."

"Aereon: Furians – defiant to the end."

"Flight Commander: [necromongers begin their invasion] Flight leaders, get all squads off the ground now! We've got heavy inbound!"

"Kyra: [after Riddick has killed a convict with his tea cup] Death by tea-cup. Why didn't I think of that?"

"Kyra: [after Riddick asks her if she's with him] I am always with you..."

"Man: [whispering, talking about Necromonger statues] So tall it touches the clouds … and there's nothing around this colossus, nothing left. It's their calling card."

"Mercenary: Hey. How does he know where we're goin' and we don't?"

"Mercenary: In and out, unsuspected and undetected. Damn, I love a good smash and grab!"

"Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick"

"Colm Feore - the Lord Marshal"

"Keith David - Abu "Imam" al-Walid"

"Alexa Davalos - Jack / Kyra"

"Karl Urban - Commander Vaako"

"Thandie Newton - Dame Vaako"

"Judi Dench - Aereon"

"Nick Chinlund - Toombs"

"Linus Roache - The Purifier"

"Yorick van Wageningen - The Guv"

"Kim Hawthorne - Lajjun"

"Christina Cox - Eve Logan"

"Alexis Llewellyn - Ziza"

"[sitting and rubbing his back as a horse runs off] Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been as sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?"

"[scaring off Mabel's sisters and making them drop their flowers] I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!"

"The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go."

"Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones! yes my name is Major Genral stanly."

"Set Sail for the Musical Comedy Adventure of the Summer!"

"Yar! Buckle your swash and Jolly your Roger for the funniest rock 'n' rollickin' adventure ever!"

"It's time we were told what it's all about. We want to know why we were kidnapped, why we're being kept here, but most important of all, do we get the porters and when? Until we get this information, my dear Mr. Chang, I am very much afraid we cannot permit you to leave this room…."

"[to the High Lama] It's astonishing and incredible, but…you're the man…You're still alive, Father Perrault!"

"When we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way its shadow followed it. That silly shadow, racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane, and yet always there to greet us with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that somehow, you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life, I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms."

"Something grand and beautiful, George. Something I've been searching for all my life. The answer to the confusion and bewilderment of a lifetime. I've found it, George, and I can't leave it. You mustn't either."

"[to George, about Maria] She's a fragile thing that can only live where fragile things are loved. Take her out of this valley and she'll fade away like an echo."

"[to Robert] I saw a man whose life was empty…Oh I know, it was full of this and full of that. But you were accomplishing nothing. You were going nowhere, and you knew it. As a matter of fact, all I saw was a little boy whistling in the dark."

"[to Sondra] You're absolutely right. And I had to come all the way to a pigeon house in Shangri-La to find the only other person in the world who knew it. May I congratulate you? thanks for evry thing"

"You may not know it, but you're all prisoners here who were literally kidnapped and brought here and nobody knows why. Well, I'm not content to be a prisoner. I'm going to find out when we're going to get out of this place. I'll make that Chinese talk if it's the last thing I do."

"[to Robert] What else can I think after a tale like that?…I think you've been hypnotized by a lot of loose-brained fanatics."

"To put it simply, I should say that our general belief was in moderation. We preach the virtue of avoiding excesses of every kind, even including excess of virtue itself…We find in the valley it makes for greater happiness among the natives. We rule with moderate strictness and in return we are satisfied with moderate obedience. As a result, our people are moderately honest, moderately chaste, and somewhat more than moderately happy."

"There can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything."

"It would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted."

"A little courtesy all around helps to smooth out the most complicated problems."

"We do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it."

"In fact, Shangri-La is Father Perrault."

"It is quite common here to live to a very ripe old age, climate, diet, and mountain water you might say, but we like to believe it is the absence of struggle in the way we live."

"Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves."

"Last night, Conway recovered his memory. Kept talking about Shangri-La. Telling a fantastic story about a place in Tibet. Insisted upon returning there at once. Locked him in room, but he escaped us. Jumped ship during night at Singapore. Am leaving ship myself to overtake him, as fearful of his condition. Wrote down details of Conway's story about Shangri-La, which I am forwarding."

"During those last ten months, that man has done the most astounding things. Well, he learned how to fly, stole an Army plane and got caught, put into jail and escaped, all in an amazingly short space of time, but this is only the beginning of his adventure. He begged, cajoled, fought, always pushing forward to the Tibetan frontier. Everywhere I went, I heard the most amazing stories of the man's adventures. Positively astounding, till eventually, I trailed him to the most extreme outposts in Tibet. Of course, he had already gone, but his memory, oh, oh… His memory will live with those natives for the rest of their lives. 'The man who was not human,' they called him. They'll never forget the devil-eyed stranger who six times tried to go over a mountain pass that no other human being dared to travel, and six times was forced back by the severest storms. They'll never forget the madman who stole their food and clothing, who they locked up in their barracks but who fought six of their guards to escape. Why, their soldiers are still talking about their pursuit to overtake him and shuddering at the memory. He led them the wildest chase through their own country. And finally, he disappeared over that very mountain pass that they themselves dared not travel. And that, gentlemen, was the last that any known human being saw of Robert Conway."

"Yes. Yes, I believe it. I believe it because I want to believe it. Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La. Here's my hope that we all find our Shangri-La."

"Title Cards: In these days of wars and rumors of wars - haven't you ever dreamed of a place where there was peace and security, where living was not a struggle but a lasting delight? Of course you have. So has every man since Time began. Always the same dream. Sometimes he calls it Utopia - Sometimes the Fountain of Youth - Sometimes merely "that little chicken farm." One man had such a dream and saw it come true. He was Robert Conway - England's "Man of the East" - soldier, diplomat, public hero."

"High Lama: [to Robert] I am placing in your hands the future and destiny of Shangri-La, for I am going to die. I knew my work was done when I first set eyes upon you. I've waited for you, my son, for a long time. I've sat in this room and seen the faces of newcomers. I've looked into their eyes and heard their voices, always in hope that I might find you. My friend, it is not an arduous task that I bequeath, for our order knows only silken bonds. To be gentle and patient, to care for the riches of the mind, to preside in wisdom while the storm rages without…You, my son, will live through the storm. You will preserve the fragrance of our history and add to it a touch of your own mind. Beyond that, my vision weakens but I see at a great distance a new world stirring in the ruins, stirring clumsily but in hopefulness, seeking its lost and legendary treasures, and they will all be here, my son, hidden behind the mountains in the Valley of the Blue Moon, preserved as by a miracle."

"Maria: I'll die if I have to stay here another minute…Look at me, Mr. Conway, do I look like an old woman? Is this the skin of an old woman? Look into my eyes. Are these the eyes of an old woman?"

"Mightiest entertainment in all screen history!"

"Frank Capra's Mightiest Production"

"Mightiest of all motion pictures!"

"At Last! …The Masterpiece Of America's Foremost Film Genius Blazes To The Screen!"

"Ronald Colman — Robert 'Bob' Conway"

"Jane Wyatt — Sondra Bizet"

"Edward Everett Horton — Alexander P. 'Lovey' Lovett"

"John Howard — George Conway"

"Thomas Mitchell — Henry Barnard"

"Margo — Maria"

"Isabel Jewell — Gloria Stone"

"H.B. Warner — Chang"

"Sam Jaffe — High Lama"

"Hugh Buckler — Lord Gainsford (final film role)"

"The future is anarchy! I'm talking about lawlessness. I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag. There's no glory in that kind of warfare."

"He better be making something really cute, or I'm gonna be pissed."

"[repeated line] It's showtime, folks!"

"Sometimes, I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins."

"[to Audrey] If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. [to Katie] And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."

"Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?"

"Stop smiling! Lay back! Lay back! Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey, very good. You're gonna do it again, Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, it's not the high school play. Count! Hold it. [to Victoria] Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop the shoulder. Now, that's not too hard, is it? Again!"

"The pain is gone. I'm OK. Nothing wrong with me a rewrite of the show wouldn't cure. A couple of good jokes is what I need."

""[to God, during the "hospital escape" scene]" What's the matter, don't you like musical comedy?"

"[last lines, Joe is dying] Hey, at least I won't have to lie to you anymore."

"Folks! What can I tell you about my next guest? This cat allowed himself to be adored, but not loved. And his success in show business was matched by failure in his personal relationship bag, now — that's where he really bombed. And he came to believe that work, show business, love, his whole life, even himself and all that jazz, was bullshit. He became numero uno game player — uh, to the point where he didn't know where the games ended and the reality began. Like, for this cat, the only reality — is death, man. Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody's friend. In his final appearance on the great stage of life — uh, you can applaud if you wanna — Mr. Joe Gideon!"

"[singing] Give it to me! Bye bye life, Bye bye happiness, hello loneliness, I think he's gonna die. Bye bye life, Bye bye happiness, Hello emptiness, I think he's gonna die. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Goodbye your life, goodbye."

"Audrey Paris: You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom."

"Davis Newman: This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!""

"Davis Newman: There's all this bullshit about death with dignity. You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool."

"All that work. All that glitter. All that pain. All that love. All that crazy rhythm. All that jazz."

"Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon"

"Jessica Lange - Angelique"

"Leland Palmer - Audrey Paris"

"Ann Reinking - Kate Jagger"

"Cliff Gorman - David Newman"

"Ben Vereen - O'Connor Flood"

"Erzsebet Foldi - Michelle Gideon"

"Michael Tokan - Dr. Ballinger"

"Max Wright - Joshua Penn"

"William LeMassena - Jonesy Hecht"

"Deborah Geffner - Victoria Porter"

"John Lithgow - Lucas Sergeant"

"Jules Fisher - Jules"

"Chris Chase - Leslie Perry, film critic"

"Anthony Holland - Paul"

"Sandahl Bergman, Eileen Casey, Bruce Anthony Davis, Gary Flannery, Jennifer Nairn-Smith, Danny Ruvolo, Leland Schwantes, John Sowinski, Candace Tovar, and Rima Vetter - Principal dancers"

"Ben Masters - Dr. Garry"

"Robert Levine as Dr. Hyman"

"C. C. H. Pounder - Nurse Blake"

"Wallace Shawn - Assistant insurance man"

"Michael Hinton (uncredited) - band drummer"

"No more Ms. Nice Girl."

"Check it if you don't believe me."

"I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison."

"The young woman is you!"

"But don't people need good cars? Can't you sell good cars, Dad?"

"Just kidding."

"For what, Miss Trunchbull?"

"You're very brave, Miss Honey."

"[Harry: Young lady, where were you?] Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because a boy ate some chocolate cake."

"I did not glue my hat to my head! The hat shrunk! The fibers fused to my hair!"

"The library? You've never set foot in a library. You're only four years old."

"Get in the car, Melinda!"

"You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! Sit up and look at the TV!"

"What're they gonna do? Repossess the kid?"

"I'm great. I'm incredible. Michael, pencil and paper in the kitchen."

"Mine are driving me crazy. I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school is not enough."

"[cutting off Harry's hat with scissors] I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did."

"Harry! I won! I won! I hit the double bingo! Come on, everybody. I'm taking you all to Café Le Ritz."

"Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college?"

"Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her."

"Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. Lissy Doll, I called her. Would you like some milk?"

"Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night. I know that I-- [Miss Trunchbull: I broke your arm once before, I can do it again, Jenny.] I am not seven years old anymore, Aunt Trunchbull."

"Okay, listen up, everybody. Have a new student with us today. This is Matilda Wormwood. I'd like you to sit here with Lavender."

"I'd be happy to walk her home. [Zinnia: Well, nobody will be there. We're moving to Guam. Come on. Let's go.] Guam?"

"I need a car that is inexpensive, but reliable. Can you service me? [Harry: As a matter of speaking, yes. Welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever.] Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. I warned you, sir. I want a tight car, because I'm on a tight ship. [Harry: Oh yeah, huh? Uh…] My school is a model of discipline. "Use the rod, beat the child". That's my motto. [Harry: Terrific motto.] Do you have any brats for yourself? [Harry: Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mistake, Matilda.] They're all mistakes, children. Filthy and nasty things. I'm glad I never was one. [Harry: Uh-huh. Well, since you're an educator, I'm gonna make you a great deal.] You'd better. [Harry: Let's do business!]"

"The distance the shot put goes depends upon the effort you put into it! PERSPIRATION!"

"Hop to, hippity-hop! The entire school will go to the assembly room, immediately. Sit!"

"Shut up! The entire school will stay another FIVE HOURS after school and copy from the dictionary! Any child who object will go straight into the Chokey... TOGETHER!"

"Useless flaming CAR! [storms towards Matilda] Wormwood! Sell me a lemon? [drags her through the hallways] You're heading for the Chokey, young lady! [Matilda: The Chokey?!] Teach you a lesson! [Matilda: What lesson?!] You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! [Matilda: My father?] The guy with the stupid haircut! [Matilda: I'm nothing like my father!] You're the spitting image! The apple never rots far from the tree!"

"WHY are all these women married?! Mrs. D? Mrs. I? You're supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!"

"[the kids giggle as they notice the newt in her glass of water] What’s funny? Hmm? Well, spit it out! Speak up! I like a joke as well as the next fat person!"

"[to Matilda] You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat! You're the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! Am I wrong? I'm never wrong! In this classroom, in this school, I AM GOD!"

"I'll be watching you, each and every one. When you turn the corner, when you go to your little cubbies to get your smelly little coats, when you skip merrily to lunch, I'll be watching you. All of you! [pointing at Matilda] And especially you!"

"[on phone to Harry] WORMWOOD! You useless used-car salesman scum, I want you around here NOW! With another car! Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom, I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BAZOOKA! When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like ROADKILL! You what?"

"I am here to teach you all a lesson! [forcefully pushes a set of desks into the wall] Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen. [kicks more desks into the wall] These things are a test of character! [pushes more desks into the wall] And I have character!"

