"Jessica Stanley: Well, Bella was just like everybody else, totally mesmerized by Edward. Or "The Hair", as I call him. And then, suddenly, Edward is all about Bella. Even though she's not the captain of the volleyball team... I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Or the president of the student council..."
January 1, 1970
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Saga%3A_Breaking_Dawn_%E2%80%93_Part_1