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April 10, 2026
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"Maureen Elisabeth Shay - Linnie McCallister"
"Hillary Wolf - Megan McCallister"
"Devon Ratray - Buzz McCallister"
"John Heard - Peter McCallister"
"Catherine O'Hara - Katie McCallister"
"Daniel Stern - Marvin "Marv" Merchants"
"Joe Pesci - Harry Lyme"
"Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister"
"Yikes! I Did It Again!"
"He's Up Past His Bedtime in the City That Never Sleeps."
"Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"
"Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?"
"This is it. No turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches."
"You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas."
"Ricardo Montalbán as Vincent Ludwig"
"Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer"
"Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin"
"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."
"My name is Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad."
"[after subduing a group of terrorists] I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!"
"O. J. Simpson as Det. Nordberg"
"George Kennedy as Capt. Ed Hocken"
"Michael Keaton - Ray Nicolette"
"Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston"
"Robert Forster - Max Cherry"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie"
"Pam Grier - Jackie Brown"
"Now that there is the Tec-9, cheap-ass little spray gun made outta South Miami. It retails for $380. I get 'em for 2, sell 'em for 8. They advertise this Tec-9 as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little booklet that comes with it: "the most popular gun in American crime". Like they're actually proud of that shit."
"LOOK OUT! Caught between the Feds and a cold blooded killer. With half a million dollars up for grabs. No one knows how it's going down. Except for maybe JACKIE BROWN."
"Six players on the trail of a half a million in cash. There's only one question... Who's playing who?"
"You know your bail bondsmen, don'tcha? You know all them motherfuckers as crooked as a barrel of snakes, don'tcha?!"
"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass."
"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
"[to Beaumont] You know man, I hate be the kind of nigga that do a nigga a favor and then Bam! hit the nigga up for a favor in return, but I gots to be that kinda nigga."
"Hattie Winston - Simone"
"Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - Winston"
"Lisa Gay Hamilton - Sheronda"
"Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston"
"Michael Bowen - Mark Dargus"
"Richard T. Jones - Harold Wolfe"
"Robert De Niro - Louis Gara"
"The police have returned to the safety of their doughnut shops."
"Sven-Ole Thorsen - one of Petrofsky's guards"
"Olek Krupa - Sergei Ivanovich Petrofsky"
"Jon Cryer - Bartender #2"
"John Snyder - Sal"
"Tony Longo - Little Mike"
"Roma Maffia - Claire Isaacs"
"Robert Miranda - Frediano"
"John Slattery - Agent Corman"