"You… will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you!"

"The Trunchbull used to be in the Olympics: Shot-put, javelin, hammer throw. The hammer throw was her specialty."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Well, it's hard for me to remember a specific cake."

"Could you repeat the last one?"

"Give me the cookies."

"Hey, dip face, Have carrot!"

"[throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] Hey, Dip face. Have a marshmallow. Have another marshmallow, Dip face. Dip face!"

"A little magic goes a long way."

"Kids Rule!"

"Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world."

"Mara Wilson — Matilda Wormwood-Honey"

"Danny DeVito — Harry Wormwood / Narrator"

"Rhea Perlman — Zinnia Wormwood"

"Embeth Davidtz — Miss Jennifer "Jenny" Honey"

"Pam Ferris — Agatha Trunchbull"

"Paul Reubens — FBI Agent Bob"

"Tracey Walter — FBI Agent Bill"

"Kiami Davael — Lavender"

"Kira Spencer Hesser — Hortensia"

"Brian Levinson — Michael "Mikey" Wormwood"

"Jimmy Karz — Bruce Bogtrotter"

"Jacqueline Steiger — Amanda Thripp"

"Marion Dugan — Cookie"

"Jon Lovitz — Mickey (host of The Million Dollar Sticky) (uncredited)"

"Jean Speegle Howard — Mrs. Phelps"

"[Repeated line] I am Kazaam!"

"That's not a wish, that's an insult!"

"Don't get all hysterical! Say thank you for your miracle!"

"Let's green egg and ham it!"

"Grab my belly and make a wish."

"You smell like hippopotamus butt."

"The world's most powerful genie has just met his match."

"He's A Rappin' Genie With An Attitude... And He's Ready For Slam-Dunk Fun!"

"Shaquille O'Neal - Kazaam / Neal Friedman"

"Francis capra - Maxwell "Max" Connor"

"Ally Walker - Alice Connor"

"James Acheson - Nick Matteo"

"John Costelloe as Travis"

"Marshall Manesh - Malik"

"Efren Ramirez - Carlos"

"Da Brat - Herself"

"Jake Glaser - Jake"

"Deidre Roper - Spinderella"

"Fawn Reed - Asia Moon"

"Als das Kind Kind war, ging es mit hängenden Armen, wollte der Bach sei ein Fluß, der Fluß sei ein Strom, und diese Pfütze das Meer. Als das Kind Kind war, wußte es nicht, daß es Kind war, alles war ihm beseelt, und alle Seelen waren eins.'Als das Kind Kind war, hatte es von nichts eine Meinung, hatte keine Gewohnheit, saß oft im Schneidersitz, lief aus dem Stand, hatte einen Wirbel im Haar und machte kein Gesicht beim fotografieren."

"Als das Kind Kind war, war es die Zeit der folgenden Fragen: Warum bin ich ich und warum nicht du? Warum bin ich hier und warum nicht dort? Wann begann die Zeit und wo endet der Raum? Ist das Leben unter der Sonne nicht bloß ein Traum? Ist was ich sehe und höre und rieche nicht bloß der Schein einer Welt vor der Welt? Gibt es tatsächlich das Böse und Leute, die wirklich die Bösen sind?'Wie kann es sein, daß ich, der ich bin, bevor ich wurde, nicht war, und daß einmal ich, der ich bin, nicht mehr der ich bin, sein werde?"

"First, I'll have a bath. Then I'll be shaved by a Turkish barber who will massage me down to the fingertips. Then I'll buy a newspaper and read it from headlines to horoscope. On the first day, I'll be waited upon... For requests, ask the neighbor. If someone stumbles over my legs, he'll have to apologize. I'll be pushed around, and I'll push back. In the crowded bar, the bartender will find me a table. A service car will stop, and the mayor will take me aboard. I'll be known to everyone, and suspect to no one. I won't say a word, and will understand every language. That will be my first day."

"Now it's serious. At last it's becoming serious. So I've grown older. Was I the only one who wasn't serious? Is it our times that are not serious? I was never lonely neither when I was alone, nor with others. But I would have liked to be alone at last. Loneliness means I'm finally whole. Now I can say it as tonight, I'm at last alone. I must put an end to coincidence. The new moon of decision. I don't know if there's destiny but there's a decision. Decide! We are now the times. Not only the whole town - the whole world is taking part in our decision. We two are now more than us two. We incarnate something. We're representing the people now. And the whole place is full of those who are dreaming the same dream. We are deciding everyone's game. I am ready. Now it's your turn. You hold the game in your hand. Now or never. You need me. You will need me. There's no greater story than ours, that of man and woman. It will be a story of giants... invisible... transposable... a story of new ancestors. Look. My eyes. They are the picture of necessity, of the future of everyone in the place. Last night I dreamt of a stranger... of my man. Only with him could I be alone, open up to him, wholly open, wholly for him. Welcome him wholly into me. Surround him with the labyrinth of shared happiness. I know... it's you."

"Longing. Longing for a wave of love that would stir in me. That's what makes me clumsy. The absence of pleasure. Desire for love. Desire to love."

"Tell me, muse, of the storyteller who has been thrust to the edge of the world, both an infant and an ancient, and through him reveal everyman. With time, those who listened to me became my readers. They no longer sit in a circle, but rather sit apart. And one doesn't know anything about the other. I'm an old man with a broken voice, but the tale still rises from the depths, and the mouth, slightly opened, repeats it as clearly, as powerfully. A liturgy for which no one needs to be initiated to the meaning of words and sentences."

"What is wrong with peace that its inspiration doesn't endure?"

"Where are my heroes? Where are you, my children? Where are my own, the curious ones, the first, the original ones? Name me, muse, the immortal singer who, abandoned by those who listened to him, lost his voice. He who, from the angel of poetry that he was, became a poet, ignored or mocked outside on the threshold of no-man's land."

"[in German] Tell me of the men, women, and children who will look for me - me, their storyteller, their bard, their choirmaster - because they need me more than anything in the world. [in French] We have embarked."

"Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there's a strip of no-man's-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Whoever dares, will fall into booby traps or be hit by laser rays. The trout are really torpedoes. Every home owner, or even every tenant nails his name plate on the door, like a coat of arms and studies the morning paper as if he were a world leader. Germany has crumbled into as many small states as there are individuals. And these small states are mobile. Everyone carries his own state with him, and demands a toll when another wants to enter. A fly caught in amber, or a leather bottle. So much for the border. But one can only enter each state with a password. The German soul of today can only be conquered and governed by one who arrives at each small state with the password. Fortunately, no one is currently in a position to do this. So... everyone migrates, and waves his one-man-state flag in all earthly directions. Their children already shake their rattles and drag their filth around them in circles."

"To smoke, and have coffee - and if you do it together, it's fantastic."

"[sketching an female extra, who is waiting on the set] What a dear face! Interesting. What a nostril. A dramatic nostril. These people are extras. Extra people. Extras are so patient. They just sit. Extras. These humans are extras. Extra humans."

"Bruno Ganz - Damiel"

"Solveig Dommartin - Marion"

"Otto Sander - Cassiel"

"Curt Bois - Homer, the aged poet"

"Peter Falk - himself (credited as "Der Filmstar")"

"Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - themselves"

"Crime & the City Solution - themselves"

"Jeff Goldblum - Professor Brody"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Mrs. Brody"

"Alexander Pollock - Scotty Brody"

"Tobey Maguire - Lou"

"Alec Baldwin - Butch"

"Joe Pantoliano - Peek"

"Michael Clarke Duncan - Sam"

"Susan Sarandon - Ivy"

"Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles"

"Jon Lovitz - Calico"

"Billy West"

"(About Saphira) Some friends can't be replaced. But luckily, some don't have to be."

"(About Morzan) A son doesn't choose his father. I hated that man till the day he died."

"(To Eragon) "I guess we're even then!""

"I didn't ask for any of this!"

"(To Brom) I've got skills!"

"I'm the Rider, and I say we go!"

"We fight as one!"

"Caleb is the best and he ha s read all the books"

"(on Saphira, looking over a cliff) It's not so bad up here. (Saphira takes off) Wylyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"(watching Saphira hatch) Look at you. What are you?"

"Are we together, Saphira? (Saphira nods)"

"I know your story is true."

"I eb ggkjbbj,bhjgbhjbghj"

"Into the sky, to win, or die!"

"(To the soldiers) Take care of the little bones, hate to see you choke."

"(To Eragon) Let's see these skills of yours."

"Magic comes from dragons; it flows through the Riders who command them."

"Our beautiful lands have been ravaged by a ruthless king, and our people live under the shadow of tyranny. [...] But it wasn't always like this, was it? There was a time when the world lived in peace, protected by warriors astride mighty dragons. They are nothing but stories now - all we have is hope that a dragon will be born again, and one will rise to lead us to freedom."

"There was a time when our land flourished without fear and cruelty. A time of dragons and dragon riders. Dragons gave their riders magical powers. No one could defeat them! Until one of their own, a Rider named Galbatorix opposed them, and cut down any Rider who opposed him-"

"One false move, one reckless decision, and everything is lost."

"The time of dragons and Dragon Riders will come again."

"(Upon seeing Eragon's gedwey ignasia) You!"

"The king won't rest until your dragon is killed."

"My story was about you, Eragon. [...] The Varden need a Rider if they are to defeat Durza and the King."

"I always say, better to ask forgiveness than permission."

"That's the spirit... one part brave, three parts fool."

"Be strong, Eragon. [...] They will follow you wherever you want them to follow."

"You're the only one who can save us."

"I am Arya, princess of Ellesmera."

"Only yesterday, you were a farmboy...today, you are a hero."

"Poor Durza. How will he tell the King - he failed?"

"We choose a leader for his heart."

"Without fear, there cannot be courage. But when we are together, it is our enemies who should be afraid!"

"(about Brom) Eragon, let him die with pride...as a Dragon Rider."

"(after the final battle) We did it...together. Eragon, no. Even you don't have a heart strong enough for both of us."

"Careful old man, only my voice is gentle."

"I am Saphira. And you...are my rider."

"(angrily) You're ridiculous! Hold on!"

"(enraged) YOU STUPID BOY!!!!!"

"You're giving me no choice!"

"As long as I am king, disloyalty will be punishable by death."

"When they learn that the legend is real, they will challenge me."

"I can't let them have hope."

"Gather my army and follow them(...) leave no one alive."

"DO NOT. PROLONG. MY. SUFFERING."

"Beyond these borders are remnants of the Resistance; Dwarves, Elves, the Varden."

"DO NOT. LET THEM. REACH THE VARDEN."

"There's no one left for you to fear, my king."

"I will find the boy, and kill him before he becomes a man."

"As you feared, the dragon has hatched...but to a mere farm boy."

"I expected something a little more...well, more."

"Congratulations, you've just been promoted!"

"A young magician! How quaint!"

"RAZAAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"(last words) Hear her scream!"

"One boy.. One dragon... A world of adventure."

"The next great fantasy."

"When darkness falls ... A hero ... Will ride."

"Set the world on fire."

"This Christmas, the next generation will be born."

"As darkness falls, the last dragon will choose its rider."

"This year, the next Dragon Rider will rise."

"Riders Wanted"

"You are stronger... Than you realize... Wiser... Than you know... What was once your life... Is now your legend"

"Edward Speleers — Eragon"

"Rachel Weisz — Saphira (voice)"

"Jeremy Irons — Brom"

"John Malkovich — Galbatorix"

"Robert Carlyle — Durza"

"Sienna Guillory — Arya"

"Djimon Hounsou — Ajihad"

"Garrett Hedlund — Murtagh"

"Chris Egan — Roran"

"Joss Stone — Angela"

"Steven Spiers — Sloan"

"Gary Lewis — Hrothgar"

"Alun Armstrong — Garrow"

"Caroline Chikezie — Nasuada"

"Tamsin Egerton — Katrina"

"Kimo Keoke — Dwarf 10"

"Nils Allen Stewart — Lord Urgal"

"[While blind and reduced to begging] Oh ye whom Allah gave the gift of sight, To fill your eyes with beauty and delight, Spare me a thought to whom your wondrous world is but a city of eternal night. Alms for the love of Allah."

"[to the Princess, who believes he is a spirit living in the palace pond] Very good dijinn are just as tiresome as very good men."

"Mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brains. If their brain speaks, they forget their hearts. And if their hearts speak, hahahahaha, if their hearts speak, they forget everything!"

"[to Ahmad] Men are evil, hatred in their eyes, lies on their lips, betrayal in their hearts. You will learn one day, great king, that there are three things that men respect; the lash that descends, the yoke that breaks and the sword that slays. By the power and terror of these you may conquer the Earth."

"[to the Princess, after she attempts to flee to find Ahmad] Forget Ahmad; he's no longer blind. For a man with eyes, the world is full of women. Only I am cursed, that I can see only you."

"Three brave hearts, adventuring in a wonder world!"

"One thousand and one sights from the thousand of one nights...."

"THE WONDER of the Enchanted Princess. Whoever looks upon her beauty dies---but Ahmad dares to win her favor!"

"THE MOST ROMANTIC ROGUE OF ALL TIME!"

"Conrad Veidt - Jaffar"

"Sabu| - Abu"

"June Duprez - the Princess"

"John Justin - Ahmad"

"Rex Ingram - the Djinn"

"Miles Malleson - the Sultan of Basra"

"Morton Selten - the Old King"

"Mary Morris - Halima, Jaffar's agent, and the "Silver Maid""

"Bruce Winston - the Merchant"

"Hay Petrie - the Astrologer"

"Adelaide Hall - the Singer"

"Roy Emerton - the Jailor"

"Allan Jeayes - the Story Teller"

"Did you know that an ant has more intelligence than a hippopotamus? And that a grasshopper, in relation to his size, has more power in his hind legs than a kangaroo. Absolutely, fascinating! There's no doubt about it, animals are much more interesting than people."

