"Mr. E., I talked to the lawyer guy upstairs and he confirmed my hunch, uh, about the whole stabbing of Mr. Whitefeather thing. It's a definite no can do from a legal standpoint."

"Lindze Letherman as Kelly Gibbs"

"Jason George as Richard"

"Linda Kim as Jay"

"Julia Sweeney as Jenny Gibbs"

"Michael Biehn as Henry Gates"

"Garikayi Mutambirwa as Meeker"

"Ken Jenkins as Agent Moore"

"Robin Thomas as Dr. George Gibbs"

"What if you had the power to stop time?"

"Jesse Bradford as Zak Gibbs"

"Paula Garcés as Francesca"

"Freeze the future"

"French Stewart as Earl Dopler"

"adventure of a lifetime, in a few mere seconds."

"Jonathan Frakes (uncredited cameo) as a bystander"

"You know what I don't like? Gettin' kicked in the head."

"Larry Barton - Harry"

"Eugene Butler - Marty"

"Michael Dudikoff - Boy on bus"

"Lance Guest - Gordon"

"Walter Matthau - Herbert Tucker"

"Ann-Margret - Steffy Blondell"

"David Faustino - Martin"

"Dinah Manoff - Libby Tucker"

"Ben Kingsley - Walken"

"Dan Aykroyd - The Vice President"

"Montel Williams - Guidestar Voice"

"Joan Cusack - Marsha Dillion"

"Martin Ferrero - Monte Del Rey"

"Marisa Tomei - Natalie Hegalhuzen"

"Hilary Duff - Yonica Babyyeah"

"Grandma, do you like the Phillies against the Dodgers tonight?"

"Marsha, get me Katie Couric, Al Jezeera and 100 gallons of sheep shit."

"It's going to be hard to torture someone who's mostly dead... but I'm gonna try to enjoy it."

"You ever wonder what the ideology of a Vibrio cholerae bacterium is? Or the belief system of Yersinia pestis, the bacteria that causes Bubonic plague? Well I'll tell ya, Hauser: perpetuation! An infinite succession of generations, immortality on the installment plan. I wish I had that sort of esprit de corps, that bacterial team spirit... talk about legacy, talk about empire..."

"Let's cut the shit, Walken. I like killing people as much as the next guy. But I signed up to kill the bad ones. Health clinics, trade unionists, journalists, agricultural co-ops, Catholic liberation theologians, impoverished Colombian coffee farmers - these are the barbarians, the depraved opponents of civilization? We turned Central America into a fucking graveyard. Whoever momentarily interrupts the accumulation of our wealth, we pulverize. I'm just not feeling good about that anymore, sir."

"This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the demands of life to be challenging, I take a "wee drop." The more challenging, the higher the Scoville units. [fills a tiny teacup with hot sauce] But the trick, you see, that I've taught myself, is to never allow my eyes to tear up. One completely honest thing... if you really knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do."

"Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona" which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us would be composed of a variety of masks. And if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity, and if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What is your opinion on these divine matters?"

"Wonderful opportunities here, Hauser, as long as these towel-heads don't actually look up "freedom" in the dictionary. But to use one of your home-spun colloquialisms: let's cut the shit, shall we? You know what your problem is, Hauser? You're a moralist! That's why you're so much fun to fuck with. War is the improvement of investment climates by other means. Clausewitz For Dummies. The U.S.A. is a subdivision of Tamerlane. Democracy, the War on Terror, the War on Drugs: these are all focus groups, slogans for Tamerlane!"

"Isn't it a little late to be worrying about international conventions? Is nerve gas any worse than getting your head blown off by a precision-guided laser missile? Frankly, it's a nuance that's lost on me."

"John Cusack - Brand Hauser"

"Look, we've already kicked the shit out of this place. What are we supposed to do, turn our backs on all the entrepreneurial possibilities? Business is a uniquely human response to a moral or cosmic crisis. Whether it's a tsunami or a sustained aerial bombardment, there's the same urgent call for urban renewal."

"Jackie Welch -Teacher"

"Crazy wedding organizer."

"(Talking to his wife Gail and daughter Marni about their behavior that ruined the wedding reception) I'm very disappointed with the behavior I saw tonight. Now, I don't pretend to have the slightest clue about how things work in the girl world. To be perfectly honest, it frightens and confuses me. But here's what I do know: A wedding is a time for a family to come together. But, for whatever reason, this wedding is tearing our family apart. Will is missing! Ramona's out searching the streets for Joanna. This weekend is a disaster! And I, for one, have had it. You two are completely out of control. (Gail and Marni attempt to protest, but are cut off) But nothing! You're grounded. Go to your rooms."

"Denice Hicks - Elizabeth's mother"

"Richard Woolf - Matt Murdock"

"Nick Victory - Mike Murdock"

"Jonas Moscartolo - Trantor"