"You guys are the only friends I've ever had."

"Thanks, but I have already a family. I really should be getting home now."

"I lost my library card. I can't check anybody out. We'll never get to the exit now."

"(to the Dragon before being swallowed and overcoming fear of being eaten) I’m not scared of you!"

"I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten- got that? -eaten…"

"[renewed catchphrase in confidence] Good. That was definitely good."

"Macaulay Culkin as Richard Tyler"

"Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Dewey"

"Ed Begley, Jr. as Alan Tyler"

"Dad, 8% of all household accidents involve ladders, another 3% involve trees. We're looking at another 30% probabilit…"