"[singing] I do not understand the human race Has so little love for creatures with a different face. Treating animals like people is no madness or disgrace. I do not understand the human race."

"We'll play a little game I invented. One of us opens the atlas at random, sticks a pin in the open page, wherever it lands, that's where we go."

"[about learning goldfish] These fish languages, they really only work underwater. It's fascinating! The basic system is mouth movements and bubbles signals. At the moment, I can only make big bubbles and they keep on telling me I'm shouting."

"[singing] Well, it's true We do not live in a zoo But Man is an animal too. So why can't you, like me Like animals?"

"You know, bein' is prison is much the same as being on a boat. Except in prison there's less chance of drowning."

"You should never believe anybody who goes around telling the truth. They're not to be trusted."

"You've never seen anything like it in your life!"

"Join the FABULOUS CIRCUS with the ONLY PUSHMI-PULLYU in captivity"

"Ride across the sea inside the GIANT PINK SEA SNAIL!"

"The most joyous entertainment for the whole family!"

"Escape a Shipwreck and Travel on a Floating Island with CANNIBALS who Perform Shakespeare!"

"Fly across the world aboard the LUNAR MOTH!"

"Learn to talk in 500 animal languages from a parrot who speaks 1000!"

"Rex Harrison - Dr. John Dolittle"

"Anthony Newley - Matthew Mugg"

"William Dix - Tommy Stubbins"

"Samantha Eggar - Emma Fairfax"

"Richard Attenborough - Albert Blossom"

"Geoffrey Holder - William (Willie) Shakespeare X"

"This is a story about a man named Harold Crick. And his wristwatch."

"Harold Crick was a man of infinite numbers, endless calculations and incredibly few words."

"And although this was an extraordinary day—a day to be remembered for the rest of Harold's life — Harold just thought it was a Wednesday."

"As much as I would like to, I simply cannot throw Harold Crick off a building."

"Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death."

"Everyone thinks about leaping off a building."

"We're imagining car wrecks!"

"Pneumonia. That's an interesting way to die."

"Is this a joke?"

"I don't need a nicotine patch, Penny; I smoke cigarettes."

"Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method."

"Sometimes, when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, in routine and constancy... in hopelessness and tragedy, we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies. And fortunately when there aren't any cookies, we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin... or a kind and loving gesture... or a subtle encouragement... or a loving embrace or an offert of comfort. Not to mention hospital gurneys and nose plugs... and uneaten Danish... and soft-spoken secrets... and Fender Stratocasters... and maybe the occasional piece of fiction. And we must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are, in fact, here for a much larger and nobler cause: They are here to save our lives. I know the idea seems strange. But i also know that it just so happens to be true."

"The cookies were good. Thank you for forcing me to eat them."

"I am relieved to know I am not a golem."

"This may sound like gibberish, but I think I'm in a tragedy."

"SHUT UP! [narrator continues] No I'm not. I'm cursing you stupid voice; so shut up and leave me alone!"

"I left my thimble and Socialist reading material at home."

"I brought you flours."

"Alright, who just said "Harold just counted brush strokes"?"

"You have to die. It's a masterpiece."

"No one wants to die Harold, unfortunately we do. Harold, Harold listen to me. Harold, you will die, some day, some time; heart failure at the bank, choke on a mint. Some long drawn-out disease you've contracted on vacation, you will die. You will absolutely die. Even if you avoid this death, another will find you. And I guarantee, that it won't be nearly as poetic or as meaningful as what she's written. I'm sorry but it's ... it's the nature of all tragedies Harold. The hero dies, and the story goes on forever."

"Aren't you relieved to know you're not a Golem?"

"It's been a very revealing 10 seconds."

"'Little did he know', That means there's something he doesn't know, which means there's something you don't know, did you know that?"

"Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the Emperor saying he's visiting is plot. Having your apartment eaten by a wrecking ball ... is something else entirely. Harold, you don't control your fate."

"Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."

"Get bent, taxman!"

"Apology accepted. But only because you stammered."

"Anarchists have a group? ... They assemble? ... Wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose?"

"Harold Crick isn't ready to go. Period."

"Truth is stranger than fiction."

"He's not crazy. He's just written that way."

"Harold Crick isn't ready to go. Full Stop."

"Will Ferrell - Harold Crick"

"Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel"

"Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert"

"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Ana Pascal"

"Queen Latifah - Penny Escher"

"Tony Hale - Dave"

"Tom Hulce - Dr. Cayly"

"Linda Hunt - Dr. Mittag-Leffler"

"Kristin Chenoweth as Book Channel host"

"[to Oodie] No. Down. Down dumb dog."

"Hey! Nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me!"

"Surf's up! Gravity, do your thang!"

"All right, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew. And, rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck."

"Canines, felines and "vermines", it's showtime!"

"Bill Murray — Voice of Garfield"

"Breckin Meyer — Jon Arbuckle"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt — Liz Wilson"

"Stephen Tobolowsky — Happy Chapman / Walter J. Chapman"

"Evan Arnold — Wendell"

"Mark Lawrence — Christopher Mello"

"Eve Brent — Mrs. Baker"

"Leyna Nguyen — Abby Shields"

"Nick Cannon — Voice of Louis"

"Alan Cumming — Voice of Sir Roland (a.k.a. Persnikitty)"

"David Eigenberg — Voice of Nermal"

"Brad Garrett — Voice of Luca"

"Jimmy Kimmel — Voice of Spanky"

"Debra Messing — Voice of Arlene"

"Richard Kind — Voice of Dad Rat"

"Debra Jo Rupp — Voice of Mom Rat"

"Wyatt Smith Jordan Kaiser Alyson Stoner — Voices of Kid Rats"

"The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret."

"Darn this stuff!"

"[to Peg] Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies."

"Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places."

"[last words] Hey! I said, "Stay away from her!" [Enraged, Edward stabs him in the stomach and pushes him out of a window to his death]"

"His scars run deep."

"The story of an uncommonly gentle man."

"Innocence is what he knows. Beauty is what she sees."

"Edward Was Here...."

"His story will touch you, even though he can't."

"The Director Of "Batman" & "Beetlejuice" Invites You To Meet His Newest Creation:"

"Edward lived alone where he could hurt no one and no one could hurt him. Until the day the Avon Lady came calling..."

"Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands"

"Winona Ryder - Kim Boggs"

"Dianne Wiest - Peg Boggs"

"Anthony Michael Hall - Jim"

"Kathy Baker - Joyce Monroe"

"Vincent Price - The Inventor"

"Alan Arkin - Bill Boggs"

"Robert Oliveri - Kevin Boggs"

"Conchata Ferrell - Helen"

"Susan Blommaert - Tinka"

"Caroline Aaron - Marge"

"Dick Anthony Williams - Officer Allen"

"O-Lan Jones - Esmeralda"

"No capers? But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? Why don't they eat out of a trough? [He rings a counter-bell, looking around at the diner's customers] Alright! Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back?"

"Yeah, I was on top once, too. And there's only one way to go from there, and that's down, baby! Down!"

"I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse."

"Hasta la vista, you little rat bastard!"

"Pop's lucky string! That son of a bitch ate it!"

"[when Lars accidentally hits Ernie with a broom] What are you doing, ya stupid nitwit?!"

"[when Lars accidentally smacks Ernie's hand with a hammer] Are you trying to kill me?!!"

"[holding a tiny box, addressed to Fidel Castro in Havana, Cuba] Aw... I forgot to put holes in the box! [He chuckles evilly]"

"[Upon seeing the box, returned for insufficient postage] I told you, you should have weighed him."

"[Doing taste tests with the mouse] Here you go, knock yourself out. [The mouse takes a bite of the string cheese and throws it down] No good, huh? Otis, more curry! [He gives him the next string cheese] Okay, try this one. [The mouse eats it all up] Eh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've also got a great idea for a caviar-brie swirl and a peanut butter and jelly-provolone for the kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who have used a mouse as a spokesperson and it seemed to work out pretty well..."

"[quoting his father] A world without string... is chaos."

"Ernie, It's Christmas. Instead of dwelling what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have."

"[explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him] She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films."

"[as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun] Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars relents] You're doing a wonderful job."

"[Lars points to the hole on the floor] Look! You blew a hole in the floor!"

"The funniest movie of the year!"

"Who's hunting who?"

"The Mouse Never Dies"

"The squeak shall inherit the earth."

"You don't need to be big to be a hero."

"Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz"

"Lee Evans as Lars Smuntz"

"Vicki Lewis as April Smuntz"

"Maury Chaykin as Alexander Falko"

"Eric Christmas as Ernie and Lars' lawyer"

"Michael Jeter as Quincy Thorpe"

"Debra Christofferson as Ingrid"

"Camilla Søeberg as Hilde"

"Ian Abercrombie as the auctioneer"

"Annabelle Gurwitch as Roxanne Atkins"

"Eric Poppick as Theodore Plumb, the banker"

"Ernie Sabella as Maury"

"William Hickey as Rudolf Smuntz"

"Christopher Walken as Caesar"

"Cliff Emmich as Mayor McKrinkle"

"Frank Welker as Mouse, Catzilla"

"All these years, all these memories, there was you. You pulled me through time."

"There's no hope for us here. There is only death."

"I am sorry, Father. For you there is only death. But our destiny is with life!"

"Death is a disease. Its like any other. And there's a cure, a cure — and I will find it."

"I'm here for her."

"It's all done except the last chapter. I want you to help me. Finish it."

"You do. You will."

"Together we will live forever."

"For every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by morning light."

"Lord of Xibalba: Death is the road to awe."

"Grand Inquisitor Silecio: Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But, fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul."

"Death as an act of creation."

"Death frees every soul."

"What if you could live forever?"

"Death is the road to awe."

"Hugh Jackman as Tomas, Tommy, Tom Creo"

"Rachel Weisz as Isabel, Izzi Creo"

"Ellen Burstyn as Dr. Lillian Guzetti"

"When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake."

"Boy, I screwed up. I'm in dog Heaven!"

"A place where we all go can't be bad, can it girl?"

"Annie, I'm here. I still exist."

"Is that a kind of occupational hazard of soul mates — one's not much without the other?"

"What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven't seen before."

"A whole human life is just a heartbeat here in Heaven. Then we'll all be together forever."

"That's when I realized I'm part of the problem. Not because I remind you. But because I couldn't join you. So I left you alone. Don't give up, okay?"

"There's a man Ian never got to know, the man he was growing up to be. He's a good-looking clear-eyed fella... about 25. I can see him. He's the type of guy men want to be around, because he has integrity, you know? He has character. You can't fake that. And he's a guy women want to be around, too. Because there's tenderness in him... respect... and loyalty, and courage. And women respond to that. Makes him a terrific husband, this guy. I see him as a father. That's where he really shines. See, when he looks in his kid's eyes and that kid knows that his dad really, really sees him... he sees who he is. Then that child knows that he is an amazing person. He's quite a guy... that he'll never get to meet. I wish I had."

"If I was going through fucking HELL, I'd only want one person in the whole goddamn world by my side."

"What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not."

"Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves. I know I can't. But I can forgive you."

"I found you in Hell, don't you think I can find you in Jersey!?"

"Sometimes, when you win, you lose."

"He was a coward! Being strong, not giving up, it was just his place to hide. He pushed away the pain so hard, disconnected himself from the person he loved the most... Sometimes, when you win, you lose."

"I'm sorry, babe, but there's some things I have to say. I've only got a few moments left. I'm sorry for all the things I'll never give you. I'll never buy you another meatball sub with extra sauce — that was a big one! I'll never make you smile. I just wanted us to be old together, just two old farts laughin' at each other as our bodies fell apart, together at the end by that lake in your painting. That was our Heaven, see? There's lots of things to miss: books, naps, kisses, and fights! God, we had some great ones. Thank you for those. Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts. For your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. You were my life. I apologize for every time I failed you. Especially this one."

"Well, that's my role. To bring adventure to your life."

"A whole family lost to car crashes. Enough to make a person buy a bike."

"Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier than I am. He thinks you're therapy. He figures if two babies can hammer me into a Psycho ward, what will I do with this? He is so stupid. He's so stupid that he thinks he pulled me through the breakdown when it was Christy. Always. Only Chris. I was looking through his postcards. Paintings were his obsession. He used art as another way to love me, to help me. To keep us always together."

"Chris, "here" is big enough for everyone to have their own private universe."

"Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?"

"Your brain is meat, and rots and disappears. Do you really think that's all there was to you? Like you're in your house right now. You're in your house, that doesn't mean you are your house. House falls down, you get out and walk away."

"You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill ya, huh? No, in Hell there's real danger. Of losing your mind."

"Elevator to Hell. Going up."

"This is the guy who doesn't give up?"

"After life there is more. The end is just the beginning."

"Robin Williams — Chris Nielsen"

"Annabella Sciorra — Annie Nielsen"

"Cuba Gooding, Jr. — Albert Lewis"

"Max von Sydow - The Tracker"

"Jessica Brooks Grant - Marie Nielsen"

"Josh Paddock - Ian Nielsen"

"Rosalind Chao - Leeona"

"[Referring to his son Tyler, who accidentally killed himself with his father's service weapon] No one should ever have to outlive their own child."

"[Asking the Abydonians if they've seen Daniel anywhere] I don't suppose the word "dweeb" means anything to you guys."

"[Looking for Daniel] I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues."

"[Skaara attempts to touch O'Neil's weapon] NO! Dangerous…"

"(to a Jaffa (Anubis) who he's fighting) Give my regards to King Tut, asshole! (activates the teleport rings, crushing Anubis)"

"If anyone has anything to say, now is the time to say it. [Daniel sneezes]"

"[Last line of the film] I'll be seeing you around… Doctor Jackson."

