"Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen …"

"We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into fro…"

"One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Sh…"

"Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, b…"

"as Grundle King"

"as Draggle"

"as Spike and Woodland Creature"

"as Morning Glory, Rosedust, Skunk and Bushwoolie"

"Tammy Amerson as Megan"

"Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I b…"