"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"

"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"

"(vs. Chicken) There's no way these chickens are gonna fit in my mouth!"

"(mans turret) A: Mmm, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. B: Your time has come, mortal! C: I've got a bone to pick with you! D: Ha, this oughta be like shootin' monkeys in a barrel, mon."

"(vs. Billy, laughing) I've wanted to do that for years!"

"(vs. Mandy) Before, I was just a learner, but now I am the master."

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, Billy's ugly friend!"

"(vs. Mogar) Enjoy your dirt nap, Mogar."

"(vs. Eris) That's the last time you turn me down for a date!"

"(vs. Nergal) Eat scythe, Fool! (laughing)"

"(vs. Fred) It's time you learned some manners!"

"(vs. Hoss) The exterminator has become exterminated! (laughing)"

"(vs. Dracula) See you on the other side! (laughing)"

"(vs. Jack) Next time, I'll take more than just your head!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) You forced my hand, Nergal Jr!"

"(vs. Boogey) This is your last scare, Boogey!"

"(vs. Skarr) I have become Death, Shatterer of Worlds!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) You are beaten as bad guy, mon."

"(vs. Chicken) Now I'm the Chicken Reaper too? Oh, I don't get paid enough for this."

"(vs. Nergaling) Someone should really call an exterminator for these things."

"(vs. Clown) It's funny when their heads come off!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. Why did it have to be pumpkins?"

"(vs. Viking) Didn't I already reap you guys once?"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I'm gonna carve me a pumpkin."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) A brain-eating meteor from outer space? That's out of my jurisdiction."

"(after a finisher) A:See ya! B:Get out of here!"

"(ready to battle) I'm about ready to unload 6 D-20s of damage on your butt!"

"(after being selected) Totally awesome, yo!"

"(wins) Yeah, dogg! Yo' mama!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, reading from spellbook) Klaatu barada nikto, yo! (opponents are vaporized)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Get out of here! C: Good-bye, yo!"

"(on fire) Hey, Mandy! Do you think I'm hot now?"

"(mans turret) A: Stay on target...stay on target... B: I am Sir Irwin the bold. C: HAVE AT YOU! D: You want a piece of this?! E: Bring it, yo! F: I will break you!"

"(vs. Billy) Oops, are you okay, Billy?"

"(vs. Mandy) Oh, Mandy! I'm so sorry! I'm so so sorry!"

"(vs. Grim) I beat the reaper, yo!"

"(vs. Mogar) Fighting adults is wrong. Fun, but wrong."

"(vs. Eris) She started it! I swear!"

"(vs. Nergal) Back to the center of the earth, evil creature!"

"(vs. Fred) Fred Fredburger, no!"