"Oh Yes He Was, And He Just Made The Biggest Mistake Of His Miserable Little Life, You Still Want A Piece Of Him?"

"[No Name Smurf: (He & Smurfette Look At Each Other & Nod) Oh Yeah]."

"Hold onto your little Smurf nubs!"

"We're going to play a game called let's squish a Smurf till all you Smurfs are squashed!"

"I'm one step closer to total evil dominance!"

"[Opens The Door] Absolutely Not!"

"I Don't Care What You Call Yourself, One Lone Smurf Can't Take On The Whole Evil Enchilada!"

"[No Name Smurf: That's The Difference Between You & Me Razamel, I'm Not Alone]."

"Rihanna is Smurfette."

"[Smurfette: Razamel Was Here?]"