"Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen …"

"We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into fro…"

"One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Sh…"

"Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, b…"

"as Grundle King"

"as Draggle"

"as Moochick"

"as Spike and Woodland Creature"

"as Morning Glory, Rosedust, Skunk and Bushwoolie"

"Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I b…"