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"A comedy of majestic proportions"
"William Prince: Mr. Charlie Olympus"
"Ralph Manza: Weasel"
"Tom Pedi: Honest Harry"
"Howard Platt: Col. Woodruff"
"Hank Jones: Officer"
"James Hampton: Capt. Anderson"
"Camille Coduri - Miranda Greene"
"Harry Morgan: Gen. Stilton"
"Roddy McDowall: Mr. Stallwood"
"McLean Stevenson: Dr. Norman Link"
"Sandy Duncan: Dr. Elizabeth "Liz" Bartlett"
"Isabella Hofmann - Marie"
"Ronnie Schell: Sgt. Duffy/Voice of Jake"
"Jesse White: Earnest Ernie (the Gambling Dealer)"
"Ken Berry: Dr. Franklin "Frank" Wilson"
"Peter Simmons - Private Brian Davis, Jr. (Queen Gertrude)"
"Gregory Sporleder - Private Melvin Melvin (Polonius)"
"Mark Wahlberg - Private Tommy Lee Haywood (King Claudius)"
"Khalil Kain - Private Roosevelt (Nathaniel) Hobbs (Hamlet)"
"Alan Young: Dr. Winger (veterinarian)"
"Kadeem Hardison - Private Jamaal Montgomery (Ghost of Hamlet's Father)"
"Richard T. Jones - Corporal Jackson Leroy (Laertes)"
"Alanna Ubach - Emily Rago"
"James Remar as Captain Tom Murdoch"
"Cliff Robertson as Colonel James"
"Ed Begley, Jr. - Jack Markin, Rago's"
"Gregory Hines - Sergeant First Class Cass"
"One Man's Mission To Teach The Few, The Proud... The Impossible!"
"There's only one man big enough to take them on..."
"Lillo Brancato, Jr. - Private Donnie Benitez (Horatio)"
"Hans Conried: Chief Dr. Heffel"
"Danny DeVito - Bill Rago"
"Stacey Dash - Private Miranda Myers (Ophelia)"
"Patrick Labyorteaux - Fester"
"Clifton Powell - FBI Agent Kurl"
"Baha Jackson - Bully"
"Kate Sargeant - Emily"
"Max Elliott Slade - Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"
"Chad Power - Michael "Tum Tum" Douglas"
"Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Tanaka"
"Michael Treanor - Samuel "Rocky" Douglas"
"Action at its Best!"
"Disney's new or a big shot! A Bruce Lee for young people"
"Alan McRae - Sam Douglas"
"Comin' at you!"
"Margarita Franco - Jessica Douglas"
"Rand Kingsley - Hugo Snyder"
"Joel Swetow - Mr. Brown"
"Professor Toru Tanaka - Rushmore"