"[An enemy pulls off his hood, revealing him to a room full of enemies, he winks] How ya doin'? Hmm? [Shoots the enemy several times, killing him and starting a battle]"

"[The audience abruptly and indignantly files out of Dr. Jackson's lecture.] Is there a lunch or something...?"

"[Dr. Jackson is correcting other scientists' translations from the cover stone.] It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE"."

"(On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid."

"(to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to."

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"[Eats a cooked alien creature] It tastes like chicken.. That [Points towards the food] tastes like [Makes childish chicken noises]"

"Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth..."

"Well, the translation of the inner track is wrong. Must've used Budge. I don't know why they keep reprinting his books."

"Sealed and buried for all time is the key to mankind's future."

"It will take you a million light years from home. But will it bring you back?"

"They were prepared for danger. They expected the unknown. But they could never have imagined...what was THERE."

"Behold. Beware. Believe."

"An amazing find. An extraordinary journey."

"Kurt Russell – Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil"

"James Spader – Dr. Daniel Jackson"

"Jaye Davidson as Ra"

"Viveca Lindfors – Catherine Langford, Ph.D."

"Leon Rippy – General West"

"John Diehl – Lieutenant Kawalsky"

"Mili Avital – Sha'uri"

"Alexis Cruz – Skaara"

"Erick Avari – 'Good Father' Kasuf"

"French Stewart – Lieutenant Ferretti"

"Richard Kind - Dr. Gary Meyers."

"Rae Allen - Dr. Barbara Shore"

"Derek Webster - Lieutenant Brown"

"Gianin Loffler – Nabeh"

"Christopher John Fields – Freeman"

"Carlos Lauchu - Anubis"

"Djimon Hounsou - Horus"

"Jack Moore - Senior Airman Reilly"

"Steve Giannelli - Lieutenant Porro"

""The great work begins" was first written by psychoanalyst Carl G. Jung in 1918, and can be found in The Red Book\Liber Novus page 211. This line appears, contained within the introduction, under the header The Way To the Self, in which Jung includes a dialogue between the unconscious self and the Soul:"

"I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?"

"Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared,............. love, friendships, relationships. All those ships."

"Would you marry me when we are seventy? You have nothing to lose."

"I like your boobs. I think they're very friendly and unpretentious."

"Are you trying to mock me on the air?"

"P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose. [plays drums] Fascinating!"

"I like it when you cry, because it means you have to wear your glasses. No, actually I don't like it when you cry. I find it horrible. Especially when it's not for me."

"I love her because she makes things. You know? She makes things with her hands. It's as if her synapses was married directly to her fingers. [wiggles fingers] Like this. In this way."

"This girl is at once all the women that broke my heart. She is so beautiful and generous and she is asking me to leave because she is dumping me. She is dumping me because I am a cheap drug dealer. And I am a drug dealer because she wants to leave me."

"I am collecting beautiful objects. A pair of shoes. Some glasses. Telephone. Typewriter. They are made from wool and felt. With apparent stitches. Their delicate, unfinished appearance is friendly. And they are quiet."

"No, I can't speak French with you. I'm too shy. The only thing I can say is: "I like your tit. It erects me in my pants.""

"Well in my case the problem is that I don't have a girlfriend. And I'm not dead."

"Stephanie, can you hold my hand? I cannot sleep...She takes it."

"I'm exhausted, I'm going to wake up now."

"(1:06:11): Distraction is an obstruction to the construction."

"(1:20:48): Things will turn out the way you want, if you could just stop doubting that I love you. Call me home, next door. Doot. Doot. Doot. Doot."

"Close your eyes. Open your heart."

"In dreams emotions are overwhelming."

"Gael García Bernal - Stéphane Miroux"

"Charlotte Gainsbourg - Stéphanie"

"Alain Chabat - Guy"

"Miou-Miou - Christine Miroux"

"Pierre Vaneck - Mr. Pouchet"

"Emma de Caunes - Zoé"

"Aurélia Petit - Martine"

"Sacha Bourdo - Serge"

"The say that a long, long time ago, in an underground kingdom, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamt of the human world. She dreamt of the blue sky, the soft breeze and the brilliant sun. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the sunlight blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. The princess forgot who she was, and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness and pain. After years passed, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning..."

"And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look."

"[to Mercedes] Have you seen my mother? Isn't she beautiful?"

"[to the giant toad] Hello. I am Princess Moanna, and I am not afraid of you."

"[to the giant toad] Aren’t you ashamed? Living down here, eating all the pill bugs and getting fat while the tree dies?"

"I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain."

"We catch one and he turns out to be a stutterer. Fuck! We'll be here all night."

"Forward [to battle]... No fear! This is the only deserving way to die."

"Carmen: The captain has been so good to us... Please, Ofelia, call him father. It's just a word, Ofelia, just a word."

"Garcés: [surrounded by men, Mercedes holds the paring knife against her throat] If anyone is going to kill you, I'd rather it be me."

"Mercedes: [to Vidal] I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!"

"Innocence Has A Power Evil Cannot Imagine."

"What happens when make-believe believes it's real?"

"Dare to enter."

"In darkness, there can be light. In misery, there can be beauty. In death, there can be life."

"Ivana Baquero - Ofelia"

"Sergi López - Capitán Vidal"

"Maribel Verdú - Mercedes"

"Doug Jones - Pan/Pale Man"

"Ariadna Gil - Carmen Vidal"

"Álex Angulo - Dr. Ferreiro"

"Manolo Solo - Garcés"

"César Vea - Serrano"

"Roger Casamajor - Pedro"

"[To his son Jack, thwarting him banging on airplane window on on flight] What the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child?"

"[While trying to swat Tinkerbell] Fire fly from hell! Big damn bug!"

"[Trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell] You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was. I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties; I was an accountant."

"[To a pirate who admires his boots] I think you can get them at Armani."

"Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me."

"[After Rufio draws his sword] Okay, Mister. All right. Show's over. You put that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!"

"Oh, “Rufio?”, Why don't you go suck on a dead dog's nose!"

"[To Jack, while fighting the pirates] Jack, you won't believe this: I found my happy thought. It took me three days, then guess what happened when I did? Up I went! You know what my happy thought was? [He flies towards Jack, smiling lovingly] It was you!"

"It's Hook or me this time."

"[Unearthing his cell phone in snow before the statue of Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens park] Wow. [Opens it and holds it to his ear] Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh, huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. [Hangs up] Pssh, "Why?""

"[Seeing Tinkerbell defeating the pirates] Are you related to Mighty Mouse?"

"[Voiceover] Thank you for believing."

"Here comes Pan! Hook, no...!"

"Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it."

"Hello children. Comfy? Cozy?"

"And you'd better deliver, Miss Bell, or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you."

"Revenge is Mine."

"He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die."

"Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate, I hate, I hate Peter Pan!"

"[The pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No- no- no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [To the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?"

"Are you ready for me, Peter? Come on. Humor the Hook!"

"You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children."

"What would the world be like without Captain Hook?"

"Fools, James Hook is Neverland! [Corners Peter and prepares to impale him with his hook] Whenever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan.""

"[Last words] I want my mommy!"

"So, Peter... you've become a pirate."

"[Maggie says that Jack told her Wendy is not the "real" Wendy] Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is? That is the same window and this is the same room where we made up bedtime stories telling about Peter, Neverland, and scary old Captain Hook. But did you know that Mr. Barrie... well, Sir James, our neighbor, he loved our stories so much that he wrote them all down in a book... oh dear me... eighty years ago."

"[Peter remembers the last time he came for Wendy] Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago."

"Smee, Smee. What about Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?"

"[Ringing bell] If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick!"

"[A man sweeping garbage in a London park looks suspiciously like Mr. Smee] [to Peter, who is laying down in the snow] Hallo! Having trouble with the missus? Well, you will have by the time you get home."

"Good morning, Neverland! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast asleep! [LaughS] Thank you!! Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook!"

"It's time for Smee."

"[To Hook, who doesn't believe Peter's the real Peter Pan] He's Peter Pan alright, Captain... He's just been away from Neverland so long, his mind's been "Junk-tified." He's forgotten everything."

"[To Peter, who's climbing to rescue his children] Fly! I know it's you!"

"[To Peter ordering him to stop being a child] But I am a child."

"[On all fours on the floor] Lost. Lost. [To Peter] I've lost my marbles."

"Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack. Hook is back."

"[In tears, after Peter fails to fly] It is true, then. You did grow up. I drank poison for you. You used to call me "Tink." Have you forgotten everything?"

"[To Peter, who's climbing to rescue his children] Be the Pan you are. Fly. Fly. Think a happy thought."

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting."

"[Pressing on Peter's face to smooth the wrinkles and see if it's really him, and finally pulling the corners of his lips up to make him smile] Oh, there you are, Peter!"

"Rufi-o-o-o-o!"

"You are the Pan."

"[Repeatedly] Bangarang!"

"That's the game."

"[On P.A.] For now, please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight."

"What if Peter Pan grew up?"

"Peter Pan just got BIG!"

"Lawyer, Father, Legend"

"Dustin Hoffman as Captain James Hook"

"Robin Williams as Peter Banning/Peter Pan"

"Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell"

"Bob Hoskins as Smee/Garbage Sweeper"

"Maggie Smith as Granny Wendy Moira Angela Darling"

"Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning"

"Charlie Korsmo as Jack Banning"

"Amber Scott as Maggie Darling"

"Dante Basco as Rufio"

"Arthur Malet as Tootles"

"Raushan Hammond as Thud Butt"

"Isaiah Robinson as Pockets"

"Laurel Cronin as Liza (housekeeper)"

"Glenn Close as Gutless (cameo)"

"Phil Collins as Police Detective (cameo)"

"Carrie Fisher and George Lucas as Couple kissing in distance when Tinkerbell takes Peter to Neverland"

"At the center of the universe, at the border between the light and the dark stands Castle Grayskull. For countless ages, the Sorceress of Grayskull has kept this universe in harmony, but the armies of darkness do not rest, and the capture of Grayskull is ever most in their minds. For with those that control Grayskull come the Power. The power to be supreme, the power to be almighty, the power to be... Masters of the Universe."

"People of Eternia, the war is over. My forces are victorious. The Sorceress of Grayskull is my prisoner, and her powers are now joined with mine! Let this be my first decree. Those who do not pledge themselves to me, shall be destroyed! The new age begins."

"Everything comes to he who waits... and I have waited so very long for this moment."

"He-Man lives and possesses that key. I must possess all, or I possess nothing."

"Stay where you are, He-Man! One more move and your friends will not live to see another day! I give you a choice. Return with me to Eternia as my slave and save their despicable lives, or perish with them on this primitive and tasteless planet. Surrender your sword!"

"Not the way to treat you beloved ruler. Throw down your weapons or you die!"

"People of Eternia, I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to receive the powers of Grayskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now, I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! Yes! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me. Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people - They are nothing to me - the universe is power, pure, unstoppable power - and I am that force, I am that power! Kneel before your master... [He-Man refuses]... Fool! You are no longer my equal. I am more than man, more than life! I am a god! Now. You... will... kneel! Kneel!"

"Where are they? Where are your friends now? Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?"

"[last lines] I'll be back!"

"Evil-Lyn: Outnumbered? Outclassed is more like it."

"Blade [sword-fighting with He-Man] I've waited a long time for this!"

"Detective Lubic: Nobody takes pot shots at Lubic!"

"Detective Lubic: The only thing I will miss about Earth is the World Series."

"A battle fought in the stars. Now... comes to Earth."

"The live-action motion picture."

"Only the universe could hold adventure this big!"

"I love Miss Andrews, everyone does. If I was just a few years older."

"Sam's diary: They say there's always someone in a relationship who loves more. Oh God I wish it wasn't me."

"I don't wanna be adored, I wanna be loved."

"The way you love me, vanish all the tears."

"Jennifer Love Hewitt - Samantha Andrews"

"Paul Nicholls - Ian Wyndham"

"Tom Wilkinson - Taxi Driver"

"Diana Hardcastle - Claire"

"Lucy Davenport - Lottie"

"Roy Sampson - Dunbar"

"Warn them somehow got to We've!"

"Easy Take It!"

"Not That's Fair!"

"We help your need!"

"Outta get let's here!"

"Quick light the place on fire!"

"Monsters! Yipes more!"

"I say we attack..."

"I say we ripped the painting up."

"Fear not, Terri baby! I'll save us."

"Now let's get you back home, Abe baby!"

"Awful?! I think it's neat!"

"Gimme a break!"

"Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer!"

"If you want a real scare, you should try spending all night in the house that dripped crud!"

"Anthony Newley - Captain Manzini"

"Mackenzie Astin - Dodger"

"Katie Barberi - Tangerine"

"Ron MacLachlan - Juice"

"J.P. Amateau - director's son, - Wally"

"Marjory Graue - Blythe"

"John Herman Shaner - Police officer"

"Patty Lloyd - Foster mother"

"John Cade - Bartender"

"Phil Fondacaro - Greaser Greg"

"Debbie Lee Carrington - Valerie Vomit"

"Kevin Thompson - Ali Gator"

"Robert Bell - Foul Phil"

"Larry Green - Nat Nerd"

"Arturo Gil - Windy Winston"

"Sue Rossitto - Messy Tessie"

"The Ring is mine! ( no audio )"

"And thus it was a Fourth Age of Middle-earth began. And the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended."

"Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight: We were home."

"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand...there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold."

"I do not fear death."

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!"

"For Frodo."

"[after being crowned as King of Gondor] This day does not belong to one man, but to all. Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace."

"[last words to the four Hobbits of the Fellowship, following Mordor's defeat] My friends...you bow to no one."

