"Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct, no depravity he…"

"Remember, Dawson, we're low-life ruffians."

"There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think."

"[in an almost friendly tone] Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. [furiously] And I think th…"

"My friends! We are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious ca…"

"[Rubbing his head, irritated] How dare that idiot Basil poke his stupid nose into my wonderful scheme and foul up eve…"

"Bravo, Basil! A marvelous performance. Though frankly, I expected you 15 minutes earlier. Trouble with the chemistry …"

"You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh,…"

"Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won't you?"

"[about Professor Ratigan] He's a genius, Dawson! A genius twisted for evil! The Napoleon of Crime!"