Dark Fantasy Video Games

"(vs. Lord Pain) Fear always comes before pain!"

"(vs. Skarr) You're a joke! (laughs)"

"(vs. Boogey) I'm gonna stick this boogey to the bottom of my shoe!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Oh, you're a pain in my neck."

"(vs. Dracula) I got some killer pranks for ya!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) You change into anything besides a loser?"

"(vs. Chicken) Uh oh! I think they crossed the road To kick my butt!"

"(vs. Nergal) Nergal? More like Nerd-gal!"

"(vs. Eris) The joke's on you, Eris!"

"(vs. Fred) Tickle, tickle!"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Hoss) Right back at you, tough guy!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh, goodness! I thought I was done fighting clowns!"

"(vs. Hoss) That's what you get for picking on the headless!"

"(vs. Nergaling) What's small, black, and about to get squished?"

"(vs. Billy) You don't know "Jack", little boy. (laughs)"

"(after finisher) A:Fore! B:Good bye! C:See ya!"

"(after being selected) Like, totally excellent choice."

"(mans turret) A: I'm gonna "Jack" this turret! Get it? (laughs) B: This will be your last laugh! (laughs) C: This is gonna be funny! D: In Russia the pumpkin smashes you!"

"(vs. Mandy) Here. Let me turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN!"

"(ready to battle) You'll never know what hit you!"

"(wins) Thank you all so much. I'd like to thank the academy, my dear old dad, and the forces of anarchy & destruction."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Roses are red, violets are blue, now I'm going to smash you all! (Eris throws the Apple of Discord twice in the air before throwing it to a long distance. The stick pops out saying, "BOOM!" as the opponents blow up whilst she chuckles)"

"(on fire) This really burns me up!"

"(mans turret) A: Let me give you a lesson in mayhem! B: Can you taste the chaos? C: I'm gonna slap you silly! D: Chaos rules! E: Buckle up, it's gonna be a crazy ride!"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Grim) You're too skinny, Grim. You need to work out more."

"(vs. Irwin) Get out of my way, twerp!"

"(vs. Mogar) I'm more of a smooth jazz girl!"

"(vs. Fred) Doo-doo says what?"

"(vs. Hoss) How's that for a good night kiss lover boy?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're so cute when you're losing!"

"(vs. Jack) The only seeds I like are the seeds of destruction."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Boogey) You're "snot" my type! (laughs)"

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Chicken) Which came first, the chicken or my fist?"

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Good thing I brought my pumpkin-smashing shoes!"

"(vs. Viking) The boys always did gravitate towards me."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Move over, bacon! Here comes something "meteor"!"

"(ready to battle) We'll have so much friendly fun!"

"(after being selected) Time to share the hurt! (laughs)"

"(wins) All the good things in life must be taken by force!"

"(on fire) Oh, oh! Spicy, spicy hot!"