"[to court room] Racist? You dare call me racist? Well I say unto you, what does it matter the color of a man's skin if witnesses perjure themselves. If a prosecutor enlists the perjurers. When a district attorney throws a man to the mob for political gain, and men of the cloth, men of God, take the prime cuts? Is that justice? I don't hear you...Let me tell you what justice is. Justice is the law. And the law is man's feeble attempt to lay down the principles of decency. Decency! And decency isn't a deal, it's not a contract or a hustle or an angle! Decency... decency is what your grandmother taught you. It's in your bones! Now you go home. Go home and be decent people. Be decent."

"Remember guys, a frantic salesman is a dead salesman!"

"[narrating] Yes see, Sherman, who started with so much, lost everything. But he gained his soul. Whereas I, you see, who started with so little, gained everything. "What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, but loses..." Ah well. There are compensations."

"[narrating] Our hero, Sherman McCoy, was about to make a simple phone call. But despite the existence of 11 telephones, and 7 different lines, in 14 rooms of his 16-million-plus dollar apartment, this was a phone call he could not make at home."

"[Narrating] A $600 million bond, to which he stood to get $1.8 million on commission, which would retire the mortgage on his Park Avenue co-op. For Sherman McCoy, that was all in a day's work."

"If you're going to live in a whorehouse, there's only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around."

"Danny Nucci - Lieutenant Shephard, USN SEAL"

"Steve Harris - Private McCoy, USMC Force Recon"

"Brendan Kelly - Private Cox, USMC Force Recon"

"Greg Collins - Private Gamble, USMC Force Recon"

"Jim Maniaci - Private Scarpetti, USMC Force Recon"

"Bokeem Woodbine - Gunnery Sergeant Crisp, USMC Force Recon"

"Tony Todd - Captain Darrow, USMC Force Recon"

"Gregory Sporleder - Captain Frye, USMC Force Recon"

"John C. McGinley - Captain Hendrix, USMC Force Recon"

"Vanessa Marcil - Carla Pestalozzi"

"Michael Biehn - Commander Anderson, USN SEAL"

"William Forsythe - FBI Special Agent-in-Charge Ernest Paxton"

"David Morse - Major Tom Baxter, USMC Force Recon"

"John Spencer - FBI Director James Womack"

"Ed Harris - Brigadier General Francis X. "Frank" Hummel, USMC Force Recon"

"Nicolas Cage - FBI Special Agent Dr. Stanley Goodspeed"

"Sean Connery - Captain John Patrick Mason, Special Air Service (Rtd.)"

"Honey, you wanna know who really killed J.F.K.?"

"Cocked, locked, and Ready to Rock!"

"America is Rocking!"

"Alcatraz. Only one man has ever broken out. Now five million lives depend on two men breaking in."

"Get ready to rock!"

"[addressing Marines] We'll be branded as traitors. The gravest capital crime, punishable by death. Couple of hundred years ago, a few guys named Washington, Jefferson, and Adams were branded traitors by the British - and now they're called patriots. In time so shall we."

"[Visiting his wife's grave] I miss you so much... [places flowers] There's something I've gotta do, Barb. Something I couldn't do while you were here. I tried. You know I tried everything, and I still don't have their attention. Let's hope this elevates their thinking. But whatever happens... Please don't think any less of me. [Places his Medal of Honor on the tombstone and kisses it]"

"Claire Forlani - Jade Angelou"

"Guess Who's Alone in New York This Christmas!"

"Start Spreading the News... New York is a Real Scream!"

"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost in New York."

"Donald Trump - Himself"

"Clare Hoak - Carlotta"

"Ralph Foody - Johnny"

"Eddie Bracken - E.F. Duncan"

"Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady"

"Dana Ivey - Mrs. Stone"

"Rob Schneider - Cedric"

"Tim Curry - Mr. Hector"

"Anna Slotky - Brooke McCallister"

"Kieran Culkin - Fuller McCallister"

"Daiana Campeanu - Sondra McCallister"

"Senta Moses - Tracy McCallister"

"Jedidiah Cohen - Rod McCallister"

"Terri Snell - Leslie McCallister"

"Gerry Bamman - Frank McCallister"

"Mike Maronna - Jeff McCallister"