"[To Pippin, in the extended edition] They guard it because they have hope. Faith and fading hope that one day it will flower. That a king will come and this city will be as it once was before it fell into decay. The old wisdom that was borne out of the West was forsaken. Kings made tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high, cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the people of Gondor fell into ruin. The line of Kings failed, the White Tree withered, and the rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men."

"[to Pippin]: Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. [hesitates] In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took."

"We come to it at last; the great battle of our time."

"The board is set. The pieces are moving."

"Send these foul beasts into the abyss!"

"This is no place for a Hobbit!"

"[after Pippin kills an Orc] Guard of the Citadel, indeed."

"[to soldiers panicking from the attacking Ringwraiths] Hold them back! Do not give into fear! Stand to your posts! FIGHT!"

"You are soldiers of Gondor! No matter what comes through those gates, you will stand your ground!"

"There's plenty for the both of us. May the best dwarf win."

"[after Legolas takes down an oliphaunt and its crew] That still only counts as one!"

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

"[after Aragorn kills the envoy at the Black Gate; extended edition only] I guess that concludes negotiations..."

"They cursed us. 'Murderer', they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away! And we wept, precious. We wept to be so alone. And we forgot the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My precious."

"Naughty little fly! Why does it cry? Caught in a web! Soon you'll be...eaten."

"Clever hobbits to climb so high!"

"[to Shelob, who's caught Frodo] Let him go, you filth! Let him go! You will not touch him again! Come here and finish it!"

"[kills an Orc] That's for Frodo! [kills another Orc] That's for the Shire! [kills the third Orc] And that's for my old Gaffer!!!"

"[to Frodo in Mount Doom] Give me your hand! Take my hand! No! Don't you let go. Don't let go. Reach!"

"[last lines] Well, I'm back."

"Denethor: [to Gandalf before dropping the torch to set himself and Faramir on fire; extended edition only] You may triumph on the field of battle for a day, but against the power that is risen in the East, there is no victory!"

"Arwen: From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king."

"Legolas: [talking to Aragorn] The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East, a sleepless malice...The Eye of the Enemy is moving. [reacts with horror as he senses Pippin looking into the Palantir] He is here!"

"Éomer: [to Éowyn, about Merry] You know as little of war as that Hobbit. When the fear takes him, and the blood, and the screams, and the horrors of battle take hold, do you think he would stand and fight? He would flee. And it would be right to do so. War is the province of Men, Éowyn."

"Theoden: Reform the line. Reform the line! Sound the charge; take them head on! Charge!!"

"Gothmog: The Age of Men is over. The time of the Orc has come."

"Elijah Wood - Frodo Baggins"

"Ian McKellen - Gandalf the White"

"Liv Tyler - Arwen Undómiel"

"Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn"

"Sean Astin - Samwise Gamgee"

"Cate Blanchett - Galadriel"

"John Rhys-Davies - Gimli"

"Bernard Hill - King Théoden"

"Christopher Lee - Saruman the White"

"Billy Boyd - Pippin Took"

"Dominic Monaghan - Merry Brandybuck"

"Orlando Bloom - Legolas Greenleaf"

"Hugo Weaving - Lord Elrond"

"Miranda Otto - Éowyn"

"David Wenham - Faramir"

"Brad Dourif - Grima Wormtongue"

"Karl Urban - Éomer"

"John Noble - Denethor"

"Andy Serkis - Sméagol/Gollum"

"Ian Holm - Bilbo Baggins"

"Sean Bean - Boromir"

"Lawrence Makoare - Witch-King"

"Paul Norell - King of the Dead"

"Marton Csokas - Celeborn"

"Craig Parker - Guritz"

"Joel Tolbeck - Orc Lieutentant"

"Bruce Spence - Mouth of Sauron"

"John Bach - Madril"

"Alistair Browning - Damrod"

"Sadwyn Brophy - Eldarion"

"Bret McKenzie - Elf Escort"

"Thomas Robins - Deagol"

"A King Will Return."

"The Beginning of the End of All Things."

"The Fate of a Hobbit Lies in His Hands."

"This Christmas. The Journey Ends."

"There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice."

"For Middle-Earth, and For the Fellowship!"

"Rohan, realm of the horse lords. There is something evil at work in these lands. Something evil gives speed to these creatures and sets its will against us."

"It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the World of Men."

"Show them no mercy... for you shall receive none!"

"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."

"The coming of Merry and Pippin will be like the falling of small stones that starts an avalanche in the mountains."

"Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm."

"I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!"

"Three hundred lives of men I've walked this earth and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."

"Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift. The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle Earth is about to begin."

"The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves!"

"We swears to serve the master of the precious. We'll swear on...on the precious!"

"We be nice to them, if they be nice to us."

"It's me. It's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam?"

"It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something...That there's some good in the world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

"The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard...and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers? Together, my Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-Earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. The forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the Orc. We have only to remove those who oppose us."

"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none alive! To war! There will be no dawn...for Men."

"Your leech-craft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!"

"So it begins."

"So much death... what can Men do against such reckless hate?"

"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red dawn!"

"Elrond: He will come to death, an image of the splendour of the kings of men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt, as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent."

"Faramir: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality."

"Frodo: This is Sting. You've seen it before, haven't you... Gollum. Release him, or I'll cut your throat!"

"Gimli: Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest! Nor a sign of a quarry of what a bare rock can tell!"

"Gimli: I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!"

"Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin."

"Treebeard: It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say."

"Treebeard: Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut and acorn."

"Uglúk: I don't take orders from orc maggots."

"Elijah Wood - Frodo Baggins"

"Ian McKellen - Gandalf the White"

"Liv Tyler - Arwen Undómiel"

"Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn"

"Sean Astin - Samwise "Sam" Gamgee"

"Cate Blanchett - Galadriel"

"John Rhys-Davies - Gimli / Treebeard (voice)"

"Bernard Hill - King Théoden"

"Christopher Lee - Saruman the White"

"Billy Boyd - Pippin Took"

"Dominic Monaghan - Merry Brandybuck"

"Orlando Bloom - Legolas Greenleaf"

"Miranda Otto - Éowyn"

"David Wenham - Faramir"

"Andy Serkis - Sméagol / Gollum (voice)"

"Sean Bean - Boromir"

"Karl Urban - Eomer"

"Craig Parker - Haldir"

"John Noble - Denethor"

"John Bach - Madril"

"MTV Award speech by Andy Serkis and Gollum/Sméagol (May 2003)"

"The Battle for Middle-earth Begins."

"The Journey Continues."

"The Fellowship Is Broken."

"A New Power is Rising."

"Save the Precious."

"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)"

"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)"

"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)"

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)"

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)"

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)"

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)"

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)"

"I have four sisters. And I'd trade them all in for a good dog."

"What's so great about being serious all the time anyway?"

"[Leslie has died and Jesse's father tries to comfort him] Is it like The Bible says? Is she going to Hell?"

"[seeing Jesse smiling at Ms. Edmonds, bends down] Take a picture. Lasts longer."

"Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open."

"We rule Terabithia, and nothing crushes us!"

"You are who you are, not your parents."

"[Jesse tries to hand Leslie the fake letter to Janice Avery] You have to write. Boy’s handwriting sucks. No offense."

"[on the ride back from church, about Christianity] You have to believe it, and you hate it. I don't have to believe it, and I think it's beautiful."

"I check my air... I don't have as much time as I need to see everything, but that's what makes it so special."

"Mrs. Myers: If any of you try to download this essay, you will be downloaded into detention."

"Mrs. Myers: Jesse Aarons! I got it from your sisters. I certainly do not need it from you!"

"Leslie Burke, May Belle Aarons, Little Kids: [chanting] Free the pee! Free the pee! Free the pee!"

"Bill Burke: She loved you, you know."

"Bill Burke: Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing - Teddy Roosevelt said that, not me."

"Jack Aarons: She brought you something special when she came here, didn't she? That's what you hold on to. That's how you keep her alive."

"May Belle Aarons: [To Leslie] If you don't believe in the bible, God'll damn you to hell when you die!"

"I knew I would never see her again."

"I had won. I was trying to smile but it was the smile of desolation. Inside, I felt only the pity and the terror and the waste of it all. Everyone I had ever loved, and who ever loved me — all gone... all gone down..."

"They say that when you're unhappy, time slows to a crawl. On the other hand, when your happy ... my childhood must have been very happy, for it was over in a flash."

"I'll kill you anyway I can, Vortigern...but I will kill you."

"Only one tear was shed for Vortigern, and his pride had cast it away. He paid for it with his life."

"Things fall apart, they say. Uther had betrayed me, killed Cornwall. But then, I'd betrayed Igraine by helping Uther seduce her. So the wheel of life turns - one betrayal leads to another and another. The innocent die. It haunted me for the rest of my life."

"A reputation is like glass, once cracked it can never be repaired."

"I was his tutor. I didn't teach him magic. I taught him ethics and morals. It is much more difficult, believe me."

"[announcing to minions] This is Merlin, who have come to save us, and bring the people back to the Old Ways!"

"[ranting to Frik] I've totally given up on Merlin! I thought, perhaps, despite everything, he might come round in the end! [...] I wanted him to, so I fooled myself!"

"[during her and Merlin's final duel] I'll show you how weak I am!"

"And you can tell Her Royal High and Mighty Queen Mab that magic or no magic, if she harms you in any way, I'll have her guts for my boot laces."

"Magic has no power over the human heart."

"You've been sliding down the ladder of success so quickly these last few years you must have got splinters in your backside."

"[to Queen Mab] You are so cold! If I would punch you in the heart I'd break my fist."

"Good king. Bad king. You judge too easily Merlin. You will learn."

"It’s human to make mistakes Merlin, and part of you is human, the best part."

"My sister was right about one thing. When we are forgotten, we cease to exist."

"Father Abbot: Faith is Supreme, of course. But love is even better."

"King Arthur Pendragon: I don't know what I'll do or what I'll become. Only know what I am."

"Frik: Handsome is as handsome does. What does that mean? I never really understood the phrase."

"Vortigern: That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think."

"Morgan Le Fay: Oh, you would think of the future, Merlin. Because the past is too painful."

"Morgan Le Fay: Beauty is always only an illusion, Merlin. Didn't you know that?"

"Morgan Le Fay: You see, Merlin? You took my family away from me. Now, I have new one."

"Mordred: Die, dear Auntie Mab? That's the last thing I should do."

"Sam Neill — Merlin"

"Helena Bonham Carter — Morgan Le Fay"

"Miranda Richardson — Mab, Queen of the Old Ways/The Lady of the Lake"

"John Gielgud — King Constant"

"Martin Short — Frik"

"Paul Curran — King Arthur Pendragon"

"Jason Done — Mordred"

"Rutger Hauer — King Vortigern"

"Isabella Rossellini — Nimue"

"Mark Jax — King Uther Pendragon"

"Jeremy Sheffield — Sir Lancelot du Lac"

"Daniel Brocklebank — Young Merlin"

"Lena Headey — Queen Guinevere"

"James Earl Jones-The Mountain King"

"[To Finney] I have a question for you, sir. Is time travel possible?"

"[Reading about Elise] One of the most revered actresses of the American stage, for many years, she was the theater's greatest box-office draw. Under the guidance of her manager William Fawcett Robinson, Elise McKenna was the first American actress to create a mystique in the public's eye. Never seen in public in her later years. Apparently without an offstage life, the absolute quintessence of seclusion."

"[Cryptically to Richard, as an old woman on the night of her death, prompting him to wonder who she was, and to eventually discover a photograph of her as a young woman.] Come back to me."

"The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognize you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way I can tell you how my life have changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say... I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you." Such would I say to him if he were really here."

"[To Richard as he walks up to her by the lake] Is it you?"

"[To Elise] Now, tomorrow night's performance. Remember, stay ahead of them. Keep the mystery, always mystery. Excess within control."

"[To Richard] Do you actually believe that I have nurtured her, cared for her, molded, taught, developed her for all these years merely to groom a wife?! A star. Only someone with the limit awareness of your age could possibly conceive that my entire passion for this woman is no more than physical! Are you incapable of understanding that she has it within herself to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest actress of her generation?"

"Laura Roberts: [seeing Elise return home] How is the play? Did you enjoy it? Are you all right?"

"Arthur Biehl: [seeing Richard dying] Such a fine man. What a shame. I wonder what happened to him."

"He sacrificed life in the present... to find love in the past."

"Beyond fantasy. Beyond obsession. Beyond time itself... he will find her."

"Someday in the past, he will find her..."

"Christopher Reeve - Richard Collier"

"Jane Seymour - Elise McKenna"

"Christopher Plummer - William Fawcett Robinson"

"Teresa Wright - Laura Roberts"

"Bill Erwin - Arthur Biehl"

"Susan French - Older Elise"

"George Voskovec - Dr. Gerard Finney"

"William H. Macy - Critic (as W. H. Macy)"

"George Wendt - Student"

"Here's the thing, I'm a feminist."

"I didn't mean to save you. They just pissed me off."

"On your way to a party? Or are you trying to promote hoodlums?"

"Don't touch my girl, fuckin' asshole!"

"Witness a battle no one has ever seen"

"A forest to hell comes alive with death."

"Beware the past, fight the present, fear the future"

"[announcing to all the Hogwarts students during the House Cup ceremony] Another year gone."

"There will be no wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few [looks at Malfoy], who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. [looks at Harry, who is taking notes] Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough... to not pay attention."

"Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch"."

"[about to begin the Quidditch match] Now I want a nice clean game! From all of you!"

"Let the Magic Begin."

"Journey Beyond Your Imagination."

"Let the Feast, Begin."

"Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter"

"Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley"

"Emma Watson as Hermione Granger"

"Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore"

"Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy"

"Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid"

"Alan Rickman as Severus Snape"

"Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall"

"Ian Hart as Professor Quirrell / Lord Voldemort (Voice)"

"[meeting Dobby for the first time as he enters his room] Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom."

