5326 quotes found
"Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!"
"Hmm. You have engaged my valuable services. Your Majesty. Just tell me where i can find this ogre."
"[about Professor Ratigan] He's a genius, Dawson! A genius twisted for evil! The Napoleon of Crime!"
"I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed!"
"Ector: (starts brushing the snow away) I, uh...I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic."
"I want more than anything in the whole world is to see a real living tree, growing in my backyard."
"Mike Mitchell — Darius, Vinny the Phone, Captain Starfunkle, Spider, Wedgie Bergen #1, Chad & Card"
"Mary, you're in danger! You need to listen to what I'm about to say extremely carefully. [braying]"
"[to Felix] You had it right as well. It is a birthday party. Literally. It's the day of his birth."
"Guy's got 2 things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other."
"Use my room. The rats told me everything. [to Parce who is about to eat the rats] Don't eat those."
"[as he spots Porsha performing on stage] Porsha! Get offa there! Don't you make me come out there!"
"Tyler is an insecure jerk wad. Words were exchanged. Slightly uncomfortable secrets were revealed."
"I'm changing, Mom. I'm finally figuring out who I am, but… I'm scared it'll take me away from you."
"Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!"
"I want to explore the world with you, Wade Ripple. I want to have you with me in my life… forever!"
"I know you think it's risky, and maybe it is, but it'll all be worth it. Family's always worth it."