Dark Fantasy Video Games

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Sorry, son. Train harder."

"(vs. Boogey) You're not so scary when you're losing, are you?"

"(vs. Skarr) Time to meet your doom, little man."

"(vs. Lord Pain) Rename yourself "Lord Lame". That's a better fit!"

"(vs. Chicken) Oh, Aunt Sis made chicken for lunch!"

"(vs. Clown) I usually don't hurt clowns, it's bad luck."

"(vs. Nergaling) I'm sorry, my little friends, but it's just so fun to smash you!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aah, enough of the pumpkins. New enemies, please!"

"(vs. Viking) These chaps spent one too many nights in the buffet line."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It couldn't possibly hurt us. My childhood memory come to life! No!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."

"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."

"(after being selected) (saying his name) Fred Fredburger!"

"(wins) Gosh, I won!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"

"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"

"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."

"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."

"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"

"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(wins) Bow to your sensei."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"

"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."

"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"

"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"

"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"

"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"

"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) It's an early bedtime today, punk!"

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."