"So a house-elf shows up in my bedroom, we can't get through the barrier to Platform 9 3/4, we almost get killed by a tree… Clearly, someone doesn't want me here this year."

"We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent."

"Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake."

"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

"[promising Dobby on one condition after freeing him from Lucius' service] Never try to save my life again."

"[as he and Harry are surrounded by the giant spiders] Where's Hermione when you need her?!"

""Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders!" If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! [the car backs up and drives away into the forest] I mean, what was the point of sending us in there?! What have we found out?"

""Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever". Ginny..."

""The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood."

"Let me introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award — but I don’t talk about that. I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!"

"[as he is carried out of the Chamber with Ron, Harry and Ginny by Fawkes] Amazing!!!! This is just like magic!!!!"

"It is not our abilities that show us what we truly are. It is our choices."

"Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"

"Harry, it was me. But I swear. I didn't mean to. Riddle made me, and– [Looks at Harry's wound from the basilisk he killed] Harry, you're hurt."

"[to Ron] I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?!"

"[swoops down towards Ron from the window she was sitting in] SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches her fist through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his head]"

"Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [Giggles] [Harry: [uncomfortably] Uh, thanks Myrtle.]"

"Yes, Potter, the process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead. And I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return. Very– much– alive."

"Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. [Harry holds the basilisk's fang over the diary] What are you doing? Stop! NO! [Harry stabs the diary again and again, causing the ink to bleed out; Riddle screams in rage and agony as he dissolves and explodes]"

"The Second Year Begins"

"Hogwarts is Back in Session"

"Dobby Has Come to Warn You, Sir"

"Something Evil Has Returned to Hogwarts"

"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!"

"The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened"

"Daniel Radcliffe - Harry James Potter"

"Rupert Grint - Ronald Bilius Weasley"

"Emma Watson - Hermione Jean Granger"

"Richard Harris - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore"

"Tom Felton - Draco Lucius Malfoy"

"Christian Coulson - Tom Marvolo Riddle"

"Alan Rickman - Severus Snape"

"Maggie Smith - Minerva McGonagall"

"Robbie Coltrane - Rubeus Hagrid"

"Bonnie Wright - Ginerva Molly Weasley"

"Kenneth Branagh - Gilderoy Lockhart"

"Julian Glover - Aragog (voice)"

"Mark Williams - Arthur Weasley"

"Toby Jones - Dobby the house-elf"

"Shirley Henderson - Moaning Myrtle"

"John Cleese - Nearly Headless Nick"

"Expecto patronum!"

"I broke the law. Underage wizards aren't allowed to use magic at home."

"He was their friend… and he betrayed them. [furiously] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! [vengefully] I hope he finds me. Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna KILL HIM!"

"[to Professor Lupin before he heads back to the Gryffindor dorm] Professor, just so you know, I don't think that map always works. Earlier, it showed someone in the castle… someone I know to be dead. [Lupin: Oh, really, and who might that be?] Peter Pettigrew."

"[Sirius: That was a noble thing you did back there. He doesn't deserve it.] Well, I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead, the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free."

"[seeing Sirius talking with his past version] You see Sirius talking to me there? He's asking me to come live with him. [Hermione: That's great.] When we free him, I'll never have to go back to the Dursleys. It'll just be me and him. We could live in the country, some place you can see the sky. I think he'll like that after all those years in Azkaban."

"[after Buckbeak saves him and Hermione from Werewolf Lupin] Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night."

"Honestly, Ron. How can somebody be in two places at once?"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"[holding the Marauder's Map] Lumos. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Mischief managed. Nox."

"Oh yeah, terribly funny. Really witty! God, this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes."

"[after scaring Buckbeak] It's killed me! It's killed me! You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken..."

"Dementors are vicious creatures. They'll not distinguish... between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore, I must warn each and every one of you, to give them no reason to harm you. It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know, happiness can be found... even in the darkest of times... if one only remembers to turn on the light."

"For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let him swim in the deepest of oceans or glide over the highest cloud."

"A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen."

"Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the dark tower. You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen. And you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime. If not, the consequences are too ghastly to discuss. If you succeed tonight, more than one innocent life may be spared."

"I actually have quite a pleasant disposition as a dog; so much so, in fact, that more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with, but the fleas...they're murder."

"[trying to stop Lupin from transforming into a werewolf] Remus, my old friend! Have you taken your potion tonight? You know the man you truly are, Remus! This heart is where you truly live! This heart here! This flesh is only flesh!"

"Come now, Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts."

"Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew... he destroyed him! A finger! That's all that was left, a finger! Nothing else."

"Aunt Marge: It's nothing to do with the father, it's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup."

"Sybill Trelawney: You see, the truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book, waiting to be read. But first, you must broaden your minds. First, you must look beyond."

"Have you seen this wizard?"

"Something wicked this way comes."

"Everything will change."

"The time has come."

"Mysteries will unfold."

"Secrets will be revealed."

"Character will be tested."

"Darkness will descend."

"Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter"

"Gary Oldman as Sirius Black"

"Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley"

"Emma Watson as Hermione Granger"

"David Thewlis as Professor Remus Lupin"

"Michael Gambon as Albus Dumbledore"

"Alan Rickman as Severus Snape"

"Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall"

"Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid"

"Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy"

"Timothy Spall as Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew"

"[To Ron] I didn't put my name in that cup. I don't want eternal glory. I just wanna be-- Look. I don't know what happened tonight and I don't know why. It just did. Okay?"

"[On attempting to ask girls out] Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one alone long enough to ask them?"

"[describing to Dumbledore about his dream of Voldemort, Wormtail and Barty Crouch Jr.] It was in the summer, before school. In the dream, I was in a house. And Voldemort was there, only he wasn't quite human. And Wormtail was there too. And (so was) Mr. Crouch's son. [Dumbledore: Have there been others like this dream?] Yes."

"He's back! He's back! Voldemort's back! Cedric, he asked me to bring his body back. I couldn't leave him-- not there!"

"It was like I'd fallen into one of my dreams… into one of my nightmares."

"[after Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody shows up] Half the cells in Azkaban are filled, thanks to him. He's supposed to be mad as a hatter, though, these days."

"This is mad. At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates."

"[after failing to ask out Fleur Delacour] There she was, walking by. You know how I like it when they walk. I couldn't help it. It just sort of slipped out."

"[Harry's name has appeared out of The Goblet of Fire making him a Triwizard Champion, making him bitter with jealousy; to Harry] How did you do it? Never mind, doesn't matter. But you should've let your best friend know though."

"[To Harry] You know Sirius will want to hear about this. What you saw at the World Cup and the dream."

"[Reading an article of "Harry Potter's Secret Heartache" on the Daily Prophet; infuriated] Look at this! I can't believe it. She's done it again. "Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taking this latest emotional blow.""

"I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!"

"Nagini tells me the old Muggle caretaker is standing just outside the door. Step aside, Wormtail, so I can give our guest a proper greeting. AVADA KEDAVRA!"

"[orders Wormtail to kill Cedric Diggory] Kill the spare."

"Harry. Oh, I'd almost forgotten you were here. Standing on the bones of my father. I'd introduce you, but word has it you're almost as famous as me these days. The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Shall I reveal what really happened that night thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? Yes, shall I? It was love. You see, when dear, sweet Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, she provided the ultimate protection. I could not touch him. It was old magic. Something I should have foreseen. But no matter, no matter. Things have changed. I CAN TOUCH YOU... NOW! [He places his finger on Harry's forehead lightning bolt scar, and Harry immediately screams out in agony, to Voldemort's cruel delight] Astonishing what a few drops of your blood will do, eh, Harry?"

"[as he roughly releases the scythe] Pick up your wand, Potter! I said, pick it up! Get up! Get up! [Harry gets his wand] You've been taught how to duel, I presume, yes? First, we bow to each other. [he bows, Harry does not] Come on now, Harry. The niceties must be observed. Dumbledore wouldn't want you to forget your manners, would he? I said, BOW! [uses a curse to make Harry bow] That's better, and now: Crucio! [Harry writhes on the grass in pain] Crucio! [the curse is lifted] Attaboy, Harry! Your parents would be proud. Especially your filthy Muggle mother!"

"I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you. [leans down to meet Harry's eyes] After tonight, no one will ever again question my powers. After tonight, if they speak of you, they'll speak only of how you begged for death... and I, being a merciful Lord, obliged. Get up! [Harry groans]"

"[as he fires the Killing Curse at the tombstone; shouting] Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT LEAVE YOUR EYES!"

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."

"This castle will not only be your home this year, but home to some very special guests as well."

"Please join me in welcoming the lovely ladies of the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and their headmistress, Madame Maxime. And now our friends from the north. Please greet the proud sons of Durmstrang and their high master, Igor Karkaroff."

"Eternal glory. That is what awaits the student who wins the Triwizard Tournament. But to do this, that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks."

"[revealing the Goblet of Fire from its casket with his wand] The Goblet of Fire. Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament, need only write their name upon a piece of parchment, and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly. If chosen, there's no turning back. As from this moment, the Triwizard Tournament has begun."

"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?!"

"Now the moment you've all been waiting for: The champion selection."

"Excellent! We now have three champions. But in the end, only one will go down in history. Only one will hoist the chalice of champions, this vessel of victory; the Triwizard Cup!"

"Three of our champions have now faced their dragons, and so each one of them will proceed to the next task. And now our fourth and final contestant."

"Welcome to the second task. Last night, something was stolen from each of our champions. A treasure of sorts. These four treasures, one for each champion, now lie on the bottom of the Black Lake. In order to win, each champion need only find their treasure and return to the surface. Simple enough, except for this: They will have but one hour to do so, and one hour only. After that, they'll be on their own. No magic will save them. You may begin at the sound of the cannon."

"A true leader does what is right, no matter what others think."

"[consoling Harry after he escapes Voldemort in the graveyard and returns with Cedric's dead body] It's all right, Harry. It's all right. He's home, you both are."

"[In the great hall speaking to the staff and students of his eulogy speech for Cedric Diggory] Today, we acknowledge… a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard-working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Now I think, therefore, you (all) have the right to know exactly how he died. You see… Cedric Diggory was murdered… by Lord Voldemort! The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this, but not to do so, I think, would be an insult to his memory. Now, the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me... reminds us, that while we may come from different places, and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of recent events, the bonds of friendship we made this year will be more important than ever! You remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain. You remember that, and we will celebrate a boy who was kind and honest and fair and true, right to the very end."

"That's a Foe-Glass. Lets me keep an eye on my enemies. If I can see the whites of their eyes, they're standing right behind me. [laughs evilly] [the chest is thumping] Wouldn't even bother telling you what's in there. You wouldn't believe it if I did."

"Alastor Moody. Ex-Auror, Ministry malcontent, and your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. l am here because Dumbledore asked me. End of story, goodbye, the end! Any questions?"

"Harry, I couldn't risk sending Hedwig. Ever since the World Cup, the Ministry's been intercepting more and more owls and she's too easily recognized. We need to talk, Harry, face to face. Meet me in the Gryffindor Common Room, at 1:00 this Saturday night. And make sure you're alone. Sirius. P.S.: (By the way,) The bird bites."

"Look, Harry… the Death Eaters at the world cup, your name rising from that goblet, these aren't just coincidences, Hogwarts isn't safe anymore."

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Seamus Finnigan: [surprised by Madame Maxime's height] Blimey. That's one big woman."

"Filius Flitwick: [as Hagrid accidentally stabs his hand with a fork; angrily] You idiot!"

"Hogwarts Students: [after Harry's name is unexpectedly emerged from the Goblet of Fire] He's a cheat! He's not even 17 yet!"

"Draco Malfoy: Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. I don't think you're gonna last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five."

"Minerva McGonagall: The Yule Ball has been a tradition of the Triwizard Tournament since its inception. On Christmas Eve night, we and our guests gather in the Great Hall for well-mannered frivolity. As representatives of the host school, I expect each and every one of you to put your best foot forward. And I mean this literally, because the Yule Ball is, first and foremost… a dance."

"Igor Karkaroff: [showing Severus Snape the Dark Mark on his left arm] It's a sign, Severus! You know what it means as well as I."

"Wormtail: Bone of the father, unwillingly given. (puts the Riddle bone in the cauldron) Flesh of the servant... willingly sacrificed. (screams in agony as he cuts off his own hand with a knife) Blood of the enemy... (uses the same knife to cut Harry's sleeve open and draws blood from his arm as Harry screams painfully) forcibly taken. The Dark Lord shall rise again. (adds Harry's blood to the cauldron)"

"Dark and Difficult Times Lie Ahead"

"Difficult times lie ahead, Harry"

"Everything Will Change"

"Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter"

"Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley"

"Emma Watson as Hermione Granger"

"Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort"

"Michael Gambon as Albus Dumbledore"

"Brendan Gleeson as Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody"

"Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory"

"Miranda Richardson as Rita Skeeter"

"Alan Rickman as Severus Snape"

"Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall"

"Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid"

"Gary Oldman as Sirius Black"

"Roger Lloyd Pack as Barty Crouch Sr."

"David Tennant as Barty Crouch Jr."

"Stanislav Ianevski as Viktor Krum"

"Clémence Poésy as Fleur Delacour"

"James Phelps as Fred Weasley"

"Oliver Phelps as George Weasley"

"Shirley Henderson as Moaning Myrtle"

"[desperately calm] I'm the one who saw Voldemort return, I'm the one who fought him, I'm the one who saw Cedric Diggory get killed."

"[voiceover of his letter to Sirius Black] "Dear Padfoot, I hope you're all right. It's starting to get colder here. Winter is definitely on the way. In spite of being back at Hogwarts, I feel more alone than ever. I know you, of all people, will understand.""

