"[singing] Hollywood! Where the streets are paved with gold, where the kiddies never grow old! Right here in Hollywood!"

"Come on, Sawyer. Your life is not really back in that office. It's here. Dance with me?"

"Sawyer could do a romantic ballet and Woolie can even play a piano solo."

"There there, Pudge. [pats Pudge on the back while Pudge cries]"

"I'm a secretary; not an actress."

"No chow; no meow."

"Hey Kong, how's the picture coming?"

"[phone rings] Farley Wink's Animal Actors Agency. How can I help you? [listens] You need a lamb for the Moses picture…"

"What? This pigsty?!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a s…"