Dark Fantasy Video Games

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(vs. Billy) How's that for a handshake, nephew? (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) I didn't really like you anyway!"

"(vs. Grim) The kids will be my friends now, Grim. (laughs)"

"(vs. Irwin) Who's cool, now, the one who reads the monster manual, or the one inside it?"

"(vs. Mogar) You are terribly hideous!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, darling. Aunt Sis is the only woman for me!"

"(vs. Fred) You're too annoying to be anyone's friend!"

"(vs. Hoss) Right back at you, tough guy!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Sorry, son. Train harder."

"(vs. Boogey) You're not so scary when you're losing, are you?"

"(vs. Skarr) Time to meet your doom, little man."

"(vs. Lord Pain) Rename yourself "Lord Lame". That's a better fit!"

"(vs. Chicken) Oh, Aunt Sis made chicken for lunch!"

"(vs. Clown) I usually don't hurt clowns, it's bad luck."

"(vs. Nergaling) I'm sorry, my little friends, but it's just so fun to smash you!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aah, enough of the pumpkins. New enemies, please!"

"(vs. Viking) These chaps spent one too many nights in the buffet line."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It couldn't possibly hurt us. My childhood memory come to life! No!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."

"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."

"(after being selected) (saying his name) Fred Fredburger!"

"(wins) Gosh, I won!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"

"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"

"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."

"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."

"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"

"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(wins) Bow to your sensei."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"

"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."

"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Viking) Ew, you guys need to use deodorant."