"[Addressing Dumbledore's Army] Working hard is important. But there is something that matters even more, believing in yourself. Think of it this way; every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now: students. If they can do it, why not us?"

"[while fighting Voldemort in his mind] You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."

"Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action."

"I'll make short work of this. [aims her wand at the wall] Bombarda Maxima. [blasts the wall down, creating a huge explosion which she, Filch, and the Slytherin students that are part of her Inquisitorial Squad caught the members of Dumbledore's Army as Malfoy drags Cho in] Get them."

"[to Harry] As I told you once before, Mr. Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished. I'm pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight."

"You know… I really hate children. You really are the most untidy creatures. Lord knows I've tried to help you. To instill discipline and respect for decorum. I've tried my very best to bring order… yet at every turn been assailed by chaos. I mean, look what you've done to me! I really cannot take it anymore! But I must. Authority must be upheld. Sometimes the ends do justify the means. I think, certainly, no-one could blame me. And if it falls to me to sort out the mess… to tie up the loose ends, then so be it if you can. For the greater good… I will do what must be done."

"Now, enough! I will have order!!!"

"[the Centaurs are dragging her away] What are you doing?! I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge! LET ME GO!!!"

"Mafalda Hopkirk: [voiceover through letter] "Dear Mr. Potter, the Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening, you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk." [Vernon Dursley: [while holding a spoon in his hand near his mouth after witnessing his nephew's fate via Mafalda's letter]] Justice!"

"Molly Weasley: [annoyed; to Fred and George as they appear behind her, startling her] Just because you're allowed to use magic now, DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANDS OUT FOR EVERYTHING!"

"Hermione Granger: Everyone, this is Loony Love… [clears throat; corrects herself] Luna Lovegood."

"Hermione Granger: [frustrated about Umbridge] That foul, evil, old gargoyle! We're not learning how to defend ourselves. We're not learning how to pass our OWLs. She's taking over the entire school."

"Sirius Black: [showing Harry the Black family tree on the wall] This is the Black family tree. [motions to Bellatrix Lestrange] My deranged cousin. I hated the lot of them. My parents with their pure-blood mania."

"Rubeus Hagrid: [looking out the window of his hut as the sky becomes dark and foreboding] It's changin' out there. There's a storm comin', 'arry... just like last time. And we'd all best be ready when she does."

"Sybill Trelawney: [goes into a trance, makes a prediction] The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal, but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not... For neither can live while the other s-survives."

"Voldemort: You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose…everything."

"The Rebellion Begins"

"Only One Can Survive"

"The Only Way Is Rebellion"

"No One Can Protect You"

"Evil Must Be Confronted"

"You Will Lose Everything"

"Make a Final Stand"

"The Boy Who Lies"

"Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter"

"Rupert Grint – Ron Weasley"

"Emma Watson – Hermione Granger"

"Ralph Fiennes – Lord Voldemort"

"Michael Gambon – Albus Dumbledore"

"Brendan Gleeson – Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody"

"Imelda Staunton – Dolores Umbridge"

"Gary Oldman – Sirius Black"

"David Thewlis – Remus Lupin"

"Alan Rickman – Severus Snape"

"Robert Pattinson – Cedric Diggory"

"Evanna Lynch – Luna Lovegood"

"Robbie Coltrane – Rubeus Hagrid"

"Matthew Lewis – Neville Longbottom"

"Katie Leung – Cho Chang"

"Bonnie Wright – Ginny Weasley"

"Helena Bonham Carter – Bellatrix Lestrange"

"Something happened in that room. I got this jolt that... something bigger is out there. Something bigger than me, bigger than you. Does that sound crazy?"

"No dying yet, Mr. Messinger. Not until you give me Seth's phone number."

"We fight for people’s lives, right? Do you ever wonder who it is we're fighting with?"

"[to Seth] When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them, it was you."

"I don't understand a God who would let us meet, if there's no way we could ever be together."

"Some things are true whether you believe in them or not."

"I would rather have had... one breath of her hair... one kiss of her mouth... one touch of her hand... than eternity without it. One."

"Nathaniel Messinger: [to Seth] I can't see you, but I know you're there."

"Ann: Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."

"Susan: What good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?"

"She didn't believe in angels until she fell in love with one."

"What if angels walked amoung us, and one of them fell in love with us?"

"Nicolas Cage - Seth"

"Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice"

"Andre Braugher - Cassiel"

"Dennis Franz - Nathaniel Messinger"

"Colm Feore - Jordan Ferris"

"Robin Bartlett - Anne"

"Joanna Merlin - Teresa Messinger"

"Sarah Dampf - Susan"

"It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils."

"I told you about these people. They're evil, Edwin. They must be stopped."

"You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called us "the bungled and the botched." We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness, but we never get there. We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin ... get gunned down in Dairy Queens."

"I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home."

"Some billionaire's got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue."

"I'm hearing horses! Parry will be so pleased!"

"I'm a knight on a special quest."

"There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."

"It begins with the king as a boy, having to spend the night alone in the forest to prove his courage so he can become king. Now while he is spending the night alone he's visited by a sacred vision. Out of the fire appears the Holy Grail, symbol of God's divine grace. And a voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the grail so that it may heal the hearts of men." But the boy was blinded by greater visions of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. And in this state of radical amazement he felt for a brief moment not like a boy, but invincible, like God, so he reached into the fire to take the grail, and the grail vanished, leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. Now as this boy grew older, his wound grew deeper. Until one day, life for him lost its reason. He had no faith in any man, not even himself. He couldn't love or feel loved. He was sick with experience. He began to die. One day a fool wandered into the castle and found the king alone. And being a fool, he was simple minded, he didn't see a king. He only saw a man alone and in pain. And he asked the king, "What ails you friend?" The king replied, "I'm thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat". So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water and handed it to the king. As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, "How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" And the fool replied, "I don't know. I only knew that you were thirsty." It's very beautiful, isn't it?"

"Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper."

"What were the crusades? The pope's publicity stunt?"

"[singing] Lydia, Oh Lydia. Say have you met Lydia? Lydia that Tattooed Lady!"

"See... guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, 'bout quitting time, boss calls him into the office and says, "Hey Bob, whyncha come on in here and kiss my ass for me, will you?" Well, he says, "Hell with it. I don't care what happens, I just want to see the expression on his face as I jab this pair of scissors into his arm. [sighs] Then he thinks of me. He says, "Waitaminit. I got both my arms, I got both my legs. At least I'm not begging for a living. Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a "moral traffic light", really. I'm like sayin', "Red! Go no further! Boooo-ee boooo-ee boooo-ee...""

"The film's about redemption, about healing wounds and how giving and getting are really pretty much the same thing. My character really gets the ultimate gift by his giving, not by his receiving."

"In The Fisher King, Williams was … at the height of his powers. He knew how to play a man dangerously in touch with unseen forces, a holy fool, and for once he played opposite actors who were, each in their own way, worthy of him: Jeff Bridges, Mercedes Ruehl, and, most memorably, Amanda Plummer, who should have partnered with him again."

"However funny it is, however outrageous it is, is based on pain, on a tragedy, on loss."

"Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. ... It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event."

"A Modern Day Tale About The Search For Love, Sanity, Ethel Merman And The Holy Grail."

"A good, old-fashioned story of guilt, poverty, love, madness and free video club membership."

"Some called him a hero. Some called him the most dangerous man in America"

"Jeff Bridges - Jack Lucas"

"Robin Williams - Parry"

"Mercedes Ruehl - Anne Napolitano"

"Amanda Plummer - Lydia"

"Michael Jeter - Homeless Cabaret Singer"

"David Hyde Pierce - Lou Rosen"

"Lara Harris - Sondra"

"Harry Shearer - Ben Starr"

"Kathy Najimy - Crazed Video Customer"

"Tom Waits - Disabled Veteran (Uncredited)"

"He knows he can't kill us. We're "demons". Your bullets'll just bounce back, and kill all you guys instead."

"Oh boy, do I love being a turtle. Missed me!"

"We're turtles, friend!"

"Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing."

"Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi."

"It was Mike with the thing and the lady."

"Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball."

"Dudes! Most excellent timing!"

"Hey, guys. I'm not going back."

"I said I'm staying here. I'm not going back with you."

"If you ever get to New York… destiny! What a drag!"

"I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?"

"It's wet willy time, Moe."

"To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time."

"[to Michelangelo] We're going back to New York."

"Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?"

"No. We have no time for this scientific debate."

"[to Niles] Bring me the woman."

"Love to stay and chat, but we have places to go, and people to kill."

"I've got an idea. Try this on for size."

"No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor."

"It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight."

"You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die."

"I'm a very important man. I've got a tower."

"We often confuse what we wish for with what is."

"NOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BE A WAITER!!!"

"Look! An idiot!"

"My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Please don't do that. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. I think it would be best if you just leave home and never come back!" She wasn't even really my mum. She bought me from a man..."

"We just have to try the key in every single lock we pass, and when we find the one the key opens, we'll know that 10,000 bloody years have passed!!"

"We'll do things that rich people do. We'll bathe in... fish. And eat our weight in chocolate buttons!"

"I shall slip unnoticed throught the darkness, like a dark, unnoticed, slippy thing."

"Mrs. Bagwell: I remember I said to him: 'Mr Bagwell, how can a mask know what you need?' And he said: 'Cynthia, remember I don't know what I'm talking about.'"

"Enter A World Where Dreams Are Real."

"An extraordinary dream quest to rescue a world out of balance."

"Stephanie Leonidas - Helena Campbell / The Princess"

"Jason Barry - Valentine"

"Rob Brydon - Morris Campbell / the White Queen's majordomo"

"Gina McKee - Joanne Campbell / The Queen of Shadows / The Queen of Light"

"Merlin, I am the strongest! I am the one! The sword! You promised me the sword!"

"Talk! Talk is for lovers, Merlin. I need the sword to be King!"

"Nobody shall have the sword! Nobody shall wield Excalibur...but ME!"

"Any man who would be a knight and follow a king, follow me!"

"Merlin if only you were at my side my old friend to give me courage. There are no war tricks that will fool Mordred and Morgana. More than I ever did I need you now."

"Where are you Merlin? If only you could see me wield Excalibur one more time."

"Where have you been these many years... are you just a dream Merlin?"

"Ready my knights for battle. They will ride with their king once more. I have lived through others for far too long. Lancelot carried my honor, and Guenevere, my guilt. Mordred bore my sins. My knights have fought my causes. Now, my brother, I shall be... king."

"I was not born to live a man's life, but to be the stuff of future memory. The fellowship was a brief beginning, a fair time that cannot be forgotten. And because it will not be forgotten, that fair time may come again. Now once more, I must ride with my knights, to defend what was... and the dream of what could be."

"I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man... that we may meet, and you will come to me and claim me as yours, and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have..."

"Do... as I command! One day, a King will come, and the Sword will rise... again."

"I have walked my way since the beginning of time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take, it is mine to know which and when!"

"Behold! The Sword of Power! Excalibur! Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!"

"You will be the land, and the land will be you. If you fail, the land will perish; as you thrive, the land will blossom."

"Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha."

"Look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, "I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!" For it is the doom of men that they forget."

"I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love", this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never!"

"It is a lonely life, the way of the necromancer... oh, yes. Lacrimae Mundi — the tears of the world."

"The days of our kind are numberèd. The one God comes to drive out the many gods. The spirits of wood and stream grow silent. It's the way of things. Yes... it's a time for men, and their ways."

"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"When a man lies, he murders some part of the world."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future – until you've tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."

"I can't give up hope, Lancelot. It's all I have."

"You and the land are one."

"Drink from the chalice and you will be reborn and the land with you."

"The fog is lifting."

"I saw nothing but the wind on the water."

"Ector: [before the battles of unification] All these men are loyal."

"Morgana: [to Merlin] You fool! You thought you would trap me. You are trapped yourself, by the same sorcery you used to deceive my mother. You're nothing. You're not a god, you're not a man. I shall find a man, and give birth to a god."

"Kay: [following Percival's success on the Grail Quest] Guards! Knights! Squires! Prepare for battle!"

"Mordred: [to Arthur during their battle] Come, father. Let us embrace at last."

"Uryens: In the name of God, St. Michael, and St. George, I give you the right to bear arms and the power to mete justice."

"Forged by a god. Foretold by a wizard. Found by a king."

"Sword of power! Sword of kings!"

"No mortal could possess it! No kingdom could command it!"

"[from trailer] Their magic is Merlin. Their king is Arthur. Their power is Excalibur."

"[from trailer] A wizard's ancient spell and the lust of a lord give birth to an empire."

"[from trailer] A world of wizards, kings, warriors, queens, swords, sorcery and desire."

"[from trailer] Forged of splendour and magic, where future meets past, flesh meets steel, and the only fear is the pain of love."

"Nigel Terry - King Arthur"

"Helen Mirren - Morgana"

"Nicholas Clay - Lancelot"

"Cherie Lunghi - Guenevere"

"Nicol Williamson - Merlin"

"Robert Addie - Mordred"

"Gabriel Byrne - Uther Pendragon"

"Katrine Boorman - Igrayne"

"[to Henry] If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?"

"[about the prince] Honestly, I think he and Marguerite deserve each other."

"[to Le Pieu] My father was an expert swordsman, monsieur. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose."

"[to Henry] Why did you have to be so wonderful?"

"[at the ball] Breathe. Just breathe."

"[to Henry] She's an imposter, sire! Her name is Danielle de Barbarac, and she's been a servant in my home for the past ten years."

"[to Henry] Ask her yourself! She is a grasping, devious little pretender, and it is my duty, Your Highness, to expose her as the covetous hoax she is."

"[to Danielle] Bow before royalty, you insolent fraud!"

"[to Danielle] How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?"

