"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Roses are red, violets are blue, now I'm going to smash you all! (Eris throws the Apple of Discord twice in the air before throwing it to a long distance. The stick pops out saying, "BOOM!" as the opponents blow up whilst she chuckles)"

"(on fire) This really burns me up!"

"(mans turret) A: Let me give you a lesson in mayhem! B: Can you taste the chaos? C: I'm gonna slap you silly! D: Chaos rules! E: Buckle up, it's gonna be a crazy ride!"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Grim) You're too skinny, Grim. You need to work out more."

"(vs. Irwin) Get out of my way, twerp!"

"(vs. Mogar) I'm more of a smooth jazz girl!"

"(vs. Fred) Doo-doo says what?"

"(vs. Hoss) How's that for a good night kiss lover boy?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're so cute when you're losing!"

"(vs. Jack) The only seeds I like are the seeds of destruction."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Boogey) You're "snot" my type! (laughs)"

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Chicken) Which came first, the chicken or my fist?"

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Good thing I brought my pumpkin-smashing shoes!"

"(vs. Viking) The boys always did gravitate towards me."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Move over, bacon! Here comes something "meteor"!"

"(ready to battle) We'll have so much friendly fun!"

"(after being selected) Time to share the hurt! (laughs)"

"(wins) All the good things in life must be taken by force!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) You're in for a shocking good time! (Nergal grabs the opponent by his tentacle like appendages and electrifies his opponent in a crimson aura. Suddenly, the opponent explodes as he cackles wickedly)"

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(vs. Billy) How's that for a handshake, nephew? (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) I didn't really like you anyway!"

"(vs. Grim) The kids will be my friends now, Grim. (laughs)"

"(vs. Irwin) Who's cool, now, the one who reads the monster manual, or the one inside it?"

"(vs. Mogar) You are terribly hideous!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, darling. Aunt Sis is the only woman for me!"

"(vs. Fred) You're too annoying to be anyone's friend!"

"(vs. Hoss) Right back at you, tough guy!"