"[singing] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three! Why doun't you try simply reading a book? Or can you just not bear to look? You'll get no... You'll get no... You'll get no... You'll get no... YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!"