"[to Danielle] The slightest turn of phrase can have a thousand meanings."

"No matter how bad things get, they can always get worse."

"[to Danielle] Stay aloft, madame, there are games afoot."

"[To Jacqueline] Tell no one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course."

"[to Danielle] I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love... But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife."

"I should leave walking on water with the Son of God. Fortunately, I tripped over an angel."

"I shall be down in history as the man who opened a door!"

"Queen Marie: Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England."

"Pierre Le Pieu: [to Danielle] I may be twice your age, but I'm well endowed. As evidenced by my estate, I've always had a soft spot for the less fortunate. You need a wealthy benefactor - and I need a young lady with spirit."

"(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!"

"I'm Fat Albert."

"I don't have problems. I solve problems."

"I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath."

"Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits."

"(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think."

"This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it."

"(repeated line) I do not have a problem."

"I don't have friends because I don't want friends."

"Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay."

"There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri."

"You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!"

"Arthur! Learn the handshake!"

"Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!"

"Aren't you the hip-hop fool?"

"(repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)"

"Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now."

"You watch your mouth!"

"[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!"

"I have no face."

"[after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!"

"I'm a party animal!"

"(repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!"

"(repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!"

"Guys, I see...cheerleaders."

"(to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class."

"Yeah, but you're still Bucky."

"That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!"

"Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult."

"Doris, no one came out of our television set."

"Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser."

"(repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me."

"Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie."

"Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big."

"Danielle: He better not be doing this again!"

"(Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended because of breaking news)"

"Doris: No! You missed it *again.*"

"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make it another day."

"Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?"

"Fat Albert: We'll be fine."

"Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!"

"Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself."

"Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!"

"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said I'm gonna stay!"

"Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!"

"Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet."

"Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!"

"Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!"

"Doris: *No,* I *don't*!"

"Fat Albert: You think I came out of the TV just for you to tell me you don't have a problem?"

"Doris: I'm fine, I'm fine!"

"Fat Albert: You were watching a happy, fun TV show."

"Bill: Stop it, stop it! This isn't about her problem, it's about yours!"

"Bill Cosby: People wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?!"

"Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert."

"Bill Cosby: Yeah, right."

"Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert. (Bill Cosby leans on him) Oh, uh, help! Hey--"

"(page turns to Bill Cosby's living room)"

"Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You okay?"

"Bill Cosby: No, it's alright, son. Thank you. My boy... how did you get into this predicament?"

"Fat Albert: Well, I... I crawled out of the TV set."

"Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set. Well, how? How?"

"Fat Albert: I crawled out of there because I heard her crying."

"Bill Cosby: Who... who'd ya heard?"

"Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris."

"Bill Cosby: Doris?"

"Fat Albert: She was sitting on the couch and she was crying."

"Bill Cosby: Doris who?"

"Fat Albert: Doris Robertson."

"Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?"

"Fat Albert: Yeah."

"Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?"

"Fat Albert: Uh, North Philly."

"Bill Cosby: Ohh. (pauses) Albert Robertson... is... Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?"

"Fat Albert: I... I guess so."

"Bill Cosby: WELL! That's just fine, son! All you have to do is you just crawl back into the set, we're ready to go--"

"Fat Albert: Oh, no. I don't wanna go back into the set--"

"Bill Cosby: Hey, hey, hey."

"Fat Albert: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey."

"Bill Cosby: That's the--"

"Fat Albert: I wanna stay."

"Bill Cosby: Oh, ho-ho-ho. You know you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon, and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems."

"Bill Cosby: What do you mean, you don't want to back?"

"Fat Albert: No, I wanna stay here."

"Bill Cosby: You can't--"

"Fat Albert: The real world."

"Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. (demonstrates) You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust."

"Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert"

"Kyla Pratt as Doris"

"Bill Cosby as Himself"

"Dania Ramirez as Lauri"

"Shedrack Anderson III as Rudy"

"Omarion as Reggie, the film's antagonist"

"Keith Robinson as Bill"

"Marques Houston as Dumb Donald"

"Jermaine Williams as Mushmouth"

"Aaron Frazier as Old Weird Harold"

"Alphonso McAuley as Bucky"

"Jeremy Suarez as the voice of Russell"

"J. Mack Slaughter, Jr. as Arthur"

"Alice Greczyn as Becky"

"Raven-Symoné as the voice of Danielle"

"Aaron Carter as Darren (credited as "Kid")"

"Joel Madden as Dude with Mohawk"

"Fonzworth Bentley as Salesman"

"Jeff Garlin as Jerry (uncredited)"

"A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars or do we gaze at the stars because we are human?" Pointless really. Do the stars gaze back? Now that's a question."

"They ruled for 80 years. But no man can live forever, except he who possesses the heart of a star, and Yvaine had given hers to Tristan completely. When their children and grandchildren were grown, it was time to light the Babylon Candle... and they still live happily ever after."

"You can't cross the wall. Nobody crosses the wall. Now you're just being silly."

"Listen, I'm sorry about Humphrey last night, he was really rude."

"Well, I can't exactly say no, not after he's gone all the way to Ipswich!"

"A polar bear's head!?"

"Because, let's be honest, it's a field. Look. Do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything non human? No, and you know why? Because it's a field!"

"[to Victoria] You want to grow up, and get over yourself."

"It's all right, Humphrey; she's all yours. You two really are suited to one another."

"Yvaine, hold me tight and think of home."

"I find the fastest way to travel is by candlelight."

"He told me that my true love was right in front of my eyes. And he was right."

"You seriously think I could kill anybody? Even if I could, I mean, everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different."

"Mormo, Empusa, wake up! Now! A star has fallen!"

"Has your mind become as decrepit as your face, Empusa? You speak as if such things are freely available."

"You would have us hunting for a Babylon candle, while some other witch finds our star, fool!"

"There's no time to waste! If we must retrieve it on foot, then we shall."

"In my absence, I expect you to make it [their home] fit for the queens we are. When I return with our prize, all of us shall be young again."

"Oh, do shut up! I know what you are and I swear by the ordinances of the sisterhood to which we both belong, that I mean you no harm this day. I wish to share your meal."

"I seek a fallen star. She fell not far from here, and when I find her, I shall take my great knife and cut out her heart while she still lives, and the glory of our youth shall be restored!"

"Seek all you wish! [...] You shall not see the star, touch it, smell, or hear it! You will not perceive her even if she stands before you!"

"The burning golden heart of a star at peace is so much better than your frightened little heart. Even so, better than no heart at all."

"You can ride in the carriage or be dragged behind it. Your choice."

"[feigning distress] Youth, beauty.... It all seems so meaningless now. My sisters are dead, everything I cared about gone. Go. Go!"

"[laughs maniacally] I owe you thanks, boy. What use was her heart to me when it was broken? And you got rid of my sisters! Now I can have it all for myself."

"Yeah, this is where it fell. It is. Or, if you want to get really specific, up there is where it was when this weird, bloody necklace knocked it out of the Heavens when it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed. And right here... this is where is got hit by a magical flying moron!"

"[sarcastic, when Tristan has told her that he intends to make her a present to Victoria] But of course! Nothing says "romance" like a gift of a kidnapped injured woman! I'm not going anywhere with you!"

"If there's one thing I've learned in all my years watching earth—is people aren't what they may seem. There are shopboys, and, there are boys who just happen to work in shops for the time being."

"The little I know about love is that it's unconditional. It's not something you can buy."

"Hmm... Murdered by pirates, heart torn out and eaten, meet Victoria... Can't quite decide which sounds more fun."

"[To Ditchwater Sal] Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? [Apparently so] Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog. And I swear, if I don't get my Tristan back as he was, I'll be your personal poltergeist!"

"You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, I've seen centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate... Made me want to turn away and never look down again. But to see the way that mankind loves... I mean, you could search the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So, yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and... What I'm trying to say, Tristan, is... I think I love you. My heart... It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it doesn't belong to me any more. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange — no gifts, no goods, no demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you love me, too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine."

"You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!"

"What do stars do? [hugs Tristan] Shine!"

"No star can shine with a broken heart."

"[after throwing the mannequin overboard] I'm taking the girl to my cabin, and mark my words, anyone who disturbs me for the next few hours will get the same treatment. [Crewman: "What, you'll...?"] No, you idiot, I'll sling you over the side as well!"

"[after faking Tristan's murder] Oh, it works every time. An ounce of bargaining, a pinch of trickery, a soupcon of intimidation — et voila! The perfect recipe for a towering reputation without ever having to spill one drop of blood. Ever tried to get bloodstains out of a silk shirt? Nightmare!"

"I'm thinking "Great English wordsmith," my enemies and crew are thinking [gestures dramatically] "Shake! Spear!""

"No, seriously, don't mention it. Reputations, you know — a lifetime to build, seconds to destroy."

"A fantasy in the tradition of The Princess Bride, Stardust leavens its mature fairy tale with elements of romance, horror, and comedy. ... Although the film may appear, at first glance, to be a family film, it contains enough content to make it a dubious choice for young children. There are sequences of mild horror, in which characters die, sometimes gruesomely. ... In the end, this is very much a fairy tale in the truest sense of the term, with plenty of the darkness left in that is often expunged from such stories. ... The darker elements are nicely modulated. They're not graphic but they convey the point."

"Even though my character is sort of being talked about as the villain of Stardust, everyone is a villain in Stardust ... I'm probably the ugliest villain in Stardust, for sure [laughs] and the oldest because I age ... I'm 5,000 years old or something ridiculous like that, but I think as fun as these characters I play in the beginning, you don't want to fall into the trap of just going out and being mean. Mean people don't think they're being mean; mean people think they're completely justified in their outbursts or their comments and the truth underneath it all is they're fighting and angry, they feel like the victim, as twisted as they might be, so that's also why it's so interesting to play those because you kind of get to figure that all out."

"This summer a star falls. The chase begins."

"The fairytale that won't behave."

"Love is Magic"

"Charlie Cox - Tristan"

"Claire Danes - Yvaine"

"Michelle Pfeiffer - Lamia"

"Robert De Niro - Captain Shakespeare"

"Sienna Miller - Victoria"

"Ricky Gervais - Ferdy the Fence"

"Peter O'Toole - Lord of Stormhold"

"Nathaniel Parker - Dunstan"

"Kate Magowan - Slave Girl / Una"

"Mark Strong - Septimus"

"Rupert Everett - Secundus"

"Jason Flemyng - Primus"

"Mark Heap - Tertius"

"Adam Buxton - Quintus"

"Melanie Hill - Ditchwater Sal"

"Sarah Alexander - Empusa"

"Joanna Scanlan - Mormo"

"Ian McKellen - the Narrator"

"Her name is not 'Sticks'. She's Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"

"Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!"

"You're a great warrior, and a swordsman. And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!"

"Goodbye, Sticks. If you really are a princess, take care of him."

"Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?"

"Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you."

"Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck."

"Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off."

"Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!"

""I love you, Sorsha?!" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her! (confused/grabs his head).... don't I?"

"Don't play with that wand! It holds vast powers. Only a real sorcerer can use it, not a stupid peck like you."

"Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours."

"Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition."

"I will consult the bones!! [Disperses the bones on the ground, pausing for a moment, then whispering to Willow discreetly] ... The bones tell me... nothing."

"I didn't ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid. Sorsha, you're useless."

"General Kael, at last."

"You will do as I say, child."

"Why is it with my powers and the strength of my great army you cannot so much as find one - little - child?"

"PREPARE FOR THE RITUAL!"

"You dare to challenge me? You're not warriors. You're pigs! Toa thonna mondarr! Nocklith! Vohkbar! YOU'RE ALL PIGS! PIGS! PIGS!"

"Traitor child. I must despise you now."

"Is that the extent of your power, little one?"

"Now you will watch me call upon the power of the universe to send that child into the Netherworld! NOW PLACE IT ON THE ALTAR!"

"You're a fool. I shall destroy you and the child with you."

"I think the spells were really great. I loved the spells because there's no way they can mean anything, they're words — Lockmore Danalora, Lofashock Danu — I can still remember it after all these years. They sound like something that could create magic. I think they were really great. I like the Brownies as characters. I thought they were really interesting in the idea of scale, they were smaller than me but they had these rather antagonistic personalities because they're trying to make up for being smaller than everyone else. I quite enjoyed them."

"For me that was sort of like going to grad school."

"There was a new level of understanding that I needed to come to terms with the greater canvas, the greater cinematic canvas. Of course, George Lucas is sort of a natural master in that regard and [the project] was his idea. So while I was given global latitude — and it was even the first time I was given final cut, George did that — but it was his story and I was very much under his wing and really reveling in that and growing from it."

"I remember George asking me to do the movie and he said, ‘Well, when you get through this movie, you’re never going to be a kid again."

"For me it was a huge physical challenge, the most complicated challenge I’ve had."

"It was my first time dealing with multiple production units. The logistics of it were intense. I don’t know that I’ve ever been involved in anything as complicated or as arduous since, to be honest. And yet everything about it was driven by this kind of spirit of imagination and visual discovery, and it was a great opportunity to explore the possibilities of this fantasy. I was trying to always trying to center the emotions in relatable, human ways. It was a big turning point for me in a lot of ways. I learned a lot technically and also just about the logistics of making movies on a large scale, and it gave me a kind of confidence moving forward. It was 140, 150 shooting days by the time we finished all the green-screen, and there were the multiple units and everything."

"Willow’ was quite the journey. When it was over, what was really great was I felt like I never had to be scared tackling anything ever again."

"Adventure doesn't come any bigger than this."

"Forget all you know, or think you know."

"A world where heroes come in all sizes and adventure is the greatest magic of all"

"Beyond Good... Beyond Evil... Beyond your wildest imagination..."

"Val Kilmer — Madmartigan"

"Joanne Whalley — Sorsha"

"Warwick Davis — Willow Ufgood"