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April 10, 2026
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"Nick Victory - Mike Murdock"
"John Cadenhead - Tom Tulip (Bobby's brother)"
"Bill Byrge - Bobby Tulip (Tom's brother)"
"Esther Huston - Amanda Binder (Kenny's mom)"
"Richard Woolf - Matt Murdock"
"Larry Black - Mayor Murdock (Mike and Matt's dad)"
"Shay Astar - Elizabeth"
"Dan Aykroyd - Chris Magruder"
"Brian Markinson - Alvin "Al""
"Wallace Shawn - George Bond"
"Helen Hunt - Betty Ann Fitzgerald"
"You hate any woman that doesn't have a double digit IQ."
"Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!"
"David Ogden Stiers - Voltan"
"Woody Allen - C. W. Briggs"
"It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel."
"A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but..."
"The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award."
"My clergyman - who happens to be wanted for pederasty - will vouch for me."
"Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington"
"You don't have a kosher bone in your body."
"Elizabeth Berkley - Jill"
"Peter Gerety - Ned"
"John Schuck - Mize"
"Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Bunny Worrell, Auntie Nelda, and others"
"Eartha Kitt - Francis "Old Lady" Hackmore"
"Austin Nagler - Kenny Binder"
"Richard Whitmore, Jennie Stoller - Newsreaders"
"I hate her just like I hate that German chancellor with the mustache."
"Judy Parfitt - Queen Katherine"
"Leo Jean - Grampy"
"Gedren Heller - Punk Girl"
"Julian Glover - King Gustav of Finland"
"James Villiers - Prime Minister Geoffrey Haile"
"Joely Richardson - Princess Anna"
"Rudolph Walker - King Mulambon of Zambezi"
"Niall O'Brien - Tommy McGuire"
"Ann Beach - Miranda's Mother"
"Jack Smethurst - Miranda's Father"
"Richard Griffiths - Duncan Phipps"
"Ed Stobart - Dysentery"
"Leslie Phillips - Gordon Halliwell"
"Camille Coduri - Miranda Greene"
"Michael Johnson - Hamilton"
"A comedy of majestic proportions"
"When Ralph becomes royalty, laughter resigns!"
"A great tragedy has befallen the royal family leaving only one heir to the throne..."
"Fred Whalen: Sarasota Slim (Pool Hustler)"
"Tom Pedi: Honest Harry"
"Hank Jones: Officer"