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"Mark Rolston - J. Scar"
"Joe Voterelli - Tony Two-Toes"
"K. Todd Freeman - Agent Duton"
"Michael Papajohn - Agent Schiff"
"Nick Chinlund - Agent Calderon"
"Andy Romano - Daniel Harper"
"Danny Nucci - WitSec Deputy Monroe"
"James Cromwell - William Donohue"
"Robert Pastorelli - Johnny Casteleone"
"James Coburn - WitSec Chief Arthur Beller"
"Vanessa L. Williams - Lee Cullen"
"James Cann - US Marshal Robert DeGuerin"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - US Marshal John "Eraser" Kruger"
"He will erase your past to protect your future."
"[After John throws a small concealed knife into his arm] I can't believe you nailed me with this cheap piece of mail-order shit!"
"I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache."
"You're luggage!"
"You've just been erased."
"One more thing: I work alone. If anybody comes to you and claims that I sent them...[Holds up a revolver] Use this."
"Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson"
"Nicky Katt - Clint Bruno"
"Parker Posey - Darla Marks"
"Deena Martin - Shavonne Wright"
"Jason O. Smith - Melvin Spivey"
"Ben Affleck - Fred O'Bannion"
"Christin Hinojosa - Sabrina Davis"
"Joey Lauren Adams - Simone Kerr"
"Milla Jovovich - Michelle Burroughs"
"Cole Hauser - Benny O'Donnell"
"Shawn Andrews - Kevin Pickford"
"Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia Dunn"
"Matthew McConaughey - David Wooderson"
"Anthony Rapp - Tony Olson"
"Adam Goldberg - Mike Newhouse"
"Michelle Burke - Jodi Kramer"
"Wiley Wiggins - Mitch Kramer"
"Rory Cochrane - Ron Slater"
"Jason London - Randall 'Pink' Floyd"
"You better get your priorities straight"
"See It With A Bud"
"Weed rules."
"It was the last day of school in 1976, a time they'd never forget... if only they could remember."
"Cynthia Dunn: I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse."
"Darla Marks: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."
"Clint Bruno: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we're almost outta beer."
"Carl Burnett: We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time."
"Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes."
"You just wasted another fucking beer!"
"[on speaker from his truck, to junior high students] Okay, all you freshman fucks, listen up!, Today's your lucky day, Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya; gonna save us all a lotta time. If you meet us here, right here, after school today, y'all only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're lookin' for you, pal. Your ass'll be purple before the day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]"
"Iād like to dedicate this first lick to your mother... fuck her."